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Old 11-08-2002, 09:29 PM   #1
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<<These are just some funny things I noticed in mud advertisements.>>

The world of ******* Realms is nice. The players there are
friendly, unless they want to kill you, but... they are nice
about it.
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Old 11-09-2002, 12:30 AM   #2
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BAKA! URUSEI!

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Old 11-09-2002, 04:30 AM   #3
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Admin characters tend to die at a rate much higher than ordinary PCs


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Old 11-09-2002, 10:35 PM   #4
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Code Base: [Custom]

For the most part the mud is all stock, except new changes are being made every minute, and we are hiring Enforcers, Builders, and Newbie Helpers. Coders are unneeded.

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******** is a hungarian MUD, so if you want to play you should learn hungarian and we'll greet you to a brand new world.

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"****** Wars: The Beginning" is just starting.

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Old 11-10-2002, 03:45 AM   #5
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Does it have to be astreked out? I don't remember how it went exactly:

DartMud: We've got, like, a few dragons, and a guy on the corner named Bob.
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Old 11-10-2002, 01:37 PM   #6
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<<I asterisk them out so the authors don't come and try and eat me...just personal preference though >>

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As you enter *****, the wars of guilds and races cease to
stop, and you get caught in the middle.

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Isn't a mud for beginners, but is a good place to start.

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So, come and join our small, but getting ready to explode MUD.

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No trashy areas here.

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Want to milk cows and get lusty in green pastures?

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There may not be Pwipes so please bear with it until
I am on and i will set you back to your original
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Code Base: GodWars Extremely Modified..Changes made every second!

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Mudsex obligatory to reach HERO level
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Old 11-12-2002, 11:34 AM   #7
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**** is custom code! Well, actually, it's currently stock rom, but when we're done with it, it will be totally unique!

We're a roleplay mud. Our environment is totally stock circle, but if you're such a good roleplayer, you shouldn't mind.

Our first admin got ****ed and scrambled the code. We now have a much more mature and fair admin, his younger brother. Builders, for your safety, keep backups of your areas on your personal computer. Who knows, rash anger might run in the family.

We @re @ m@turE MuD! Pleeeeez, no 1 under 15; we dun wan yer crap!

Come play our pk-rp mud! Survive and get a prize!

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Old 11-12-2002, 03:00 PM   #8
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<<This one is too funny, so I can't even asterisk out the name, or it loses it's comedic aspect>>

BobMUSH is a MUX (although it has the name 'MUSH'
because I was originally going to make it a MUSH, but I
ended up making it a MUX, and they were pretty much
the same, so I still call it BobMUSH). (...) I'm not
exactly sure what BobMUSH is about, but users are free
to build and create things.
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Old 11-12-2002, 08:28 PM   #9
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This Mud Rocks, Even tho I never played it, I know Alot alot about it. This Mud got Auto-Questor, Friendly Immortal like *****, *********, *****! YOu Have to Come see it to believe it. I can't make you cum to this mud. But If you are looking for a Good Rot Mud.

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*********, a MUSH where the players decide everything.
Alright, not everything, but almost everything.

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This is a mud that is looking for a good base of players to also help build, or someone who just wants to build soley.

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Old 06-08-2003, 10:55 PM   #10
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So, come and join our small, but getting ready to explode MUD.
Small, and getting ready to explode. That can be taken in so many ways, all of them wrong.
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:42 AM   #11
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<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'><span style='colorrange'><snip: Please leave all jokes at the expense of other people at the door on your way in. Sorry I didn't spot this before -Xerihae></span></span>
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Old 06-10-2003, 07:14 AM   #12
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Yeah, it's really COOL to make fun of handicapped people.

Jerk.
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Old 06-10-2003, 08:40 AM   #13
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I've got nothing against handicapped people... You know, it's a joke - When someone tells a joke about a Rabi and a Priest, is he insulting rabis and priests?
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:58 AM   #14
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Wink

These 'jokes' were on some MUDs advertisement? Please tell me which so I can avoid it like plague. If they weren't, then the whole post belongs to some other thread.

They are cruel and demeaning to those people who have children that are handicapped. The ones I know are warm, caring people, not unfeeling monsters.
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:30 PM   #15
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Hmm, I think you are missing the point on the 'Mommy Mommy' jokes. There are a lot more out there as well - and most of them have nothing to do with disabled people. What they all have in common is being incredibly crude and tasteless.

On the other hand this is definately the wrong thread for them, and I can see why people would find them offensive. So, I think you are over-reacting - but agree they don't belong here.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:23 PM   #16
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We went from such gems as
Quote:
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So, come and join our small, but getting ready to explode MUD.
to this. Bah. Poor thread.
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Old 06-10-2003, 04:13 PM   #17
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Sorry... forget I wrote anything... was just a joke...

Besides, handicapped people are just like the rest of us - People. And just like there are jokes about black people, or jews, or blondes, there are handicapped jokes..

Sorry some of you were offended. I seriously have nothing against them (Nothing against blacks, jews and blondes, either), just decided to throw in a couple jokes... That's all.
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Old 06-10-2003, 06:48 PM   #18
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"We are a new mud, if you are looking for a mud
that you can call Home, then come to us, because
you will find everything you need from this mud,
right now we are working on alots of stuff, please
bare with us, and we won't let you down.
-stuff of infected shadows.
-spidey & gotreks."

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We are gorwing every day.

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Don't worry about rigging because the owner only accepts builder applications from those whom he knows well irl.

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If you have any further questions please email Humanity at
Kalgor@mail.com and put Desolation in the return.

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Anime Universe has been a mud in development for quite
some time....

Mud Created: May, 2003

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(note: note affiliated with lucasfilms in any way)
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Old 07-06-2003, 11:15 AM   #19
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There's nothing I can truly say about this mud that will make you realize how different it is from other muds, but let me try.

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Old 07-22-2003, 08:38 PM   #20
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Flipping on your combat light reveals it to be a mutated desert yak, you were lucky this time...
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