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Old 06-03-2002, 10:25 PM   #41
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You gossip 'I have kidnapped Aaryn, and set a ransom for him for 100,000,000 gold and one sock.'
Leowyn gossips 'How much for you to keep him?'
Azariah tells you 'if i pay it does he become my slave?'
Sinon gossips 'We don't care about him'
Aaryn gossips 'Hey.'
You cackle gleefully.
Aaryn says, 'You tell your house: 'Saaaaaaaaaaaave me.''
Ananiel gossips 'LoL'
Henry answers 'Bah, you're such a bastard Leowyn.'
Aaryn says, 'Bastards.'
You snicker softly.
Jobe gossips 'Id pay it.. if it was about.. 10,000 times less.'
Zalah gossips 'jest kill them i dont have that much gold'
Clarie answers 'we all have that much gold, but where are we going to get a sock?'
You gossip 'That is the real question.. isn't it?'
Zalah gossips 'i have underwear is that good?'
You gossip 'No.. gobbo underwear is not good...'
Zalah gossips 'no it YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!'
You gossip 'What are you doing with my underwear!?'
Mercatox gossips 'You have underwear?'
Zalah gossips 'Boon gave it to me'
You gossip 'Bad Boon!'
You gossip 'Wait.. how did he get my underwear?'
Mercatox gossips 'Cross dressing again. :)'

Harken tells you 'Goodnight kiddnapper ;)'

You gossip 'Revelin has succeeded in tricking the mortals and trapping them in a bottomless void. Nice work, if you ask me.'
Kesin gossips 'I say, nice shot.'
Christoph gossips 'Anything that's bottomless or topless is fine with me '

Christoph says, 'you all are just jealous of my witty remarks :)'

Revelin says, 'you must buzz in by saying : I wear dirty ogre socks on my hands.'
Terrace says, 'so you can quote me? I think not'

Revelin quotes 'Terrace says, 'I wear dirty ogre socks on my hands.''

Daehron leaves south.
A banker pony leaves south.
Someone yells 'wrong way'
You snicker softly.
Someone yells 'up'
Someone says, 'stupid ogre'
Someone mutters something quietly to himself.
Daehron has arrived.
A banker pony has arrived.
Daehron says, 'I realize this.'
Daehron smirks.
Daehron leaves up.
A banker pony leaves up.

Dela gossips 'HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!'
You gossip 'Ahhhhh!!!!'
Dela gossips 'im lost :('
You gossip 'Oh sorry, I was just screaming..'

Malaak says, 'Hmmm....I think i will go chop down the rest of Kisah :)'

Tilal whips Terloch across the back. This is too kinky for your taste.

Bedwyr gossips 'Can one of the ancients make it light so that I can see my girlfriend?'

[Salja]: would you take an elephant a few miles under the ocean?
[Dionae]: I would
[Boon]: yes
[Moeve]: if it had water breath why not
[Boon]: its just a small whale with legs
[Boon]: and hell if the elephant can wear plate mail carry a shield and hold onto bastard sword I'll take it to the moon

[Dionae]: three adjs for a troll? besides stupid?
[Salja]: ugly
[Salja]: green
[Salja]: lanky
[Boon]: big ugly dumb
[Someone]: flammable
[Salja]: giggle
[Chade]: lol
[Dionae]: hehe
[Dionae]: I'm gonna have to make an area with flammable trolls now..
[Salja]: hehe

Alaina gossips 'My group. any others brave enough, We are running the gauntlet soon. meet at the center'
Alaina gossips 'Pray for our souls!'
Azariah gossips 'Have fun dying'
Alaina gossips 'Yes thanks for your encouragement.'
Leowyn answers 'funeral services for Alaina will proceed 20 minutes after they enter the gauntlet.'

Timbo quotes 'Xaneros says, 'My name is Bedwyr, I am a Timbo hailing from Wenlin''

Veit question 'why did a Happy Guard attack me? He looked so happy..'

Cecilia asks, 'Would you like me to bite him, Sir?'

[Salja]: we're open and loving here, and f*ck you all, and stuff
[Dargus]: f*ck == love!!!
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Old 06-04-2002, 10:40 PM   #42
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I'm beginning to think this is going to be the universal FR quotefile, hehe..

Ezylie answers 'Can anyone get me out of here..wenlin summoned me to Pussy stoarage..'
Aval answers 'heh, thats Wenlin for ya.'
Mercatox gossips 'OoooOooo that's the place to be. . .'
Mikla gossips 'cats, Mercatox... just cats.'

Xaneros says to you, 'Quessa invaded Laultopia I think.'

You yell 'mister jahrjahronon i havents seens you in blue years!'

Timbo exclaims, 'DO NOT HUG THE COW!'

Timbo shouts 'DO NOT PUSH OR HUG THE COW!'

[Daehron]: If I ever feel like building, I'll make the Island of Hairdos.

