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Old 06-06-2002, 10:18 AM   #1
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Unhappy

Best or worst, I am not saying.  

Bullfrog was a Jerimiah

Delgado is somehow responsible for Huitzilopochtli followers, if you have problems, commune him, also Kaeru said I should have Antisocialdisestablishmentarialism in my title
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Old 06-06-2002, 11:10 AM   #2
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Exclamation

Personally I prefer:
Governor Alyred thinks they call it PMT because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
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Old 06-06-2002, 02:05 PM   #3
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I remember my friend's poofins..

Thomas rides in on a bicycle because he can't afford car insurance.

*snicker*
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Old 06-06-2002, 03:18 PM   #4
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<name excluded to protect the innocent> wants to get you closer to god

The person was an immortal...

They also were a Nine Inch Nails fan.

Neranz Laverani, Seeker of Knowledge
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Old 06-07-2002, 07:09 AM   #5
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On the builder port, one builder had the title "Co-founder of "I'm-the-sh*t enterprises". So, another builder made the title "Co-founder of "I'm sh*t enterprises".

Another title on the bp - Waffle Belgian

Boon Draigon, is plotting something really evil.

Thomas has a new puppy, so he's passed out.

Dionae had 'drunkeness' cast on her.

Dionae has once again kidnapped Aaryn!

Dwenn is here to help everyone...but you.

Caddox Daytric needs an ellipses in his title too...


Not immortal titles, but still good:

Antilles is fuzzier than thou

Sydney neener neener neener

Isdenar is trapped in a noexit room :(

Ganthorune, (Insert something clever here.)

Kalaren says, 'doN't DrinNnK annd ZSssSKin'

Arianna collects things...but not legally..tee hee..

Sid the edible newbie!

Lymeshaq sets cow on fire.

Hanto Pelaga, with a fresh pack of gum.

Tordek Thren is lying here unconscious.

Middahlpoole Weaponmonger has the longest title humanly possible, ever.

Conner Garnett the freezing, drowning, lost Apprentice!


And the classic title - realms of the traveller
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Old 06-07-2002, 08:44 AM   #6
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--- If i see you standing here,then Balzhur has missed its target

--- Feeds the fishies.Wanna help me ?*evilgrin*

--- has the best title

--- hates you

--- is just a freak.you've got a problem with that ? i do !
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Old 06-07-2002, 09:46 AM   #7
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I got an object that sets one of the following titles when I log on. The () is the alignment. X is the name.

* X, the geographical oddity. (Two weeks from anything.)
* X doesn't know whether to kill himself or go bowling.
* X still miss you baby, but his aim is getting better.
* X, intergalactic wiseguy. (Do R2 units dream of electric sheep?)
* O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! X!
* Glorious Comrade X (Not so nice)
* X is the ayatollah of rockenrollah.
* X is completely operational. (and all his circuits are functioning perfectly)
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Old 06-16-2002, 10:59 PM   #8
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Here's a few

Venato holds up a blue label that says "F--- the hell off, now"
Armrha didn't know pirates still existed
Johnny the Homicidal Immortal
Xani ins't really here, it just says that Xani
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Old 06-18-2002, 01:48 PM   #9
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-- says, 'I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...'
-- is wondering if anyone knows how to set her laser printer on stun
-- says, 'if I melt dry ice - can I take a bath without getting wet?'
-- says, 'oh. I know you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?'
-- says, 'Red meat isn't bad for you. Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.'
-- cant wait untill the next harry pothead film (she enjoyed the philosopher's stoned!
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Old 06-18-2002, 02:32 PM   #10
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Old 07-04-2002, 08:33 PM   #11
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Kuval and Palin are the implementors:

Kuval - "One time, at mud camp, Palin stuck a..."

-Enzo
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Old 01-06-2003, 07:38 PM   #12
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Over at my MUD, we saw an "evolution" title wise with one Imm, Kitten (also using prename)
  (names underlined)

** Kitten's Kitten is due in 20 days...

** Kitten's Kitten is due in 9 days..

** Indigo and Kitten's Kitten is so cute..
 of course, Indigo decides to put fear into us mortals with :

**   Indigo the UML novice  

 it kind of kept all of us morts in the loop. Worst titles though..have seen alot elseMUD, so I wont list them, but funny ones come from our player base every so often like...
 
** Toki- fists of fur-ry      

**Kung Fu Grip Seether    

**Lovely Lelia wants to kill the mayor

**Take One Fungle a Day Until Boredom Subsides.

**Indie Rock Nufan Is Lelia's Slave

**War Wizard Kardan says, "One woman is cause enough for fear."

**-- Majen Buu -- yes, that Buu..the buff and tough one..

** Sprigg the Ugly Elf   (who btw, is a goblin...)

** Ashtaroth , Defender of the Noble Platypus
 
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Old 01-06-2003, 09:52 PM   #13
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This is the most recent title of one of our Quest staff, Jagan.

Meddle not in the affairs of gods, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Old 01-13-2003, 10:10 AM   #14
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When our immortals transfer a player from one room to another, the echo is "A red dragon swoops down and picks up/drops off <so and so>." One of our Imms ran around with the title: "I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!" (No credit given to Shrek, of course
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