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Pink mohawk haircuts? Unthinkable. Maybe green. And Huron (I fear we have been mis-representing the Mohicans all this time). But you're right. I pleaded with these lunatics, not last week.
"Are you -sure- you want a steampunk game?", I asked.
A stony silence.
"Can't you add the merest hint of medieval?"
A man dressed entirely in black reached out a nicotine-stained finger, pointed to a large brass hammer, yet remained silent.
"Alright, then. How about magic? You needn't directly include it, but some kind of reference would please the audience, and keep 'em happy."
Again, no reaction, but I thought I saw the nostrils flare, unattractively.
"Very well". I took the direct approach. "But heed my warning, Spasm (for it was he). It'll bomb. Heck, you don't even know what steampunk is. Thief, indeed...!", I scoffed. "Good luck and good day to you!"
So you see. You're every bit as imaginative as the next person. It's the lunatics that won't listen to reason.
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