You say, 'See, we gave the goblin a bath, and now he's all wet and unhappy..'
You say, 'But look, Zalah, you smell nice and fresh.'
Zalah drys himself off
You exclaim, 'Springtime fresh!'
You giggle.
You ask, 'Doesn't he, Mercatox?'
Mercatox smells the goblin.
Mercatox says, 'He smells better, I don't know about fresh.'

You give the key to the hot chicks room to Terloch.
[Terloch]: aleady had one
[Salja]: was just making sure
[Salja]: never helps to have a spare when hot chicks are involved

Neia says, 'my brain got empty'

Timbo exclaims to you, 'DO NOT HUG THE COW!'
You giggle.
You hug him.
You focus all your bovine Zen on Timbo, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Timbo gasps in astonishment.
Timbo exclaims to you, 'PAY THE PRICE ELFY!'
In minotaurian, you say 'Moo. Moo moo moo moo. moo moo.'
In minotaurian, Timbo says '*gasp*'
In minotaurian, Timbo says 'MOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Timbo says, 'Ah, I know who ye are now.'
Timbo says, 'And I can't say I like ye much.'

Indech question 'Salja, there was something I was going to say to you but i can't remember what it was, do you?'
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Old 06-08-2002, 01:17 AM   #43
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Old 06-08-2002, 01:28 AM   #44
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You didn't put all of it, Salja. The dragon luved donkey in Shrek. Guh!


You give a blue-green potion to Boon.
You exclaim, 'tasty!'
You quaff a blue-green potion.
You feel much better!
You feel fully refreshed!
Boon eats a blue-green potion.
Boon says, 'glassy'

You tell Salja 'help! I'm an artist!'
Salja tells you 'help! so what?'

Timbo says oocly, 'only puppies live in stonegate'

Thomas says, 'okay. on the count of three say now'
Thomas says, '1'
Thomas says, '2 '
Thomas says, '3'
You say, 'now'
Migdalia says, 'now'
Jobe says, 'now'
Keedu says, 'now'
Kylara says, 'now'
Daru says, 'now'
Ezylie asks, 'whats going on..?'

Thomas says, 'It's time to playyyy... The Weakest Setence. '
Thomas giggles.
Mercatox asks, 'Setence?'
Mercatox raises an eyebrow inquisitively.
Someone says oocly, 'Its actually Sentence'

You say, 'go straight to voting, Kylara'
Thomas exclaims, 'who sucked?!'
Kylara says, 'Daru.'
Thomas says, 'oo..'
Thomas nods.
Aval says, 'Sorry, but Daru'
Daru gasps in astonishment.
Jobe says, 'Daru..'
A fat groundhog leaves west.
Thomas exclaims, '2 duru's!'
Thomas exclaims, '3!'
You say, 'Daru, he's a fat dragon hater that gives all dragons a bad image with
 his "noxious fumes"'
Migdalia says, 'I think Daru as well.'
Daru sighs.
Aval pats Daru on his head.
Jobe asks, 'Daru, who do you vote for?'
Jobe grins playfully.
Thomas says, 'tsk.'
Mercatox says, 'There's really no need to continue. . . '
Daru says, 'I will vote for myself..'
A small bunny leaves west.
Thomas says, 'a noble end.'
Mercatox says, '.......'
Jobe grins playfully.

Salja reaches down out of the clouds grabbing your head.
You feel a sudden pressure and your head explodes!
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Old 06-13-2002, 07:22 PM   #46
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Aerius question 'Anyone know what a The staff of the Dragon's Claw does?'
Xaneros answers 'it turns you into wenlin'

You question 'I wonder if it's possible to not fail at making a haft.'
Xaneros answers 'pff. if it was the whole world would be made of hafts. Hafthide shoes, sharpened haft swords, and haft-roofed houses.'

Cerridwen says oocly, 'dude im in too good of a mood to think IC right now heh'
You say oocly, 'i'm too ****ed off to be ooc, haha'

Isyll does the silly walk all around the room. she *is* silly.
Xaneros does the isyll walk all around the room. he *is* isyll.

Xaneros answers 'I am female on thursdays and sundays, after 6 pm. And only in certain Taverns around the countryside.'

Eloquai quotes 'Allegiance: all my loyalty are belong to eloquai'
Kintara quotes 'Computer nerds: All your base are belong to us.'

Vesper drops Vesper's Rug O' Sin.
Xaneros giggles.
Vesper sits on Vesper's Rug O' Sin and rests.
You ask Vesper, 'May I.. sit on the rug, Count Lauphel?'
Vesper smiles at you.
Isyll giggles innocently.
Vesper says, 'Damn right you can'
Vesper pats the rug.
Labricus falls down laughing.
Xaneros grins playfully.
You say oocly, 'Isyll Nuwore, whore to nobility!'
You sit on Vesper's Rug O' Sin and rest.
You smile at him.
Xaneros says oocly, 'Xaneros, the old man who is soon to retired!'
Vesper says oocly, 'Vesper Lauphel, Loves Whores'

Vesper says oocly, 'I could use some boobs'

Vesper says, 'My name is Vesper, a pimp hailing from yo momma.'

