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Old 04-20-2002, 01:34 PM   #21
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I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):

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RAPE THE FIELDS! BURN THE WOMEN!
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Old 04-20-2002, 04:47 PM   #22
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Angry

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there
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Old 04-21-2002, 05:32 AM   #23
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My favourite? I'll have to fix this a bit so it's a little more understandable for those who don't know my game. Let's just say my drake didn't train/level/raise her claws for about 2 years. I was mainly RP and the fact I just didn't have time. Then all of a sudden I got about 10 levels or so with some help powertraining which I rarely do. So....a dark cleric decides to play with my drake she decides to play with him, call him her pet, etc until she finally gets him nearly dead. My drake has never killed anyone purposefly until that time...and she'd been around for about five years as a drake at that post...so here goes. And yes I have to make it a bit more lengthy so you'll understand the joke Oh and dragons are godless creatures.

Unnamed hithual prays to Taath at his altar for healing.
Unnamed hithual is dying from blood loss.
Unnamed hithual prays again and is still unnanswered.
Aeslyn the drake enters.
Aeslyn the drake yells, "Bad pet, attacking me and running from me!"
Aeslyn the drake knows she shouldn't be in Taath's temple, but glares around anyway.
Unnamed hithaul tries one more time to heal himself at the altar, praying to Taath.
Aeslyn the drake claws the unnamed hithual, sacrificing him at his own altar and then says, "That'll teach you, mortal to put your faith in your *gods.* When you go to meet him tell him who sacrificed you at yer own altar."
Unnamed Hithual departs.
Five random Taathians run in. Aeslyn the drake runs back to the relative safety of TSC.

Poor boy cried to his god forever and an infidel sacrificed him at his own altar. He was a cleric too I think. Oh well. I'm proud of it!

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Old 04-21-2002, 10:06 AM   #24
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Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!'
Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!
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Old 04-21-2002, 04:38 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by (dragonfangs @ April 20 2002,3:47 pm)
A low level newbie mage yell this.
 Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there
rofl, short simple, and absolutely hilarious.
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Old 04-21-2002, 09:50 PM   #26
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a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away
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Old 04-22-2002, 08:05 AM   #27
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its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me)

Frantak says : can I take this beastie ?
Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more.

Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune.
Neptune's blast ****SMITES**** Frantak !!
Frantak is DEAD !!!!

Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'
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Old 04-22-2002, 08:18 AM   #28
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Kill the smurfs!
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Old 04-22-2002, 11:24 AM   #29
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its not much of battle cry again,but its connected to the last post here though

Smash the 'mons !
Let the Tubbies rule the place !!

(hope you know what are these mons and tubbies)
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Old 04-22-2002, 05:03 PM   #30
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a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,
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Old 04-23-2002, 05:55 AM   #31
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For the honor of the great Intarne,
Slay the Isp Beast !!!
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Old 04-23-2002, 08:07 AM   #32
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if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them.

i think i got that right from connan
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Old 04-23-2002, 12:40 PM   #33
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"SPOOON!" -The Tick

A gnome child smiles at you.
A gnome child mauls you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen.

"All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha"
("Somebody set us up the bomb!")

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Old 04-23-2002, 03:40 PM   #34
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You smile at a black monk
black monk smiles at you

You thwap black monk for being a moron
black monk thwaps you for being a moron

You throw an alligator at a black monk
Black monk's hit ***DEVASTES*** you !!!
You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!!
You flee head over heels !!!

-he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators -
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Old 04-23-2002, 09:11 PM   #35
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"Suicide is the answer"
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Old 04-25-2002, 01:09 PM   #36
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Question

"hok a' hey!" or translation: "It's a good day to die!" - Crazy Horse

That's always been one of my personal favorites, because fighting a man who
isn't afraid to die is fighting a man to the death (unfortunately, most likely your death).

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Old 04-25-2002, 04:03 PM   #37
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RELEASE THE CRACKEN!
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Old 04-25-2002, 05:44 PM   #38
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Chicken ! Go ahead !!!!

(hmm..maybe its time to delete this thread ? )

or I should just stop flaming ?
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Old 04-25-2002, 05:56 PM   #39
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"Kill all women and rape all men!!!"
(It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show.
Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?"
Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")
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Old 04-25-2002, 07:12 PM   #40
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You pet a cute bunny.
A cute bunny *SMITES* you!
You are DEAD!!!

Orion, your mud has very evil bunnies
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