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I agree; Christianity is, like, totally the devil.
Before the white man came, we Finns received from our great pagan gods the power to move mountains (which is why we don't have any, these days, as we smote the Norwegian tribes with them). There was never a murder, theft, or rape, as we all revelled in our numerous and ubiquitous orgies. All day long. The resulting spread of sexually transmitted diseases is responsible for our limited population even today.
It must be true.
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