Laul pats where his manhood used to be.
Laul says, 'It will come back home sooner or later'
Laul says, 'it will miss me'

Labricus says, 'Time to order the playboy channel and a batch of viagra, Xaneros. Be my grandpa.'

Laul says, 'My name is Laul, I am a Man-whore from the House of Ill Repute.'

Keegan tells you 'oh, well in that case dream about me. ye'll have sweet dreams ::kisses::'
Keegan tells you 'lol'
You tell Keegan 'smoochies'
Keegan tells you 'now i sound as vain as Laul'

-[81] [AFK] Mercatox Venteero is in the bathroom.

Argoth answers 'you probably have the GLS wrong in coordination with the PPF while transferring the DLES into the FJA, so all you gotta do is fix the LDS2 and update it with the FLA2.0 and you're all set'
Lional answers 'yeah and play the TRI while messing with the DPE which doesn't help the GRE but does help the PTP nearing the HYI'

Ereptor got toasted by Cerskel at Inside a Small Cottage [room 20166]
Dionae asks, 'You toasted someone?'

Conner gossips 'All Hail the Mighty Terloch! orsomethinglikethat'

Isdenar asks Endsach, 'where are your lackies?'

Timbo gossips 'Fear mah bovine zen! Muh-OOOOO!'

Kenthar tells you 'one time whenever I tried to eat a mushroom it broke the mud'

[Salja]: still got it all vesp?
[Vesper]: whew
[Salja]: woot
[Vesper]: *nod*
[Vesper]: I think it's bigger
[Salja]: this is a good thing
[Vesper]: Oh...that was my stiletto, nm.

Moeve gossips 'if you see Chade make sure you tell him he rocks'
Lional answers 'why does he rock?'
Moeve answers 'becuase he has great control of esoteric unix commands'

-[81] Laul Nomiki, Supreme Ruler of Vespergate.

Someone tells the group 'will be stave siblings!'
Someone tells the group 'Is(yll)denar! of the shimmering staff!'
You quote 'Isyll and Isdenar, stave sisters.. er.. brothers... siblings!'

Someone tells the group 'PONG'
Someone tells the group 'PONG'
Someone tells the group 'PONG'
You tell your group 'NARF'
Someone tells the group 'RAWR'
Someone tells the group 'SNARF'
You tell your group 'RAWR'
Someone tells the group 'SNARFARFLE'
You tell your group 'SNUFFLEUFFAGUS'
Someone tells the group 'THUNDERCATS!'
Someone tells the group 'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Isyll acts like a spoiled rich girl (which she is).

You exclaim, 'A dwarf! Get it out of here!'
Isdenar exclaims, 'ITS HAIR ATE MY HANDS!'
Isdenar slips his hands into the sleeves of his shirt and waves them around!
You run around in circles freaking out.
Isdenar runs around in circles freaking out.

Isdenar asks Galdorf, 'Your glowing. Can you turn it off?'

Isdenar yells 'HELP! this dwarf pulled a mushroom from his bear and ate it!'
Isdenar yells 'now he is seducing me!'

Isdenar says, 'If you kids dont quiet down im pulling this car over.'

[Vesper]: I'm 22, I go 4 years younger than my age...that's how I figure it.
[Vesper]:
[Galdorf]: In tx it's statuatory rape
[Galdorf]: 14?
[Salja]: vesper
[Vesper]: I think it's 13 in New Mex
[Galdorf]: What the hell?
[Galdorf]: Sweet jesus.
[Una]: oh look vesper you're the perfect age!!!
[Salja]: i'm afraid of asking WHY you know that site
[Tinarith]: *rofl*
[Galdorf]: lol
[Vesper]: ....uh
[Salja]: pervert
[Vesper]: ...school project.

[Salja]: HI DIONAE
[Dionae]: Hi
[Salja]: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
[Dionae]: Okay
[Salja]: IM TALKING LOUDLY SO YOU CAN HEAR ME
[Salja]: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
[Dionae]: Yes
[Salja]: Oh.
[Salja]: canyouhearmenow
[Dionae]: What?
[Dionae]: I can't hear you..
[Salja]: Can you hear me now?
[Dionae]: Yes
[Salja]: Optimal level achieved. Thank you for your help in this calibration exercise.

The keeper of evil speaks forth: People, this is your deathmaker speaking, we have a drunk Duke on the loose, please be warned about his state, he is a frisky one

[Salja]: how is depreciation a cash flow
[Dionae]: goblins?
You gossip 'Help! Help! The cash flow goblins are eating me alive!'

