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Old 08-04-2006, 07:48 AM   #1
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I recently died in Xyllomer in the Lagoon of the Elemental Islands, and somehow my corpse did not decay. So I decided to hold a funeral for myelf. This has to be one of the wierdest things you can do in a mud I think

This is the textlog of that funeral. It is quite humorous I think.

It's Night.
The central place of Atlantis.
Traders from all over the world pass this place, it is also the cultural
center of Atlantis. The ground is plastered with jade-bricks, and there is
a large statue in the middle of the crossing. To the north there is the
local chapel.
The clear waning fifth sixth moon lights the street.
There are four ways leading: north, east*, south*, west*.
Bunny arrives in a puff of smoke.
You offer a carnation to Bunny.

Bunny accepts a carnation.
You are in the chapel of Atlantis. This is a very nice place with a
simple stone altar in the center of it. A single wooden bench forms a
circle around the altar. The atmosphere here is very peaceful. This
is the place to become <citizenof Atlantis. An exit north leads to
a garden.
There are two ways leading: north, south.
A donation box.
Navajo.
Bunny arrives.

It's Night.
You are in the garden behind the chapel. It is a simple garden with a few
trees and flowers. There are a few spots to sit and 'meditate' or to talk
with friends. Vines are slowly working their way up the stone wall, which
surrounds the garden. In the middle of the garden is a small rock
fountain. A couple of rocks invite to sit on them. You feel the need to
listen the sounds of nature
The clear waning fifth sixth moon lights the street.
There is one way leading: south.
A black-haired friendly female fairy.
Bunny arrives.

Kikasa flutters in.
A fire-red golden-winged male bird arrives.
It gets lighter.
Kikasa waves.
You greet Kikasa. How friendly!

10 people are in the world, of these you know:
Amion, male fairy
J'aali, male elf
Kikasa, male fairy
Largo, male dwarf
Anathema, female fairy
Roku, female human
The black-haired friendly female fairy twinkles her eyes.

You start to concentrate on the spell.
You tell Amion: I am going to have a funeral for me in atlantis if you wished
to attend, let me know
You focus on the spell-patterns.
You tell J'aali: I am going to have a funeral for me in atlantis if you wished
to attend, let me know
Kikasa looks at you.
You say in xyllic: inviting people
Kikasa nods.
A ring of mystical fire begins to burn in the air.
A mystic image forms in the ring of fire resembling
that of Amion saying:

*scratches* a funeral for you? isn't that a bit tricky?

The image slowly disappears...
The ring of fire slowly disappears from view.
Kikasa says in xyllic: How are you, Ana? I haven't seen you for a while.
You focus on the spell-patterns.
You tell Largo: I am going to have a funeral for me in atlantis if you wished
to attend, let me know
You focus on the spell-patterns.
You tell Roku: I am going to have a funeral for me in atlantis if you wished t
o attend, let me know
You focus on the spell-patterns.
You tell Amion: it is a bit tricky, but I have a body to bury
A ring of mystical fire begins to burn in the air.
A mystic image forms in the ring of fire resembling
that of Amion saying:

where in atlantis would it be?

The image slowly disappears...
The ring of fire slowly disappears from view.
A white horse with an angel sitting on its back gallops in leaving
a trace of glittering dust behind. The angel whispers in a heavenly
voice: "I'll read the magic dust from J'aali for you."

why what?

The dust, horse and angel disappear as quickly as they appeared.
You focus on the spell-patterns.
You tell Amion: it is in the garden behind the chapel
You focus on the spell-patterns.
You tell J'aali: I died and I need to bury my body. I am holding a funeral to
remember that body.
Amion flutters in.
Amion thoughtfully scratches his head.
The black-haired friendly female fairy says in xyllic: Hello there! Please
relax and enjoy this garden.
Kikasa greets Amion.
You wield the shovel in your right hand and left hand.
You greet Amion. How friendly!
Kikasa looks at Amion.
Amion waves.
You say in xyllic: thakns for coming
Amion says to you in xyllic: i gotta see this
Amion giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing.
You dig a hole in the ground.
Bunny drops a corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy.
A white horse with an angel sitting on its back gallops in leaving
a trace of glittering dust behind. The angel whispers in a heavenly
voice: "I'll read the magic dust from J'aali for you."

where might this happen?

