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Old 02-05-2003, 09:20 AM   #21
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"Not all those who wander are lost"
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:45 PM   #22
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Make potions, not spears!
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Old 02-08-2003, 03:42 PM   #23
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When the GameMaster smiles, it's all over.
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Old 02-09-2003, 11:07 AM   #24
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(Dragon)
Good,... Bad,... I'm the guy that breathes fire.

(On a wand of fireballs)
This is my ... BOOOOM-STICK!!!

mweh .... Army of darkness rules
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Old 02-09-2003, 03:35 PM   #25
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(stuck on the door of the Necromancer's Guild)

You don't have to be evil to work here, but it helps!
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Old 08-05-2003, 02:27 AM   #26
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Demarian nobles have their underclassers do it for them.

New Alhiran Demarians do it themselves.

(Edited: December 22, 2004)
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Old 08-27-2003, 05:23 AM   #27
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Recall is for whimps.

Conjure in one hand and #### in the other.  See which fills up first.

There are two kinds of people in this world,
... those with blood on their hands, and corpses.
...Pacifists and the enemy.
...those who speak common, and those who are common.
...elven-kin and the ugly people.
...people you can trust and psions.

If Detox potion comes in contact with eyes, flush with Holy Water and contact your local healer.

The Creator is snooping you.

Slab my Tord.

Victim says what?

If you're illiterate, then I could be insulting you now.

I want to be reincarnated as an intangible.

I'm with zombified.

If it's too loud I can always remove your ears.

My Dark Queen thinks I'm special.

The Empire shall rise again!

I'll give up my daggers when you loot them from my corpse.

Pity the adventurer whose poetic side is stimulated by the smell of this outhouse.

The only good demon is a banished demon.
The only thing worse than cannibalism is cooked meat.

Pwipe happens.
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Old 08-27-2003, 06:20 AM   #28
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I guess I can try my hand at this

-'I'd rather be drinking' on the back of a dwarven wagon
-If something is small, annoying, asks a lot of questions, and you feel a sudden draft, it might be Kender
-"what do you mean, don't push the big red button of 'annihalation of eveything as we know it', with the sign under it that says: "this means YOU"? "
-Halflings: the OTHER other white/dark meat
-You can never trust a Kender dentist: he might be brushing your teeth with his trusty Vorpal Toothbrush (but it removes 99.9% more plaque!
-'Go ahead. Tell me my breath stinks.': warning on a dragon's cave
-"The next person that tells me I need a TicTac is going to get smashed!!!", a barbarian Gulley Dwarf
"My god is better than yours!", t-shirt on a young acolyte

Just a little something that I thought I could pass along
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