You gossip 'It has been decided that everyone's name must be changed.'
You gossip 'From now on we will all be referred to as 'bob''
Vaughn gossips 'What?'
Timbo gossips 'Hi bob!'
Leowyn answers 'we are down to 7 go vote!'
Una gossips 'no that name was in a book I read'
You gossip 'Oh..'
Una gossips 'we can't have that'
Harken gossips 'What ever Bob!'
Kenthar gossips 'Bob's already the name of that fisherman in Kisah'
You gossip 'What about Fred?'
Zheff gossips 'hello bob... and bob... and bob... oh and you too bob'
Una gossips 'nope'
Una gossips 'read about fred too'
Christoph gossips 'name everyone terloch it will please him'
Una gossips 'remeber.. that movie.. about fred?'
Neia gossips 'wha...whosa bos?'
You gossip 'Oh hell.. um... okay, we'll all simply be assigned numbers. Prime numbers, so as to be original.'
Neia gossips 'I NOT WANNA BE A BOS!'
Laul gossips 'Whats a Bos?'
Toran gossips 'I call number 1.'
You gossip 'Nono, 1 isn't really a prime number... theres too much debate. You can be... 17.'
Dionae gossips '1, you go sit with 2 and 7.'
Christoph gossips 'i call 4'
Zheff gossips 'can we wear orange suits with the numbers on them like criminals?'

Una says, 'allright mom and I better get going.. see if I were driving I'd wait 10 minutes.. but as she drives slower than dial-up'
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Old 06-14-2002, 03:40 AM   #47
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Araltizario quests 'timbo your arm and axe are over here'
Araltizario quests 'well your arm was i think someone ate it'

Conner question 'Would someone kindly shoot me?'

Laul gossips 'you will come far alone, with out anyone but yourself, I will run you around a few times, to make sure your alone. and remember i will be watching you dont know when and where i will be watching'
Ezylie gossips 'do we look that stupid?'
Isdenar gossips 'Only in our clown outfits!'

Laul gossips 'watch out iwizia might try to kiss you'
Conner gossips 'I will accept such a kiss.'

Kintara the 1'11" faerie flutters around with her 1'6" long smashy thing, and smashes things thusly.

Malaak says to Belyn, 'If you bonk me again I shall destroy you'

Araltizario yells 'Answer me at once, bunnies of cute deathness!'

Revelin waves his arms and uttes the words, ' Llywarchus just talkatus to la leopardus'

Moeve gossips 'mercatox sleeps with a tiger'
Moeve gossips 'on the same rug'
Truden gossips 'Watch out, else he might wake up and threaten that you'll be sleeping with the fishes soon. *grins* (Catch the pun? yes, yes?)'

Laul gossips 'Ouch Belyn poked me in the eye and ran!'

You tell Eloquai 'Darn.. it didn't work..'
Eloquai tells you '?'
You tell Eloquai 'hehe'
Eloquai tells you 'Shoot'
Eloquai tells you 'You cast change sex on me'
Eloquai tells you 'For 63 hours and 50 minutes, damn'
You tell Eloquai 'But.. it made you an it :('
Eloquai tells you 'lol'

Eloquai answers 'I'm an it everybody'
Eloquai quotes 'Gender: none'
Vesper quotes 'Allegiance: None'
Isyll quotes 'Appearance: Sexy'

You say oocly, 'You might have been fixed already'
Vesper smiles happily.
Vesper says oocly, 'eep!'
Vesper says oocly, 'fixed??'
You say oocly, 'But Jahron was way messed up, and Cerr was missing stuff'
Vesper looks down at his crotch
You snicker softly.
Vesper says oocly, 'ok, i'm good'
Vesper looks at himself.
You say oocly, 'Sorry, we had to fix you.. didn't want any little barons running around :)'
Vesper says oocly, 'rofl'
Vesper says oocly, 'Neither do I!'

You bat your eyelashes.
You ask, 'You guys are killing the spirit?'
Jobe nods.
Jobe says, 'for no reason'
You say, 'It's not wearing anything..'
Jobe says, 'whatsoever.'

Laul says, 'My name is Jobe, I am hooked on Phonics from Quessa.'

Vesper says, 'I'd go home, but my own ravens would eat me.'

Jobe says, 'the bunnies should randomly [1 in 10 chance every tick] double.'
Jobe says, 'thatd be funny'
You giggle.
You say, 'Only if you put two together'
Jobe grins at you...can you come out and play?
Laul says, 'They should mutliply like nomikis'
Laul chuckles politely.
You snicker softly.
Jobe asks, 'you mean asexually?'
Laul nods in enthusiastic agreement with Jobe.

Laul gossips 'That someone send me a tell again'
Laul gossips 'Dang it! do it again'
Lional answers 'sorry i meant to mess them up on purpose hehe :)'

[Moeve]: I don't trust the brownie in my room

Therean question 'someone, help me...'
Antus gossips '*throws Therean a rope* *tosses him the other end as well*'

Salja says, 'this makes as much sense as a wookie living on endor'

[Ruyven]: Great....Timbo thinks I'm the Yoda of the Ancients.