The dust, horse and angel disappear as quickly as they appeared.
Amion looks at the corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy.
Kikasa looks at the corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy.
Amion comforts you.
All your concentration is now on casting the spell.
You tell J'aali: it is in the garden behind the chapel in atlantis.
You nod.
You say in xyllic: it was sharks
Kikasa says in xyllic: That is pretty creepy.
Kikasa makes a disgusted face.
You say in xyllic: I dived under water and bam.
You nod to Kikasa.
You say in xyllic: the salt water preserved the body

It's Night.
You are in the garden behind the chapel. It is a simple garden with a few
trees and flowers. There are a few spots to sit and 'meditate' or to talk
with friends. Vines are slowly working their way up the stone wall, which
surrounds the garden. In the middle of the garden is a small rock
fountain. A couple of rocks invite to sit on them. You feel the need to
listen the sounds of nature
The clear waning fifth sixth moon lights the street.
There is one way leading: south.
A corpse of yourself and a hole.
Amion[pp], Bunny, Kikasa[FM], a black-haired friendly female fairy and a
fire-red golden-winged male bird.
J'aali dances in.
It gets lighter.
The black-haired friendly female fairy says in xyllic: I wish people wouldn't
litter.
You greet J'aali. How friendly!
Kikasa smiles at J'aali.
J'aali sings in xyllic: Oh my.
Amion looks at the black-haired friendly female fairy.
You say in xyllic: thanks for coming J'aali
Roku arrives.
It gets lighter.
Amion giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing.
You nod.
The black-haired friendly female fairy says in xyllic: I wish people wouldn't
litter.
Roku yells in xyllic: Hello.
J'aali sings in xyllic: Taru is my name.
You greet Roku. How friendly!
Kikasa greets Roku.
You say in xyllic: sorry
J'aali sings in xyllic: J'aali is my last namer
Roku smiles.
J'aali looks at the corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy.
You changed your memory to Taru.
Amion looks up to Roku.
Amion looks up to Taru.
You say in xyllic: thanks for coming Roku.
Roku yells in xyllic: I'm Raku Owl, Master Magician and Chief Clerk of Aldea.
The black-haired friendly female fairy says in xyllic: I'm Sahara, caretaker
of Tharandil's garden.
You say in xyllic: Raku
You excuse yourself.
You changed your memory to Raku.
Amion giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing.
Kikasa chuckles.
Kikasa pats you on your head.
Amion says in xyllic: I'm Amion Nydali.

9 people are in the world, of these you know:
Amion, male fairy
Taru, male elf
Kikasa, male fairy
Kalle, female human
Anathema, female fairy
Raku, female human

It's Night.
You are in the garden behind the chapel. It is a simple garden with a few
trees and flowers. There are a few spots to sit and 'meditate' or to talk
with friends. Vines are slowly working their way up the stone wall, which
surrounds the garden. In the middle of the garden is a small rock
fountain. A couple of rocks invite to sit on them. You feel the need to
listen the sounds of nature
The clear waning fifth sixth moon lights the street.
There is one way leading: south.
A corpse of yourself and a hole.
Amion[pp], Bunny, Kikasa[FM], Raku, Taru, a black-haired friendly female
fairy and a fire-red golden-winged male bird.
Taru looks at the hole.
Kikasa's facial features become tense for a moment.
Raku smiles at you.
You say in xyllic: I think is probably about it.
You say in xyllic: I did not get any other RSVPs
Raku yells to you in xyllic: No worries, a lot of my grandparents say it in a
similar fashion with the accent of some language I don't know.
Raku sits down to rest a while.
Raku looks at the corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy.

You look at the corpse of yourself.
This is your own dead body.
The corpse is empty.

You say in xyllic: that is always a bad sight.
<OOC>: Raku: eek. *laugh* Anathema[female fairy] looks at the corpse of
yourself.
Kikasa agrees.
<OOC>: ouch!
You say in xyllic: well, first I would ilke to thank everyone for coming...
<OOC>: Raku: buggy I guess. o.O
You say in xyllic: I know youo have more important things to do.
Amion says to you in xyllic: not really
Amion smiles innocently.
Raku shakes her head.
You smile at Amion.
Raku yells in xyllic: Lost motivation to study for a while.
Raku grins.
Kikasa chuckles.
You say in xyllic: well, I am glad to be a momentary distraction for everyone
You giggle fairyly.
Kikasa says to you in xyllic: But don't worry. We came 'cause we love you.
Kikasa nods seriously.
Stars pierce the darkness, and the moon shines through the crisp night air,
the dewdrops twinkle on the grass and the flowers.
You say in xyllic: I wish I had known this body better really, I only had it
for a short time.
The black-haired friendly female fairy quietly hums a nice tune.
You say in xyllic: see I recently died to a troll attack.
You say in xyllic: but I was feeling better and decided to go for a swim...
Kikasa comforts you.
You say in xyllic: normally when I swim, bunny swims ahead of me and blocks
any sharks from coming too close
You pat Bunny on the head.
Bunny spreads her ears and closes her eyes in contentment.
You thank Bunny.
Bunny noses you softly.
Raku comforts you.
You say in xyllic: but this time I was attacked just as soon as I jumped into
the water.
You say in xyllic: bunny did not even have a chance to swoop in to help me.
You say in xyllic: the sharks made pretty short work of me, but then allowed
my corpse to just fall to the bottom of the ocean
You say in xyllic: there, the salt waters preserved it until I could come
back and retrieve it.
You say in xyllic: I recovered all my belongings, but I could not leave my
body there.
You say in xyllic: bunny, knowing I was in no condition to carry it, scooped
it up and we both headed back to he surface
Kikasa nods slowly.
You say in xyllic: and so after much deliberation, I decided I should put it
to rest here in the garden...
You say in xyllic: so near to where I entered this world.

