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Old 08-09-2007, 08:29 AM   #1
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Talking Being a collection of Recruitment Posters, & Various Literature for--

Being a collection of Recruitment Posters, & Various Literature for--

the good Purpose of entrancing new beta-testers into the fantasy-realm of Unwritten Legends (Link for game -- index). Roleplay IS Enforced, as God intended. Give us a try, & I can guarantee that you'll come away with some sort of feeling--as is often the case with most things Awesome! UL has a wealth of races, cultures, & regions to pick from to craft whatever persona you can think of. The following are Player-Written works; there is a War on! Earth-shaking, calamitous, AND calumnious Events take place, & overtake Same. Morale is low, et cetera, et cetera! God save the King!

1. Being a Broadsheet written by several players of the game.

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YOUNG WOMEN AND MEN
OF AMBITION AND ENTERPRISE
SOUGHT!




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Maid- and menservant positions in a Gentleman's Household. Applicants are required to be Modest in their Demeanour, Clean and Seemly in their Persons,
Obedient and Industrious, Mannerly and of Good Character.

Looking for housemaids, chambermaids, kitchenmaids, stablemen, stockmen, dairymaids, laundresses and seamstresses. Also for a competent and experienced
Gentleman's Gentleman.

Interested parties may apply in writing (if they are able, or another will write for them) or in person at Seton Keep to Steward Ansivrien Ferisiingen or to
Miss Hortensia Rote.

Compensation and benefits to be discussed at time of interview.


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3. TEN THOVSAND SOVEREIGNS A MAN! (or more)

( Here followeth the text of a poster which might be found stuck up all over Kaezar, but mostly near the cheapest bars

TEN THOVSAND SOVEREIGNS a man! (or more)
VVEALTH EASE DISTINCTIOVN
YOVR LAST CHAVNCE OF A FORTVNE!

Men of Keffia! SETOVN CASTLE, late ta'en by our Nation's treacherous foe,
the ORCS, vvho have dared prefume to make VVAR upon our KING & country, hath been recaptur'd by TRANTRIS, Lord ESSELYOVN, & avvaits men of valour & prouen fkill to hold & defend it againft ALL COMERS, in the name of the KING & its rightful mafter. This GREAT FORTRESS, fituated at the very
Heart of our FATHERLAND, fo long occupied by our cruel & inhuman enemy,
is prefently being reinforced vvith GREAT GVNS & a bold company of
GRENADIERS! Come & join the Fun before it is too late, & you fhall have:

40 fovereigns upon enliftment! The very beft of Prouifions! A Plentitude
of Beer & VVine nightly! Dancing & Mufick nightly!

LORD ESSELYOVN hath been preuail'd vpon to accept into his Garrifon
but a fevv more men, & none need apply fave thofe right vvell made up,
valliant & capable of lifting a BVSHEL OF GOLD-- the like vvhich you
may vvell vvin for yourfelf, but a fhort time vvithin the feruice,
VVHO VVILL RECEIVE FIFTY SOVEREIGNS BOVNTY-- &
thofe fpirited yovng Boys of an aduantageovs Appearance, fiue feet
high, vvho vvil receiue ten fouereigns bounty upon enliftment.

Take COVRAGE, then, braue men of Keffia, fo abufed by the VAIN BOASTS
of thefe VILE GOBLINS vvho dare think themfelves equal to KESSIANS, & repair to SETON KEEP, & to LORD ESSELYOVN himfelf, or to the PLVM, at Kaezar, to LIEVTENANT ANSIVRIEN FERISIINGEN, vvhere in a FLOVVING BOVVL OF PVNCH you fhall drink

Succefs to the MACFARQUHAR GRENADIERS, &

GODS SAVE THE KING.

4.

[A large sepia photograph on glossy paper. The picture shows a mangled Byra sylvan lineage from the chest up. He stares out of the photograph with two mean-looking shiners on his face featuring a broken nose and a split lower lip. A peaked cap with a manky black feather is mashed to the side of his head, and sits atop his matted dark hair. Printed in bold, dark letters is...]

TAKE CARE!

IDLE HANDS WORK FOR THE INFIDEL GOBLIN!

JOIN THE SETON AIR CORPS!



5.

[A large poster divided into four squares. On the upper-left corner is a keaf leaf with its tip pointing left, written below are the words, "AIR FRONTS." On the upper-right corner is a picture of a ruined, and smoking gyrocopter, written below are the words, "DOWN BUT NOT OUT." On the bottom-half of the poster are two pictures of blasted landscapes, dark bodies clutching on to blackened weapons, written just below the pictures are, "SETON BONEYARD." Scrawled across the center of the poster in big bold letters is the slogan, "OUR APPARATUS CAN TAKE IT... AND DISH IT OUT! JOIN THE SETON AIR CORPS!"]

6. [A last sepia photograph. Standing in front of a large, imposing gate is a half-elf of Byra blood and an elderly Ruttle gnome. The half-elf glares out of the poster, his dark greatcloak billowing about his raised arms wielding the hilt of a gigantic oriental sword. His fierce demeanor makes it plain that he has imminent decapitation in mind! The gnome, what parts are visible due to the fact that he's covered in Infernal Devices, is baring his teeth. His wheellock pistol is pointed directly at you, while his other hand holds a metal grenado at the ready.]

God bless Fu-Manchu, Moriarty, and Dracula.

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Old 08-09-2007, 09:06 AM   #2
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Re: Being a collection of Recruitment Posters, & Various Literature for--

Quote:
40 fovereigns upon enliftment!

lawl!

Funny n stuff, but how bout a normal English version now?

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