Struad question 'where is everyone??'
Isdenar answers 'over there.'
You answer 'I ate them.'
Argoth gossips 'plotting your death'
Struad gossips 'hmmm'
Grebbli gossips 'They've hopped on the magical caterpillar bus to banana-town.'

Pengolod says oocly, 'my fingers are going numb, is that good?'

[Vesper]: go ahead, rub my belly
[Vesper]: you know you want to
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: Is it good luck?
[Vesper]: it will heal all your ailments.
[Vesper]: I may be a thief on the outside, but my digestive tract is a cleric
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Cool

I've got a few more than 4 this time, starting off with an intelligent thing to say from my good irl friend, Kogroth! And then some fun with 'report' which states your occupation and where you hail from.

Kogroth says, 'no, they live in wood'

Engwaalphien gossips 'home'

Engwaalphien gossips 'happy'

[Salja]: just a spoonfull of rare liquor makes the medicine go down

Darken auctions 'neck'
Galdorf auctions '2 silver.'

Sevxo Zicto a half-orc with white hair and green eyes, is here.
You ask Sevxo, 'what's your other half...orc?'
Sevxo says to you, 'Janitor'
You ask, 'half orc half janitor?'
Sevxo nods twice in quick succession.
Sevxo exclaims to you, 'Half orc, half janitor, dats me!'

Truden answers 'She looks as cute as a newborn halfling, honest.'

Timbo says to you, 'Dont make me beat you down with me udders.'

Kenthar says, 'My name is Dr. Drahon, I am a counter-terrorist hailing from metro station'
Aval grins at you...can you come out and play?
You grin at Aval...wonder if he wants to play?
You say, 'and I'm a doctor'
Kintara says, 'My name is Kintara, I am a suicide-bomber hailing from New Jersey'
Radd chuckles at Kintara's joke.
Aval says, 'Hes a doctor of counter-terrorism'
Therean says, 'My name is Bob, and I'm an alcoholic.'
Kenthar pulls out akimbo mac-11s and completely clears the room of terrorists.
Aval says 'My name is Aval, I am a farmer hailing from Shatiras'
Kogroth says, 'My name is Kogroth, I am going to smack out Kenthar's brains'
Kintara says, 'My name is Lothar, I am a leader hailing from the hill people'
Kogroth says, 'My name is Jason, I am the leader of the invisible people'
Valkeir says, ''My name is Jeffrey Dahmer, I am a serial-killer from Ohio.'
Therean says, 'My name is Mr.Z, I am a robot-zombie hybrid who got separated from him master in a battle 8000 years ago...'
A red fox says, 'My name is Lava, I am a doctor of machining and engineering science hailing from your bathroom.'
Kintara says, 'My name is Mr. T, I am a milk-drinking-enforcer, hailing from the children's orphenage.'


Neia yells 'Neia Massage Shop! In the Center of Stonegate! 10 silver a rub!'

Kintara yells 'Kintara's Massage Shop! In the Center of Stonegate! 100 gold for a VERY special rub down!'
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[Salja]: its a different sort of thing, called 'multi stupid'

Zheff says to you, 'Hows bout ye takes ye tail, sticks it between ye legs an be goin so me can have me ale in peace'

[Salja]: WHO TIMERED MY VISA?

Una quests 'you can wait because you're a moron'

Una gossips 'PLAGUE.. AHHHHH RUN SAVE YOURSELVES.. PLAUGUE.. THINK... OF .... THE.... CHILDREN'
Cecilia gossips 'who are you? radiohead?'

Aerius yells 'behold the power of Salja Doll!'

Kesin says, 'And apparently he's an idiot'

You hurl a beach towel at Domtar but miss completely.
You exclaim, 'towel rack!'

*[94] Reich is beating his head on a wall, DO NOT DISTURB

Larsax gossips 'Has anyone seen my tiger? He has a name tag and it says Bitemetwink'

Galdorf says oocly, 'fat people should be able to absorb knives'

Bane yells 'what for orc lovin dog kissin bearded gnome is sell 'is ale in weasly pints!'

Galdorf attempts to cast a spell but mispronounces it, lighting his own beard on fire.

You say oocly, 'i want to pick up a spork and be able to gut someone with it'

Adeiven tells the group ''lay self'.. isnt that like masturbation?'
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[Daehron]: I've made a marvelous discovery!
[Daehron]: All of the dummies are female!
[Salja]: yes
[Salja]: oh god
[Daehron]: muahaha
[Salja]: now daehron's gonna be humping practice dummies

[Jahron]: So what was the quest, regardless of me joining or not?
[Galdorf]: Kill Laul, apparently
[Una]: capture flag
[Jahron]: Ah.
[Dionae]: capture the flag is codeword for kill Laul
[Jahron]: Ah.

