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Old 04-22-2002, 05:10 AM   #1
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[Vesper]: I just had an amazing idea..
[Jahron]: -Eye-
[Vesper]: I think every house leader should be able to summon the power of their house totem.
[Vesper]: except for Daehron, because he has two heads.

[Salja]: what if youre not in touch with your totem?
[Vesper]: I always touch my totem.
[Jahron]: ...
[Salja]: what if you let one of your beloved ravens die? would they come then? would they? HUH? HUH?
[Dionae]: ew...
[Terloch]: that's just wrong
[Salja]: put that in the quote file dionae
[Dionae]: hehe
[Jahron]: I knew it.
[Vesper]: in touch with my totem...pervs...
[Vesper]: heh

Timbo yells 'Hello'
Tilal yells '!olleH'

[Vesper]: I'm really a nervous hermit IRL, who sleeps behind trees deep in the woods and spouts out various psalms at wandering strangers.

[Boon]: Dionae I need your pillow I lost the key to mine

In faeril, Rowan says 'yes, i must become studly too'

Alaric asks, 'what are restrings?'
You say, 'You can get an item renamed'
Morpheo says, 'If you have the proper component, (Or if you get an ancient drunk enough)'
Morpheo winks at Alaric.
You giggle.

You exclaim, 'Oh, Boon had a tea party once!'
You say, 'Except Dearg and Kelvan crashed it...'
Morpheo says, 'Lol '
You say, 'I think that's when Boon turned to evil'
You snicker softly.
Morpheo says, 'Poor misguided boon'
You grin playfully.
Morpheo says, 'Under that Dark Lord of Destruction is a kind-hearted kid just itching to come out'

Tlyara question 'Could someone tell me what year it is in Kirganthis time?'
Terloch answers '6pm'

[Lazerath]: terl do I get my cool weapon now ?
[Chade]: we have a spoon and a fork ready for you
[Terloch]: no, I haven't made yours yet
[Lazerath]: oh....
[Terloch]: I have to finish all of them in general
[Lazerath]: I'll take the spoon and fork untill then

[Cerridwen]: 5 house leaders, quick, make it look like we're plotting something

[Daehron]: Hush salja...you play 26 hours a day...sometimes 28.

Eloquai says oocly, 'Larsax, tell me if this works'
Eloquai glows slightly and intones the words, 'destroy cursed'.
Larsax convulses as he tosses a fine mithril bracer to the ground, destroying it.
You giggle.
Larsax says, 'thanks ass'
Eloquai snickers softly.
Larsax says, 'tell me if this works'
Eloquai says, 'Ok.'
Larsax chants the words, 'murusi de spinae'.
Larsax encases the way east in thorns.
Larsax says, 'run east and west 50 times'

Henron places a hungry bobcat on his head.

Boon says oocly, 'someone sap vesper so we can keep plotting'

[Salja]: and mandrake the flaming perv arrives!
[Dionae]: hehe
[Mandrake]: One thing I am not, is flaming

[Llywarch]: K back
[Cerridwen]: welcome back
[Cerridwen]: that was a relatively long 15-20
[Cerridwen]: must be canadian minutes
[Llywarch]: *nod*

Tlyara gossips 'Nuh uh, he's friends with that halfie who squished me last times an now I WANT TO SQUISH BAM SPLAT BAM BAM BAD MINO MOOOOO'
Bertolis gossips 'I advise medication'

Brog question 'is a 100% longsword good'
You answer '100% is the best you can get with a skill.'
Raith answers 'not true, I have 101% in spiffiness'

--> Boon has left real life behind. [room 25000: The Center of Stonegate]
With a resounding WHAP!, Boon reprimands Sydney.
--> Boon rejoins the real world. [room 25000: The Center of Stonegate]

[Salja]: ken.. theres a gobbo beside you
[Llywarch]: rofl
[Llywarch]: I'm in daydream Duke mode

You say oocly, 'He has to be unconscious.'
Aaryn says oocly, 'I AM UNCONSCIOUS'

Laul question 'Anyone seen Celidie?'
Bloth answers 'Yes, she's pretty.'

Sydney tells you 'i want something challenging'
Sydney tells you 'that i can win at'
You tell Sydney 'What's challenging?'
Sydney tells you 'i dun know'
Sydney tells you 'wait i do'
Sydney tells you 'a quest that takes brains =)'
You tell Sydney 'Like what?'
Sydney tells you 'like find the monkey with a hat'
You tell Sydney '...'
Sydney tells you '=O'

Feysal gossips 'Boon, are you still looking for answers as to what Mithril is and where you can get it or make it or what not?'
global> The drake lord says : I will make withril then destroy the world
Daehron answers 'and I will laugh when you tell us what withril is.'
You answer 'Withril is a type of metal made by elves that can't spell.'

Silvan answers 'I'm bored...what to do, what to do..'
Aeda answers 'kill the lion, he called you names'
Silvan answers 'The lion called me names?'
Cinder answers 'yes he called you alice.. and bob... and mark... and john'
Silvan answers 'That son of a...'

