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The halfling groaned lightly. Moka screamed and began kicking it fiercely, 'AAAHHGAAAH!' Gorbo ran over to the halfling and turned it on its belly, so its face was to the ground. Gorbo looked up to Moka, 'do you have a rope in your pack.' Moka nodded his head with an evil grin. Moka rummaged through his pack, singing with his squealy voice...'Ho Ho Halflin stew, goblins gonna cook you up, and torture yoou tooo..' Moka drooled and cackled. Peeko limped into view. Moka yelled, 'Lookie what I found.' Peeko arrived as Gorbo finished tieing up the halfling. Peeko growled 'Wheres the other?' Gorbo sniffed the air, 'Ah, must of got away.. he wont be gone for long, we got his friend.'
Gorbo picked up the halfling and set him down next to the fire. The goblins watched carefully as they ate and talked.
The halfling was about middle age with a brown gotee, and a shaved head. He looked fairly tough for a halfling, he showed no fear towards the goblins. Peeko licked his fingers, 'Sneaky halflings, what wud they be up to in our forest in the dark of night.' Peeko gave Gorbo a puzzled look, 'The halfling village.. its a days walk from the river' Peeko studied the jagged dagger that pierced his thigh. Gorbo growed, 'He dont have any gold, or supplies.'
Moka jumped over to the halfling and started yelling in his face, 'wut you doin in my forest? Got any gold? Wheres your mule? Whose yo momma?' The halfling just glared into Moka's ugly face. Peeko kicked Moka, Gorbo got up, kicking Moka too. Gorbo hates when they bring up that subject. Peeko and Moka always joke with Gorbo about who his real mother is. Moka said cackling, 'Gorbo momma so nasty she breeds locust from her butt with maggots in her teeth, breedin flys all over the place.... and his Daddy was killed by a moose.' Moka started rolling on the ground laughing. Gorbo kicked Moka, 'Barung is not my Daddy' Peeko and Moka laughed teasingly. Peeko stopped laughing and choked out,'Peeko's momma kidnapped a halfling and brought it down to her lair, then tied em up and tortured him with her leather armor and whip.' Peeko snickered, 'Then her throat was slit in her sleep.' Moka added, 'And Gorbo's daddy is stalking some bearded dwarf gurl he saw at the halfling freak show.' Gorbo replied, 'Yer momma Minkta, she frikin stinkta cave up; breedin tiny toadstools on her feet, and lice in her bodyhair.' Moka let out a half laugh, and got an idea...'We should let Minkta have her way with the halfling; maybe he will tell us where the gold is.'
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