MUD Humor

Keljorian · 07-10-2002, 08:06 AM

I was just wondering what mob strikes your fancy and why.

Rytorth · 07-10-2002, 08:16 AM

Avatar. Definetly Avatar. Of course...in order to get anywhere near accurate results, someone else is going to have to vote.

Caxandra · 07-10-2002, 12:57 PM

Sultan. Definitely. I had been on a mud in the past where he'd be a sweet talker to the ladies and slaughter any gent that walks in during his rant. heh.

Alaire · 07-10-2002, 06:03 PM

My favorite mob isn't stock.

Oeta Kondei.
I swear the guy is modeled after Hannibal Lecter. He is a large, angry elf with the House that runs the militia. He's somewhere around 70 years old. He's just got so much character, style and attitude that I love to interact with him.
He's forever-creepy too. He likes to take lovely young women to dinner to intimidate them in odd, slightly psychotic ways.

Here's his description:

Spiked silvery hair, cut in a rigid military fashion, crowns the top of this elvish man's head. Vibrant maroon eyes dominate his angular features, their harshly almondine shape lending him the appearance of perpetually squinting. His slender nose ends in a rounded tip, set squarely below his thin, silver eyebrows. The thick dusky color of his skin, covering what was once a thick sheet of muscle, gives him the appearance of what was likely a finely honed physique erroded by age and inactivity. His body still maintains excellent tone and he is left with the appearance of one who could still easily resume a physical lifestyle with little training. His muscular arms extend into it large hands, the right one appears, on closer inspection, to have six fingers on it, the middle finger perfectly duplicated with an out of place doppleganger.
The aged, maroon-eyed elf is in perfect health.

The aged, maroon-eyed elf is using:
<worn on arms> a pair of sapphire colored armbands
<worn about body> a hooded, sapphire-colored greatcloak
<worn on body> a loose, white silk shirt
<left ring finger> a twisting ring of gold, set with sapphires
<right ring finger> a gleaming silver, sapphire signet ring
<held in both hands>a gargantuan, silver-plated steel greatsword
<worn as a belt> a black leather belt with a silver buckle
<hung from belt> a leather pouch
<worn on legs> a pair of tailored black pants
<worn on feet> a pair of black, knee high boots

Just too cool.

melopene · 07-10-2002, 09:43 PM

Growing up in the 80s and watching the smurfs EVERY DAY, how can a girl not dream of being smurfette and having that hunk of a man they all called daddy?

*snicker*

-Melly

Faye · 08-28-2002, 07:46 PM

Mmm... smurfs...

But I'd still have to go for that crazy janitor- the flogging boy of every mud. Not that I like that sort of thing, but still...

*flees*

anathema · 09-05-2002, 02:47 PM

Dont know any of these mobs, but "Pimp Daddy Pappa Smurf"? I have to vote for a name like that.

Santrilla · 09-06-2002, 06:24 AM

OK, so I'm not a woman, but I'm kinda good at RPing women, so there you go.
I'd have to go for the alert guard. Not those wussy little kid guards- I like a real, burly, muscly MAN who's always on his toes. Of course, he's gotta be kind of intelligent too. No point in having someone you can't talk to.

LikitaRenn · 09-13-2002, 02:29 PM

had to vote for pimp daddy papa smurf, of course!

but who are primus and gargamel?

-likita

Lily · 09-13-2002, 06:00 PM

Not sure who Primus is but wasn't Gargamel the cat on the Smurfs? Or was it the bad guy?

Nicandra · 09-30-2002, 02:51 PM

I have a thing for Smurfs. Yes. Yes, I do. Oh, Gargamel was the bad guy. His cat was Azrael (if that's how you spell it.)

Keljorian · 10-08-2002, 12:00 PM

Primus is the head guy in the area called Elemental Canyon.

Keljorian

Keljorian · 10-08-2002, 12:01 PM

Opps make that Ruler of the Plane Of Nirvana....

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07-10-2002, 08:06 AM	#1
Keljorian Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aberdeen MD Posts: 56	I was just wondering what mob strikes your fancy and why.