[Vesper]: I feel like sticking my stiletto in somebody's spleen.
[Galdorf]: Is that a sexual inuendo?

[Vesper]: I need to come up with a low down, dirty, conniving, sneaky maneuver and call it "The Lauphel"

[Galdorf]: Guys, I wish I had a harem

[Jahron]: Damn, I got the plague.
[Una]: rofl
[Jahron]: Galdorf, get yer arse up to Minah and cure me of this plague.
[Una]: only on a mud can someone say that and everyone be ok with it

[Galdorf]: I'll slap you to next Tuesday
[Una]: yeah well I'll slap you to the tuesday after that
[Galdorf]: Oh, you just come and try it.
[Jahron]: Shut up, or I'll slap you both to the Third tuesday after this one.
[Vesper]: I'll slap you all so hard you'll wind up in LAST Tuesday

[Jahron]: Bah.
[Jahron]: -Goes back to plotting with Cerridwen-
[Cerridwen]: *giggle*
[Jahron]: Perhaps if we threatened the trolls with fire and offer the ogres meat.

Kesin answers 'NO! Not Sydney!! We need his evilly goodness!'

Therean question 'Forgotten sea? how can a sea get forgotten? I mean, those things tend to stand out, what with all the.... wetness.'
Kesin answers 'You'd be amazed'
Vispilio answers 'It is under the sea that you get that sword... so it could, in fact, be forgotten...'
You answer 'Under the sea.. under the sea...'
[Cerridwen]: ooo sing Dionae!
[Dionae]: hehe
Therean answers 'argh! don't start singing!'
Kintara answers 'In the town, where I was born..many man, came ashore...and they lived...beneath the sea...in a yellow...submarine..... :P'
Therean answers 'Argh! My brains!'

[Moeve]: is this channel for discussing eye gouging?

Miles yells 'I WAS KILLED BY A F@#$ING SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Angston says oocly, 'Dont say I never did anything for you.'
Mercatox says oocly, 'ok. =)'
Mercatox says oocly, 'You don't do anything for me!!!! -sniff-'
Angston kicks Mercatox in the shin!

Adeiven says oocly, 'no!'
Adeiven says oocly, 'i was a boy! i was a real boy!'
You say oocly, 'I wanna make you an it :)'
Adeiven says oocly, 'but i want to be a boy'
Adeiven says oocly, 'dont you understand!?'
You poke him in the ribs.
You say oocly, 'You're still a boy :)'
Adeiven says oocly, 'i'm a she that's masquerading as a he :)'
Adeiven says oocly, 'oh.'
Adeiven says oocly, 'then you tingling sensationed something else..'
Adeiven says oocly, 'must've hit puberty.'
You giggle.

Daehron says, 'shins, shoulders, sleeves 'n' 'bows'
Daehron exclaims, 'sleeves 'n' 'bows!'

Mercatox asks, 'Bows?'
Daehron says, 'the L variety.'

Mercatox feels left out that his name doesn't start with a D.
You snicker softly.
Daehron says, 'Hush Dercatox, tall talk here.'

Kintara auctions 'anyone wanna buy a lvl 16 fae druid?'

Aaryn quests 'Why don't you come and fiiiiiind me.'
Sydney quests 'maybe i willlllll'

--> Aaryn got toasted by a unit of finely trained Gelathian guards at A Second
Floor Hallway on the East Side [room 28017]
[Llywarch]: hmmm.
[Dionae]: Hey, you said to trans him to you :)
[Llywarch]: i know.
[Llywarch]: heehee
[Llywarch]: trans him to me again?
[Dionae]: Is he gonna die this time?
[Llywarch]: i hope not, im in the courtyard.

Clio says, 'not every day i die twice at a wedding'

[Llywarch]: Oh Try i so heard that tiger comment.
[Cerridwen]: ROFL
[Vesper]: lol
[Trystram]: tiger comment?
[Trystram]: what tiger comment?

[Llywarch]: im going to kill all of you, just know that :)

[Trystram]: a man cannot make a few bestiality related tiger comments without being branded disgusting, what is this world coming to

Someone forces you to 'alias socket immt I TOUCHED THE RED BUTTON AND I'M SORRY!!!'.
socket is now aliased to 'immt I TOUCHED THE RED BUTTON AND I'M SORRY!!!'.
[Dionae]: haha
[Aequitas]: lol
Someone forces you to 'socket'.
[Someone]: damn
[Someone]: didn't work
[Dionae]: But.. we didn't crash :)
[Aequitas]: Your lucky lol

[Salja]: aw, i just broke duncan's heart
[Dionae]: Good, now kick him in the shin

[Daehron]: Llywarch sucks...this is the llywarch sucks song...suck suck suck...cause he can't hear it..suckety suck suck suck

[Daehron]: Trystram needs to pick a new name...a mean noblish type name that I can remember...

[Daehron]: lly tastes like chicken?

