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Old 11-15-2002, 03:26 AM   #1
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Was thinking strange thoughts the other and was thinking, what kind of advertisements, bumper stickers, commercial rip-offs, sayings, etc would a fantasy world of dragon and orc have? Post yours ideas here

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Eat Mor Pegasi!
Hooked on Pheonix worked for me!
Good friends come and go, but Spells of Everlasting last forever.
Only YOU can prevent spell backfires.
Send more orc, the last ones were delicious.
I don't wanna give up, cuz I'm a Barbarian-'R-Us thug!
Have you hugged your drow today?
Hair Club for Werewolves. I'm not just the president. I'M ALSO A CLIENT! AWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Those who live by the sword get casted on by those who don't
G&C Torches, keeping your witches burning for over a century.
I Can't Believe It's Not Hobbit.

And the all time best:

Elf: The Other White Meat

Ok, most of these are pretty lame, but will think up better ones.
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Old 11-15-2002, 07:41 AM   #2
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Don't honk; I'm reloading my crossbow.
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Old 11-15-2002, 10:40 AM   #3
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It has to be said...

Do you wanna see my longsword?
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Old 11-15-2002, 01:15 PM   #4
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It's a bird... no it's a plane...
holy $#!7 it's a dragon!
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Old 11-17-2002, 05:38 PM   #5
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<pasted on the backside of a mongolian steppe pony>
"My other horse is a warhorse"

"My Leige went to a rival kingdom and all he got me was the plague"

"Dwarves kick axe"

<derived from a modern bumpersticker>
"It would be a great day when the peasants have gold for food and the king's army has to hold a bake sale to get a trebuchet"

(added to..)
"My warrior kid beat up your mage"

(For the women...)
"Strip him, bathe him, bring him to my tent"

You know the Christian "fish" tags? And the Darwinism "turtle" tag thingies? How about a "dragon" one?

"Alumni : Gandolf Academy of Advanced Magics and Mysticism Class of 02"

"Denial isnt a river in Neter "(Egypt in the old language)

"Honk if you love halfelves"

"Rangers do it naturally" (had to be said..sorry )

"Got Gruel?"
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Old 11-18-2002, 01:29 AM   #6
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I am the proud parent of an archmage...

Honk if you're tall, handsome, and the son of a major deity...

I survived the eighth level of the abyss and all I got was this lousy sticker...

Support honest justicars...

Don't laugh, It could be your familiar in here...

My girlfriend's a vampire...

Souls, Blood, or Sex... Nobody rides for free...
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Old 11-18-2002, 05:04 AM   #7
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CAUTION: Never Drive Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly

Here Dragon, Dragon!

Life is a Witch and then you Fly

My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God

My Other Car Is A Broom

Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiper

Why Get Real? Plastic is Cheaper & comes in prettier colors

Do Not Enter Dragons Only

Warning Invisible Dragon in Back Seat

It's A Druid Thing

Love Your Enemies. It really gets them confused.

Dragon Parking Only

My Parents Taught Me to Fight for Justice

Necrophilia Is Dead
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Old 11-18-2002, 03:21 PM   #8
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(As a sports team of some kind) Brengaard Dragons

Warning: Contains lvl. 51 chaotic evil Wizard with insane perk. (for DaedalMers only. )

Have you used an MProg today?

Stop Fido abuse now!

Every body needs a body. Support free rezzing!
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Old 11-18-2002, 05:55 PM   #9
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*Pasted on the back of a pony*My other horse is a unicorn
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Old 01-13-2003, 06:59 PM   #10
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Don't laugh- it could be your apprentice in here.

*on back of a cart* Knock on the bottom of my cart if you like gnomes!

A God is for eternity, not just for christmas.

(I'm contemplating re-posting all the 'assassins do it from behind' stickers too, but dunno if i can be bothered. We'll see )
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Old 01-16-2003, 01:59 PM   #11
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Save a horse. Ride a Nazgul.
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Old 01-16-2003, 02:08 PM   #12
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Love me, love my hyppogriff

Chlorinate the gene pool – kill a human. :-)

(For dragons) If you can read this, you’re in my dump zone
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Old 01-17-2003, 11:45 AM   #13
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(Posted on the inside of a dragons throat)
If you can read this, start praying.

Caution: Hatchling on board!

(Posted on the side of a pet dog)
My other pet is an Ancient Wyrm.

(Stuck to a witches broom)
I brake for mountains.

Mages do it magically (sorry!

(Aging warriors carriage sticker)
I'm not bald, my head is a solar panel for a frenzied maniacal killing machine.

(Newbies sticker)
My other character is level 500.

(Stuck to a giants knuckles)
If you can read this, I bet it hurt.

Most pretty lame, but I'm tired
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Old 01-18-2003, 08:06 PM   #14
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Actually spotted: "My other char is an imm"
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Old 01-19-2003, 12:52 AM   #15
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(posted ontop of the saddle of a mount)

"If you can read this, the bastard fell of."
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Old 01-22-2003, 01:33 PM   #16
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Exclamation

and in a world of sci-fi type fantasy......
if you can read this....

(and as a warning so i don't get in trouble or anything, the way easily offended might balk at the laguage used )

-likita
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Old 01-22-2003, 07:07 PM   #17
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Ahem

The B2 bomber's text should clearly read:

"If you can see this ... You know that another 2 billion USD has been spent on a single warplane. How many public schools, hospitals or infrastructure improvements could have been bought for THAT ammount of money?"
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Old 01-22-2003, 08:49 PM   #18
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(on a dragon)
Lead, follow, or...oh ####, who am I kidding? You're all toast anyway.

(a couple in-jokes)
Kiss my gfb!
Firebolts don't kill people, Daring kills people.

(on a mage's mount)
Suck my fireballs!

I defeated the Dragon King and all I got is this 3rd degree burn over 90% of my body!

(another one for a dragon)
I've got heartburn and I'm not afraid to use it!

My sword's bigger than your sword.

(on a horse about to be eaten by a dragon)
Do you want fries with that?
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Old 01-23-2003, 01:26 AM   #19
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Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

Dragons are hot lovers.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

If we aren't supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?

It's a druid thing.

Druids go home, your forests need you.

Remember, pillage first... then burn!

Well, this day was a total waste of mana!

Your village called... their idiot is missing.

(Ones I've seen, or seen and improvised on to sound more muddish)

Serpentia, Underlord of Destruction
from Adventures Unlimited.
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Old 01-23-2003, 11:13 PM   #20
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The way to a man's heart is between his third and fourth ribs.

Dragon meat DOES taste like chicken.

My God ate your God for lunch.
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