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Orion Elder · 04-20-2002, 01:34 PM

I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):

Quote:

Originally Posted by

RAPE THE FIELDS! BURN THE WOMEN!

dragonfangs · 04-20-2002, 04:47 PM

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there

aeslyn · 04-21-2002, 05:32 AM

My favourite? I'll have to fix this a bit so it's a little more understandable for those who don't know my game. Let's just say my drake didn't train/level/raise her claws for about 2 years. I was mainly RP and the fact I just didn't have time. Then all of a sudden I got about 10 levels or so with some help powertraining which I rarely do. So....a dark cleric decides to play with my drake she decides to play with him, call him her pet, etc until she finally gets him nearly dead. My drake has never killed anyone purposefly until that time...and she'd been around for about five years as a drake at that post...so here goes. And yes I have to make it a bit more lengthy so you'll understand the joke

Oh and dragons are godless creatures.

Unnamed hithual prays to Taath at his altar for healing.
Unnamed hithual is dying from blood loss.
Unnamed hithual prays again and is still unnanswered.
Aeslyn the drake enters.
Aeslyn the drake yells, "Bad pet, attacking me and running from me!"
Aeslyn the drake knows she shouldn't be in Taath's temple, but glares around anyway.
Unnamed hithaul tries one more time to heal himself at the altar, praying to Taath.
Aeslyn the drake claws the unnamed hithual, sacrificing him at his own altar and then says, "That'll teach you, mortal to put your faith in your *gods.* When you go to meet him tell him who sacrificed you at yer own altar."
Unnamed Hithual departs.
Five random Taathians run in. Aeslyn the drake runs back to the relative safety of TSC.

Poor boy cried to his god forever and an infidel sacrificed him at his own altar. He was a cleric too I think. Oh well. I'm proud of it!

Eliot

Shao_Long · 04-21-2002, 10:06 AM

Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!'
Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

SyNo · 04-21-2002, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (dragonfangs @ April 20 2002,3:47 pm)

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there

rofl, short simple, and absolutely hilarious.

Xanferious · 04-21-2002, 09:50 PM

a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

Shao_Long · 04-22-2002, 08:05 AM

its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me)

Frantak says : can I take this beastie ?
Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more.

Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune.
Neptune's blast ****SMITES**** Frantak !!
Frantak is DEAD !!!!

Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

Xanferious · 04-22-2002, 08:18 AM

Kill the smurfs!

Shao_Long · 04-22-2002, 11:24 AM

its not much of battle cry again,but its connected to the last post here though

Smash the 'mons !
Let the Tubbies rule the place !!

(hope you know what are these mons and tubbies)

Xanferious · 04-22-2002, 05:03 PM

a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,

Shao_Long · 04-23-2002, 05:55 AM

For the honor of the great Intarne,
Slay the Isp Beast !!!

Xanferious · 04-23-2002, 08:07 AM

if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them.

i think i got that right from connan

funkalicious · 04-23-2002, 12:40 PM

"SPOOON!" -The Tick

A gnome child smiles at you.
A gnome child mauls you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen.

"All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha"
("Somebody set us up the bomb!")

[edited - another quote]

Shao_Long · 04-23-2002, 03:40 PM

You smile at a black monk
black monk smiles at you

You thwap black monk for being a moron
black monk thwaps you for being a moron

You throw an alligator at a black monk
Black monk's hit ***DEVASTES*** you !!!
You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!!
You flee head over heels !!!

-he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators

-

Xanferious · 04-23-2002, 09:11 PM

"Suicide is the answer"

Wildman · 04-25-2002, 01:09 PM

"hok a' hey!" or translation: "It's a good day to die!" - Crazy Horse

That's always been one of my personal favorites, because fighting a man who
isn't afraid to die is fighting a man to the death (unfortunately, most likely your death).

Xanferious · 04-25-2002, 04:03 PM

RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

Shao_Long · 04-25-2002, 05:44 PM

Chicken ! Go ahead !!!!

(hmm..maybe its time to delete this thread ?

)

or I should just stop flaming ?