[Daehron]: does the command murder automatically make your victim scream?
[Terloch]: yes
Sinn yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Daehron!'
[Daehron]: wow, that's cool.

[Terloch]: ok Lly
[Llywarch]: ?
[Terloch]: I need you to do something
[Terloch]: and do it so it doesn't look like you are 8

Neia says, 'WE HAVE A CASE OF WHAT COLOR A BRAIN IS'

Trystram asks, 'cotton and trousers?'
Trystram says, 'how about silk'
Trystram snickers softly.
You snicker softly.
You say, 'Okay, you can have silk'
Trystram says, 'instand of pants can it be panties'
Trystram looks around and whistles innocently.
You giggle.
You ask, 'The Duke wears silk panties?'

Angston quests 'Dark Sanctuary and Darkness!'
Clarie quests 'everyone will die'
Vispilio quests 'rofl, no'
Angston quests 'Mwahaha'
Vispilio quests '=P'
Lexor quests 'angston are you nuts?'
Domtar quests 'Not everyone'
Vispilio quests 'some of us would live'
Vispilio quests '=P'

Eloquai auctions 'WTB a life'

-[81] Banar has no_peek underwear.

Angston exclaims, 'Angston pie! Chewy goodness in every bite!'

[Vesper]: I'd like to see a drunk minotaur sailor...that could make for a humorous situation.

[Jahron]: Heh, Dwarves HATE goblins. Or is that minotaurs?
[Dionae]: Everyone hates goblins :)
[Vesper]: I think they're cute

[Llywarch]: I have mithril in my basement.

[Galdorf]: Mages can be any class

[Vesper]: These pink letters on leaderchat are permanently burned into my retinas.

Truden quotes 'Galdorf asks, 'Why'm I a woman?''
[Trystram]: i don't even wanna know galdorf
[Galdorf]: lol
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[quote]Do not feed the peguins!
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You gossip, 'Don't you just hate it when you wake up, and you realize that you have to go to work; making armor, scraping feces off a noble's shoe, that sort of thing...and than you realize that you are filthy stinking rich and can do whatever you want?'

Banar gossips, 'Than I'd just be filthy, stinking, and drunk.'
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Toran question 'qHello uDionae, ehow sare tou?'
You answer 'Subliminal messages?'
Toran answers 't*GASPS* oAre ryou aaccusing nme iof ssuch gnasty oawful othings, dDionae?'

Bedwyr says, 'I want it to say "A long white robe with green designs around the edges." '
You say, 'Gimme the robe too'
You grin playfully.
Bedwyr asks, 'Then what will I wear?'
You say, 'I need it so I can restring it'
Bedwyr asks, 'Do you have something I can wear while you do?'
You say, 'Um..'
You say, 'I won't look, I promise :)'
Bedwyr says, 'I do not like being *whisper* naked *whisper* in public'
Bedwyr says, 'But okay'
Bedwyr says, 'Turn around.'
You snicker softly.
Dionae turns around.
Bedwyr stops using a mage's robe.
Bedwyr gives you a mage's robe.
Bedwyr steps behind a couch to hide himself.

Aval tells you 'FATE QUEST!'
Aothacos tells you 'FATE QUEST'
Mahin tells you 'GO DEAF'
Aothacos tells you 'FATE'
Mahin tells you 'eek'
Aval tells you 'FATE'
Mahin tells you 'too late'
Timbo tells you 'FATE'

[Vesper]: I'm going to be a cereal rapist...Cap'n Crunch will never see it coming.

[Tinarith]: *giggling* not a pretty mental picture....dwarves in bondage :P

[Galdorf]: Apparently cheating is 'illegal'

Sevxo gossips 'I woke up in Hell once, it was nice. I'd like a round trip vacation there sometime.'

[Trystram]: someone play something with me
[Trystram]: anyone wanna play pool on yahoo? =X
[Galdorf]: Go play with yourself.
[Trystram]: =/
[Galdorf]: <grins evilly>
[Tinarith]: i suck at that *pout*
[Dionae]: *waits for someone to make a joke out of that*
[Trystram]: lol tina
[Trystram]: come on
[Trystram]: lets go play
[Tinarith]: i suck at pool offline though too ;) guess i shouldn't be surprised
[Una]: uhm tina do you suck at pool or playing with yourself?
[Dionae]: hehe
[Trystram]: LOL

[Galdorf]: I left my spaghetti in the car
[Galdorf]: Think it'll be okay overnight?

[Galdorf]: Diputs
[Galdorf]: That's so funny
[Galdorf]: To say out loud
[Vesper]: hehe, yer right
[Galdorf]: About what?
[Galdorf]: Diputs?
[Vesper]: haha, yea
[Galdorf]: Yeah
[Vesper]: If I spend my day tomorrow saying that name, I will kill your dog.
[Galdorf]: You'll dream about it
[Vesper]: If I dream about it...it's over for me.
[Galdorf]: lol

[Vesper]: I coulda went out, but noooooooooooooo....
[Vesper]: I'm here talking to a dwarf

Voriskehl exclaims, 'hey playing mindless characters is my specialty!'