You look at the corpse of yourself.
This is your own dead body.
The corpse is empty.
Raku looks at the corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy.

You say in xyllic: I shall miss you body..
Raku sniffs.
You ask in xyllic: would anyone like to say a few words before we intur the
body?
Taru gets an artsa from a herbbag.
Amion deeply ponders the situation.
Raku looks at the small herbbag.
Taru sings in xyllic: I ..... I don't know what to say, damn the sharks.
Taru nods seriously.
You nod to Taru.
You say in xyllic: that says plenty
You smile at Taru.
Raku shakes a fist at her herbbag.
Taru smiles at you.
Taru offers an artsa to Raku.
Raku yells in xyllic: All teeth no brains, them sharks. Make nice steaks
though.
Taru gets an artsa from a herbbag.
Raku looks thoughtful.
You say in xyllic: then bunny, ,would you mind placing the body in the ground?
Taru offers an artsa to Raku.
Kikasa says to you in xyllic: It's a shame that this had to happen on the
first day I've seen you for a long time.
Taru gives an artsa to Raku.
Bunny gets a corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy.
Raku looks at an artsa.
You nod to Kikasa.
Raku thanks Taru.
Bunny puts a corpse of the adolescent round-faced female fairy into the hole.
Taru puts an artsa into the hole.

You look at the hole.
A cute hole in the ground.
The hole contains:
an artsa and a corpse of yourself.

Raku puts an artsa into the hole.
You put a carnation into the hole.
Bunny puts a carnation into the hole.
Amion looks at the medium backpack.
Amion ponders the situation.
You say in xyllic: maybe this body can do what I have not been able to
You smile at Amion, Kikasa and the black-haired friendly female fairy.
The black-haired friendly female fairy smiles friendly at you.
You say in xyllic: maybe it can return to our homeland

It's Night.
You are in the garden behind the chapel. It is a simple garden with a few
trees and flowers. There are a few spots to sit and 'meditate' or to talk
with friends. Vines are slowly working their way up the stone wall, which
surrounds the garden. In the middle of the garden is a small rock
fountain. A couple of rocks invite to sit on them. You feel the need to
listen the sounds of nature
The clear waning fifth sixth moon lights the street.
There is one way leading: south.
A hole.
Amion[pp], Bunny, Kikasa[FM], Raku is resting here, Taru, a black-haired
friendly female fairy and a fire-red golden-winged male bird.
Taru looks at the hole.
Amion agrees.

You look at the hole.
A cute hole in the ground.
The hole contains:
two beautiful pink flowers, a corpse of yourself and two artsas.
You look at the shovel.
The shovel has a wooden grip and a blade made from steel.
You can dig with it.
It is in prime condition.
Kikasa smiles sadly.
Bunny comforts Kikasa.
You say in xyllic: then rest in peace, me.
You sigh deeply.
dig with shovel
You fill the hole with dirt, burying some items!

It's Night.
You are in the garden behind the chapel. It is a simple garden with a few
trees and flowers. There are a few spots to sit and 'meditate' or to talk
with friends. Vines are slowly working their way up the stone wall, which
surrounds the garden. In the middle of the garden is a small rock
fountain. A couple of rocks invite to sit on them. You feel the need to
listen the sounds of nature
The clear waning fifth sixth moon lights the street.
There is one way leading: south.
Amion[pp], Bunny, Kikasa[FM], Raku is resting here, Taru, a black-haired
friendly female fairy and a fire-red golden-winged male bird.
Raku bursts into tears.
You sniff.
Kikasa bows his head.
Taru wipes a tear away
Amion comforts you.
You say in xyllic: it is sad to see me go, but I am happy to be back again.
Amion giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing.
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:11 PM   #2
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