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Old 04-18-2002, 04:29 PM   #1
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Whats the funniest battlecry you've ever heard?
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Old 04-18-2002, 04:39 PM   #2
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Not mud related: "All the way live!"

Its from SWAT3...maybe its supposed to mean something, but...
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Old 04-18-2002, 06:03 PM   #3
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"We'll blast them with lightning bolts from our arse!"
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Old 04-18-2002, 07:06 PM   #4
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The weirdest warcry I've ever seen in game was done by this human runemage who would shout this everytime she went into battle:

Shay'ra shouts: "a blood curdling warcry of death!"

No, I am not joking...this is what she did.
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Old 04-18-2002, 07:26 PM   #5
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"chaaaarge........ uh? no....Reeeeetreat"
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Old 04-18-2002, 07:28 PM   #6
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"FOR PUMPKINWEASELS EVERYWHERE!" (My own.)
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"MAY YOU DIE AND THOUSAND TIMES FOR EACH DEATH!" (Which is really strange, because it's paradoxical.)
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Old 04-18-2002, 09:20 PM   #7
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heard by an ogre attacking a goblin stong hold



FOOOOOD!
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Old 04-18-2002, 11:22 PM   #8
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"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!"
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Old 04-19-2002, 01:20 AM   #9
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For the life of me I can't remember it exactly.. but it went something like...
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. bah! I'm a fighter not a poet."
(I know for sure the last part is right)
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Old 04-19-2002, 02:45 AM   #10
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"I will slay you with my magical, stunning, fearsome..." The character them pulled out an item called "A pink fuzzy bunny." I thought it was a joke, but after he kicked my as*. I found out it was the best sword in the game, named as that.

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Old 04-19-2002, 03:17 AM   #11
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The funniest one i ever heard wasnt from a mud, but I cant remember exactly where I heard it

"they can rape our horses, and ride off on our women! but they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!!"
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Old 04-19-2002, 03:43 AM   #12
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IN A SHORT MOMENT YOU WILL EXIST IN MY PORTABLE HOLE AS A CORPSE!!!!
That would be from one of my mages on another mud, who had, you guessed it, a portable hole in which he collected the corpses of his fallen enemies. Bit lengthy, but that's why it's wierd.
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Old 04-19-2002, 04:52 AM   #13
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Domtar yells 'DIE UGLY TULIP'

Azule yells 'ggggggglllllllllllaaaaayyyybbbeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!'

Tsawataineuk yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'
Kenthar yells 'and a hearty aaayyyiiiieeee!!!! to you too, Tsawataineuk!!!'

Rjakegel yells 'Die teammates, im attacking you all on purpose!'

Ruyven yells 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!'

Theo gossips 'SPOON!!!!!'
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Old 04-19-2002, 04:05 PM   #14
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We have personalized kill messages on ABH, my favorite so far is. (Like instead of seeing, you club bob to death. A player may set up a message of their choosing.)

Kronius pulls out a watch and tosses it on the corpse, 'Guess it was just his time to go...'
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Old 04-19-2002, 05:17 PM   #15
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My favorite was simply "Duck!", nobody ever did fast enough.
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Old 04-20-2002, 07:23 AM   #16
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what about such :

Shaolong says : 'ops..you're gonna die !'
Shaolong smiles at a shark.
Shark smiles at Shaolong.
Shaolong's backstab ***SMITES*** shark !
Shark is dead !!!
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Old 04-20-2002, 07:59 AM   #17
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commander: Charge!
private: Are you stupid Sir?
commander: No! your supposed to charge the hill.
private: Im sorry Sir, I cannot follow that order because it conflicts with my self intrests.
commander: uh.....
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Old 04-20-2002, 10:45 AM   #18
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King : I need the head of the Damion tomorrow !
Noble : ooc i thought it was supposed to be Damiok
King : I have learned,that they have allied together,and I want him now even more then that traitor Damiok !


the fate of people depends on simple typo
*note,that thing REALLY have happened*
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Old 04-20-2002, 11:22 AM   #19
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Ingham says "GO FOR THE EYES SEALOM! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAAASK!"
Sealom says "Ingy, you need to quit playing Baldur's Gate"

*sniff*
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Old 04-20-2002, 12:55 PM   #20
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heh..BG sure was fun..

Yoshimo yells : You point - I'll punch !
Nicolette says : I never liked Minsc,actually..
Yoshimo says : well..what about I shall become death,Destroyer of worlds !!! ?
Nicolette sniffs sadly...
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