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Old 01-28-2003, 02:59 PM   #121
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How about if I asked the cat's consent first and, by some miracle, it allowed me to cut off its toes?

Did you know it's actually called the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)?
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Old 01-30-2003, 05:33 PM   #122
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Do you think the cat would let you? And would you believe me if I said that I thought it was the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty against Animals?
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Old 01-30-2003, 05:35 PM   #123
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Maybe it's different over in the US?

Oh, and you know how toast always lands buttered side up? If you strapped some toast to a cat's belly, what would happen?
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Old 01-30-2003, 05:41 PM   #124
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And maybe I just had it wrong?
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Old 02-06-2003, 02:44 PM   #125
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Will you get the cats consent before you strap the toast to the cat's belly?
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Old 02-06-2003, 03:59 PM   #126
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Well, there wouldn't be much point in asking consent AFTER i'd strapped on the toast, would there?
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Old 02-06-2003, 05:08 PM   #127
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If toast always lands butter-side up and cats always land feet-first, wouldn't strapping toast to a cat, butter-side down, mess up the logic of the world?
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Old 02-07-2003, 01:49 PM   #128
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if the logic of the world could be broken by the cat falling feet-first or toast falling butter-side up. what would happen if they fall sideways?
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Old 02-07-2003, 05:08 PM   #129
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Maybe the logic of the world would just shatter?
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Old 02-08-2003, 08:30 AM   #130
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Maybe the cat/toast contraption would just hover in mid-air, as the opposing forces push in opposite directions?

Or, maybe the cat would eat the toast, land on its feet and all would be normal?
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Old 02-08-2003, 03:42 PM   #131
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Could the cat reach toast that's strapped to it's belly? Would it want toast that's been strapped to it's belly?
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Old 02-09-2003, 07:26 AM   #132
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Surely if cats can lick themselves... downstairs, they can reach a piece of toast?

Does anyone know HOW MUCH Ammonia stings when you put it on an insect bite?
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Old 02-09-2003, 05:15 PM   #133
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No - how much does it sting?
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Old 02-09-2003, 05:38 PM   #134
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Talking

Why do mosquitoes sting in the worst places possible, like the middle membrane in your fingers, os the base of you feet?
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Old 02-10-2003, 09:28 PM   #135
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Maybe because they are evil and should be wiped out - but can't be, since it'd mess up the ecosystem?
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Old 02-12-2003, 12:57 PM   #136
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Can't we use selective breeding to create a race of mosquitoes that feed off plant proteins rather than blood, thus removing the bloodsucking horror while protecting the ecosystem?
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would greenpeace accept the breeding and creation of a new species?
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Old 02-12-2003, 06:36 PM   #138
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What kinda species?
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Old 02-12-2003, 08:27 PM   #139
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The kind of species that doesn't suck out our blood, maybe?
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Old 02-12-2003, 09:52 PM   #140
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What if I liked those kind? Aren't blood-sucking ones cool?
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