07-10-2002, 08:16 AM	#2
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Avatar. Definetly Avatar. Of course...in order to get anywhere near accurate results, someone else is going to have to vote.

07-10-2002, 12:57 PM	#3
Caxandra Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 44	Sultan. Definitely. I had been on a mud in the past where he'd be a sweet talker to the ladies and slaughter any gent that walks in during his rant. heh.

07-10-2002, 06:03 PM	#4
Alaire Member Join Date: May 2002 Name: Lisa Location: www.elwar.com/southlands Home MUD: The Southlands Posts: 69	My favorite mob isn't stock. Oeta Kondei. I swear the guy is modeled after Hannibal Lecter. He is a large, angry elf with the House that runs the militia. He's somewhere around 70 years old. He's just got so much character, style and attitude that I love to interact with him. He's forever-creepy too. He likes to take lovely young women to dinner to intimidate them in odd, slightly psychotic ways. Here's his description: Spiked silvery hair, cut in a rigid military fashion, crowns the top of this elvish man's head. Vibrant maroon eyes dominate his angular features, their harshly almondine shape lending him the appearance of perpetually squinting. His slender nose ends in a rounded tip, set squarely below his thin, silver eyebrows. The thick dusky color of his skin, covering what was once a thick sheet of muscle, gives him the appearance of what was likely a finely honed physique erroded by age and inactivity. His body still maintains excellent tone and he is left with the appearance of one who could still easily resume a physical lifestyle with little training. His muscular arms extend into it large hands, the right one appears, on closer inspection, to have six fingers on it, the middle finger perfectly duplicated with an out of place doppleganger. The aged, maroon-eyed elf is in perfect health. The aged, maroon-eyed elf is using: <worn on arms> a pair of sapphire colored armbands <worn about body> a hooded, sapphire-colored greatcloak <worn on body> a loose, white silk shirt <left ring finger> a twisting ring of gold, set with sapphires <right ring finger> a gleaming silver, sapphire signet ring <held in both hands>a gargantuan, silver-plated steel greatsword <worn as a belt> a black leather belt with a silver buckle <hung from belt> a leather pouch <worn on legs> a pair of tailored black pants <worn on feet> a pair of black, knee high boots Just too cool.

07-10-2002, 09:43 PM	#5
melopene Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 118	Growing up in the 80s and watching the smurfs EVERY DAY, how can a girl not dream of being smurfette and having that hunk of a man they all called daddy? snicker -Melly

08-28-2002, 07:46 PM	#6
Faye New Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 7	Mmm... smurfs... But I'd still have to go for that crazy janitor- the flogging boy of every mud. Not that I like that sort of thing, but still... flees

09-05-2002, 02:47 PM	#7
anathema New Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 12	Dont know any of these mobs, but "Pimp Daddy Pappa Smurf"? I have to vote for a name like that.

09-06-2002, 06:24 AM	#8
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	OK, so I'm not a woman, but I'm kinda good at RPing women, so there you go. I'd have to go for the alert guard. Not those wussy little kid guards- I like a real, burly, muscly MAN who's always on his toes. Of course, he's gotta be kind of intelligent too. No point in having someone you can't talk to.

09-13-2002, 02:29 PM	#9
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	had to vote for pimp daddy papa smurf, of course! but who are primus and gargamel? -likita

09-13-2002, 06:00 PM	#10
Lily New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 26	Not sure who Primus is but wasn't Gargamel the cat on the Smurfs? Or was it the bad guy?

09-30-2002, 02:51 PM	#11
Nicandra New Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3	I have a thing for Smurfs. Yes. Yes, I do. Oh, Gargamel was the bad guy. His cat was Azrael (if that's how you spell it.)

10-08-2002, 12:00 PM	#12
Keljorian Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aberdeen MD Posts: 56	Primus is the head guy in the area called Elemental Canyon. Keljorian

10-08-2002, 12:01 PM	#13
Keljorian Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aberdeen MD Posts: 56	Opps make that Ruler of the Plane Of Nirvana....

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