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Old 04-18-2002, 06:35 PM   #1
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Todays new mud hosts need some cutting edge tools to make mudders happy, here at bosina.3rdworld we are happy to provide the fastest 14.4 backbone to the internet, with this unbeatable speed our services are #1. We have a highly trained *cough*slave labor*cough* to get all the jobs done. Our custmer support staff is highly trained on taking your valued calls, if u can wait 29 hrs on hold. and beacuse of our ground breaking mainframe which is older then the frist tandy ever made, we can host almost everyone in the world with a lag rate of 90 minute delay per char. now thats what i call service.
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Old 04-19-2002, 01:31 AM   #2
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That sounds like some services out there nowdays....
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Old 04-20-2002, 03:52 PM   #3
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Hmm..were can I get information where to get your servises ?
Our new Ultra Mega MUD is looking for hosting ...
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Old 04-21-2002, 08:54 PM   #4
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our free services are always located on www.bosina.lag
and our server is always up, about 1% of the day... what more can u ask for?
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Old 04-22-2002, 10:42 AM   #5
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thats just perfect !
you are just what we need for our super mud,info about which you can find somewhere near
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Old 04-22-2002, 03:59 PM   #6
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your servvice records are out standing we updated last week from dos 5.0 to dos 6.1 to better help our clients out, and all of our graphics and logos are made by aciddraw. lets see... we also updated our 1337 fast unix shell to an ast 486...
stay tuned for future updates
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Old 04-23-2002, 07:48 AM   #7
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Thank You !
Just one more question : do we get any bonuses for using your servises a long time ?
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Old 04-23-2002, 11:33 AM   #8
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Actually, the longer you use the service, the more it decays at a rate of e^-x where x is time in minutes.
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Old 04-25-2002, 05:34 AM   #9
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Perfecto ! Thats just what we need
We are the most customer .. HATING MUD SO GIVE US THE WORST SERVICES !!!!! MUahhahahaah ! ThankZ !
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Old 04-25-2002, 07:07 AM   #10
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the more you use our deluxe services the more me just might answer your support question, its based on this little table

Rank % on answering support
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New Customer: 0
6 months: 1
1 year: 3
10 years: 4
20 years: 5
30 years: 10
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Old 04-30-2002, 11:42 PM   #11
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It is great to see someone offering such generous services. I would like to donate some hardware and software to your company in appreciation for what you are doing for the mudding community.

I have four sticks of 256 kb ram. They are only 10 years old!

A 20 megabyte hardcard for increasing storage capacity on your machine. It is compatible with any PC XT compatible.

I have Microsoft Windows for Workgroups 3.1. I highly recommend this product, as it is the best networking OS ever invented!

To keep your staff entertained during breaktimes, I would like to donate 4 copies of John Romero's Daikatana.

Thanks again for everything you are doing for the mudding community!
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Old 05-04-2002, 10:13 PM   #12
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Can I humbly donate perfect OS,Ms-Dos 3.0 ?
I am ready to give you 3! 5'inch 360kb floppy disks for free !!
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Old 05-08-2002, 09:25 PM   #13
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wow i think we shall be the best isp ever!
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Old 05-09-2002, 06:36 AM   #14
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yuppers..we just need some great webdesigner so that our page would never be working..I think Seth is the man for it
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Old 05-09-2002, 08:00 AM   #15
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we have a webmaster already, shes only 4 and knows alot about html, so far we have 1 letter on our website i think its T not sure tho, but she said in the next 6 years it will be done.
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