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Old 01-12-2003, 05:22 PM   #21
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227 yr male elf healer seeks female for long term relationship, reserches into immorality, and quiet nights by the fireside.
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Old 01-17-2003, 11:20 AM   #22
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Xerihae will become famous soon enough

Aging coder with arthritic fingers seeks young female partner/typist for companionship. Must be able to type a minimum of 60 wpm, cook gruel, and be an expert in spoon-feeding. Experience as a newbie helper would be an advantage (lots of patience). Code leeches/stealers need not apply.

Or one for fun:

Still young male dwarf, 70, long brown beard and hair, own chainmail seeks partner for days out and long nights in. Must be razor sharp, comfortable to hold, glittery, and nicely balanced. Liking for blood and being thrown an advantage. Dwarven-made is a must. Please be sure to include crafters name, material, and age in reply.
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