Molly · 04-25-2002, 05:56 PM

"Kill all women and rape all men!!!"
(It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show.
Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?"
Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

Sevoric · 04-25-2002, 07:12 PM

You pet a cute bunny.
A cute bunny *SMITES* you!
You are DEAD!!!

Orion, your mud has very evil bunnies

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04-20-2002, 04:47 PM	#22
dragonfangs New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6	A low level newbie mage yell this. Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!" funny but you might of had to be there

04-21-2002, 05:32 AM	#23
aeslyn New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 12	My favourite? I'll have to fix this a bit so it's a little more understandable for those who don't know my game. Let's just say my drake didn't train/level/raise her claws for about 2 years. I was mainly RP and the fact I just didn't have time. Then all of a sudden I got about 10 levels or so with some help powertraining which I rarely do. So....a dark cleric decides to play with my drake she decides to play with him, call him her pet, etc until she finally gets him nearly dead. My drake has never killed anyone purposefly until that time...and she'd been around for about five years as a drake at that post...so here goes. And yes I have to make it a bit more lengthy so you'll understand the joke Oh and dragons are godless creatures. Unnamed hithual prays to Taath at his altar for healing. Unnamed hithual is dying from blood loss. Unnamed hithual prays again and is still unnanswered. Aeslyn the drake enters. Aeslyn the drake yells, "Bad pet, attacking me and running from me!" Aeslyn the drake knows she shouldn't be in Taath's temple, but glares around anyway. Unnamed hithaul tries one more time to heal himself at the altar, praying to Taath. Aeslyn the drake claws the unnamed hithual, sacrificing him at his own altar and then says, "That'll teach you, mortal to put your faith in your gods. When you go to meet him tell him who sacrificed you at yer own altar." Unnamed Hithual departs. Five random Taathians run in. Aeslyn the drake runs back to the relative safety of TSC. Poor boy cried to his god forever and an infidel sacrificed him at his own altar. He was a cleric too I think. Oh well. I'm proud of it! Eliot

04-21-2002, 10:06 AM	#24
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!' Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

04-21-2002, 09:50 PM	#26
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

04-22-2002, 08:05 AM	#27
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me) Frantak says : can I take this beastie ? Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more. Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune. Neptune's blast **SMITES** Frantak !! Frantak is DEAD !!!! Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

04-22-2002, 08:18 AM	#28
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	Kill the smurfs!

04-22-2002, 11:24 AM	#29
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	its not much of battle cry again,but its connected to the last post here though Smash the 'mons ! Let the Tubbies rule the place !! (hope you know what are these mons and tubbies)

04-22-2002, 05:03 PM	#30
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,

04-23-2002, 05:55 AM	#31
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	For the honor of the great Intarne, Slay the Isp Beast !!!

04-23-2002, 08:07 AM	#32
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them. i think i got that right from connan

04-23-2002, 12:40 PM	#33
funkalicious Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US of A Posts: 38	"SPOOON!" -The Tick A gnome child smiles at you. A gnome child mauls you! You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen. "All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha" ("Somebody set us up the bomb!") [edited - another quote]

04-23-2002, 03:40 PM	#34
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	You smile at a black monk black monk smiles at you You thwap black monk for being a moron black monk thwaps you for being a moron You throw an alligator at a black monk Black monk's hit *DEVASTES* you !!! You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!! You flee head over heels !!! -he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators -

04-23-2002, 09:11 PM	#35
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	"Suicide is the answer"

04-25-2002, 01:09 PM	#36
Wildman New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8	"hok a' hey!" or translation: "It's a good day to die!" - Crazy Horse That's always been one of my personal favorites, because fighting a man who isn't afraid to die is fighting a man to the death (unfortunately, most likely your death).

04-25-2002, 04:03 PM	#37
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

04-25-2002, 05:44 PM	#38
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	Chicken ! Go ahead !!!! (hmm..maybe its time to delete this thread ? ) or I should just stop flaming ?

04-25-2002, 05:56 PM	#39
Molly Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sweden Home MUD: 4 Dimensions Posts: 574	"Kill all women and rape all men!!!" (It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show. Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?" Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

04-25-2002, 07:12 PM	#40
Sevoric Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 41	You pet a cute bunny. A cute bunny SMITES you! You are DEAD!!! Orion, your mud has very evil bunnies

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