For those that missed the old one (which is mighty funny and you should look at the older posts here on the MUD Humor forum), the quotefile is a place to post those wacky one-liners, short conversations, descriptions of rooms and creatures, and whatever, except long and drawn out roleplays. Make another thread for that.
I'll start us off, keep adding things!
Gabrielle waves her arms and utters the words 'lemonadus sanitium recallus deddeus'.
Kintara gossips 'Alright just to prove how old I am, and to prove my ignorance; How long ago did they fix the diamond shin guards so that they no longer went on ankles? ;___;'
Daegen gossips 'canada?'
Roric auctions 'a purple Music scroll, start the bidding at 1k'
Cadineal auctions 'I will take it for free, to give to a friend. The art of music should never be bought and sold.'
Roric auctions 'that is why Bards make money off of their performances? and who might your friend be?'
Malisk auctions 'The devil...'
Cadineal auctions 'You pay for the performance, not the song, and anyone who will sing beautiful balads is a friend of mine.'
Roric auctions 'never mind then I will give the scroll to a young bard, I hear she is well at performances'
You ask, 'Any more suggestions for low-level ground\fern monsters?'
Jerrel says, 'Moss.'
You say, 'But that's in the sewers...'
Quiven asks, 'slimes?'
Desdra says to you, 'elephant ear plant'
(After summoning 100 balls of light, and having them destroyed by Treikath)
You ask, 'But what if someone has lost their light?'
Elowyth nods at you in agreement.
You ask, 'And is without money to buy a lantern?'
Treikath exclaims, 'Time to start over..!'
Elowyth exclaims, 'Yay!'
Terloch gossips '*gasp* it's a Wenlin'
You gossip 'Um, yes. It's me.'
Kat gossips 'T, you scare me.'
Terloch gossips 'yeah, I scare myself sometimes too'
Kedoenn says to Ceran, 'I rather lose with my honor intact.'
Ceran says to Kedoenn, 'You losts 3 times... with your honor intact.'
Someone gossips 'How does I MISS a backstab when deys unconcious??'
Torvak gossips 'you trip and fell as you were heading to stab em'
Bortanous gossips 'You're aim was really bad, they shifted in their sleep'
Xasan gossips 'Cause you really drunk'
In elven, Elaesien says 'This place tends to be amusing at times... but this is just a little bit too much for me.'
Someone asks A lukewarm drake, 'So... dun you wish you was a cold drake... 'stead a jus' lukewarmies?'
A lukewarm drake says, 'Of course not! Those stupidheads are weak against those that use fire attacks to their advantage.'
A lukewarm drake exclaims, 'I hate that!'
You tell your house: 'Before you guys get rid of me, I want to arrive at the manor, riding a lukewarm drake and bearing gifts.'
You tell your house: 'My long blonde hair streaming...'
Raven's Warden Ceran tells the house 'Oh geez.'
Ceran exclaims to A street sweeper, 'I's sowwie!'
Ceran cries on a lukewarm drake's shoulder.
A lukewarm drake says to Ceran, 'There there.'
A lukewarm drake says to Ceran, 'It's tough to lose your spouse, but you just have to move on.'
Ceran gasps as he realizes what a lukewarm drake did.
Ceran shrugs helplessly.
Ceran cries on a lukewarm drake's shoulder.
A lukewarm drake says to A street sweeper, 'You could make your life mean something by sacrificing yourself to my ENDLESS HUNGER'
A lukewarm drake says, 'Er, pardon me...'
Ceran says to A street sweeper, 'He makes a good points, y'knows...'
Drylock asks, 'Also, where may I find a healer?'
A lukewarm drake says to Drylock, 'I'm a healer.'
A lukewarm drake says to Drylock, 'You're dead. I'm sorry. I'll tell your loved ones the bad news.'
Drylock says, '...'
A street sweeper collapses in a dead faint.
Ceran says to A street sweeper, 'Yous awful dramatics today.'
Aviere says, 'I don't think he's suffered enough.'
A lukewarm drake asks Aviere, 'How would you describe me, when you look upon me?'
Ceran says to A lukewarm drake, 'A mere putrid pile of cold drake entrails.'
Aviere says to A lukewarm drake, 'A useless lizard.'
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