[Vesper]: I got an idea...
[Vesper]: just you and me, we'll run the Gauntlet. You heal, I backstab.
[Galdorf]: Yes, that'll work
[Galdorf]: Right before we die
[Vesper]: Ah...but it'll work!
[Galdorf]: Horrible, horrible deaths

Voriskehl says, 'where am I'
Mekrath says, 'Freeman's Guild'
Voriskehl exclaims, 'really so where are all the free people Im starving!'
Voriskehl says, 'I would like a freeman sandwhich'
Mekrath exclaims, 'Cannibal!'
Voriskehl says, 'hey Im a minotaur'

[Galdorf]: Guys
[Galdorf]: My name should be Dalgorf
[Galdorf]: So I could be Froglad
[Galdorf]: Half frog, half lad
[Tinarith]: Dorfy :)
[Vesper]: I wish I had something to say to that.
[Galdorf]: lol
[Vesper]: I feel as if I should respond, but you've done it...I'm speechless.
[Vesper]: *sits speechless*
[Tinarith]: *watches Vesper in silence*
[Galdorf]: <screams to disrupt the silence>
[Vesper]: *thinks about people watching him*
[Tinarith]: there's always gotta be ONE asshole......
[Galdorf]: <raises his hand>

[Tinarith]: there's no 'death'......just a brief interruption in your immortal state

[Galdorf]: Anyone know some good cleric eq?
[Vesper]: Try the "Cleric-o-Rama" store in Karlsburg
[Galdorf]: ...right...

[Vesper]: if I pay you guys in mead, can I hire you?
[Galdorf]: No
[Vesper]: WHAT?!
[Galdorf]: We want real gold
[Galdorf]: You cheap bastard
[Vesper]: you won't take mead??
[Galdorf]: Hey, that lines up
[Vesper]: hey, that could be your motto
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: We want real gold, you cheap bastard
[Vesper]: Steelforge - "We want real gold, you cheap bastard."
[Galdorf]: lol

[Vesper]: I have, like...2 saves.
[Vesper]: I might as well be an airport, because everything lands on me.

[Vesper]: pay up, beard boy
[Galdorf]: For what?
[Galdorf]: So you can peek?
[Vesper]: for associating with a dwarf
[Vesper]: well, what if the guy is ugly
[Vesper]: I mean
[Vesper]: I don't wanna look at him
[Galdorf]: It's a chick
[Vesper]: it is?
[Vesper]: oh
[Dionae]: hehe
[Vesper]: well
[Vesper]: geez
[Vesper]: why didn't you say so
[Dionae]: In THAT case... :)
[Galdorf]: With beautiful flowing robes and a lovely belt which accents her womanly features
[Vesper]: damn right in that case, let's rock

[Vesper]: I paid him
[Vesper]: eh...my poor horse didn't come with me
[Galdorf]: who cares?
[Vesper]: I do, I loved him
[Galdorf]: I'm coming, vesper
[Vesper]: you insensitive dwarf

[Galdorf]: I'm an utter moron.
[Galdorf]: How am I still alive?
[Dionae]: Well, we know that..
[Trystram]: no one is disagreeing =P
[Galdorf]: Thanks, folks
[Galdorf]: I love you too.

[Vesper]: dear lord, I'm being attacked by suicidal tomatos

global> A loud shattering noise echo's through the lands.
global> Una's loud cursing rings in your ears.
global> Chickens everywhere stop laying.
global> Your beer suddenly goes flat.

Toran shouts 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE BEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Voriskehl says, 'Die woodland creatures'

Mearyl yells 'choppin broccoli!!'

Derkus says oocly, 'oww i just hit my forehead on the space bar'
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Pengolod says to Canae, 'He came out of you'
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Someone quotes 'Dying to the spiritual soul with all of your nectars in inventory because your skills suck horribly, Priceless'
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Must...not...let...Melly....beat...me!

[1399] (1 hit) a member of the Protoss Conclave annihilates you with his blasting, which totally ANNIHILATES you!!
That really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

1(1400)hitp

(In other words, I got hit for 1399 damage when my max hp is 1400)


You ask, 'what do you say when someone gives you a free gift?'
Kogroth says, 'COOL'
Lacerta says, 'Screw You'
You ask, 'what do you say to the giving person?'
Kogroth asks, 'WUZ UP MY HOMY GEE, WUTS POPPIN IN THE SKILLET?'

Havilar gossips 'Myke Tyson, professional boxer, bit someone's ear off during a match'
Radd gossips 'Boxer?  So he makes boxes for a living?'

-----EDIT ALERT------
You tell Boon '
Boon tells you 'that is strange'

(Boon being the drake lord, and this being in the middle of a drake-killing quest, and drake being a VERY tough mob that's snapping everyone in two)
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