Tepist question 'one question for all of you'
Tepist question 'WHO'S TAKING THE THORIC STONES FROM THE CHEST I PUT 38 I THERE!!!!??????!!!!'
Tepist question 'IF I FIND OUT WHOS TAKING THE STONES YOU WILL PAY'
Vaughn answers 'I am, it is all a ploy to make you think that all the world is against you. I take them and then place them in a large pile and dance nude around them as I set them ablaze.'
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Old 04-23-2002, 04:44 PM   #2
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[Caxandra]You know, you call me names, I call you names, we work it out and end up being alright.
[Bellas] bitch.
[Caxandra] ho.
[Caxandra] See?


A village lass 'Murfs' at you!
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Old 04-24-2002, 05:11 AM   #3
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[gossip] Xerlic: I'm gonna sue Ben and Jerry's.
[gossip] Aballister: why?
[gossip] Xerlic: World's Best Chocolate my ass.

[gossip] Grey: Aballister and I have just concluded that our domain will be
4,567,879 times more evil than yours.
[gossip] Kaa: so, your city will have an.. evil theater?
[gossip]: Grey chuckles.
[gossip]: Ruth . o O ( more evil than whose? ).
[gossip] Grey: If you consider screamng mortals entertainment, we'll have a HUGE theatre.

[gossip] Grey: remove the door.
[gossip] Grey: But that doesn't help.
[gossip] Kaa: clever. if I bring the door with me wherever I go, nobody can get into my house
[gossip] Grey: Something tells it doesn't work like that.

[gossip] Grey: Where did my workroom go?

[gossip] Zeta: remember no cyber sex on the gossip channel
[sex]: Joey licks Aballister sensually.
[sex] Grey: Sis!
[sex]: Aballister tingles all over.
[sex]: Joey grins.
[sex]: Kaa nibbles on jellybeans sensually

[gossip] Psionimoe: his Aunt walked up to the house and was like, "HI, HOW R U?!" and Brad's daad looks at me and goes, "Do you own a gun?"

[gossip] Grey: but they do have an 'underwear' slot..
[gossip] Aballister: i see
[gossip] Kaa: ***'s stores didn't sell anything handy, aside from torches
[gossip] Grey: well, there are many basic items
[gossip] Aballister: gotta keep the loins warm ya know
[gossip] Aballister: sphere of light, way better
[gossip] Grey: torches, shield, armor for some common slots, a weapon of each type
[gossip] Kaa: the Thong of Agility?
[gossip] Grey: if it's magical, gimme the thong


[gossip] Aballister: no one ever comes on at night
[gossip]: Grey shrugs.
[gossip] Grey: Who cares! I got pantaloons!
[gossip]: Grey dances like a fool!

Yeah. we're whacked out and overworked on Seasons.
heh..
~Grey
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Old 04-26-2002, 05:17 AM   #4
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[Salja]: wanna clean my kitchen while youre at it?
[Jahron]: You sure you want me to clean it up? I have a different means than

most people do... -Evilgrin-
[Salja]: it would be better than what i'm prolly gonna do
[Jahron]: Okay... I'll be back in a bit.
[Jahron]: -Leaves....
[Jahron]: ...comes back, with a roar coming to life, he drove a tractor into

the kitchen, "Cleaning" it up-
[Jahron]: Ehh... I missed some spot... -Turns, plows through it, pushing it

to the local junkyard-

Boon stands behind Rheul and craps a whip yelling "TYPE FASTER, I WANT TO

SEE THAT KEYBOARD SMOKE".

Anddrew gossips 'Baroness, could you answer a question globally for me?'
Kylara gossips 'Without knowing your question, Anddrew I'm not sure I can

answer. What is your question?'
Anddrew gossips 'Who is Chuck?'
Laul gossips 'Chuck is Anddrew's drunken state.'
Kylara gossips 'Chuck is one who visits the realm at times, in appearance

looks like Anddrew, yet in actions is truely a beast.'
You gossip 'Why, Laul.. I didn't know you were a Baroness. You must've

gotten quite a bit more feminine since we last spoke.'
Laul gossips 'I was meerly answering a question.'
Kylara tells you 'you go girl!!!'
You gossip 'Do you have a pretty little petticoat, Lady Nomiki?'
You gossip 'Is it pink, or a nice fine shade of lavender? I'm certain that

either would complement your silver hair and green eyes just perfectly.'

Dionae says, 'The dragon was having a bladecraft day special...'
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Old 04-26-2002, 08:45 AM   #5
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You say, 'The Ancients are a strange bunch...'
You say, 'I prefer to keep out of their affairs..'
Elgis says, 'mimick those of this city, that they do.'
Elgis smiles at you.
Elgis says, 'I have seen many run about without any clothing, that I have.'
Elgis smiles at you.
You bat your eyelashes.
You say, 'Well, I certainly hope you averted your eyes..'
You snicker softly.

A banker pony goes to sleep.
A banker pony wakes and stands up.
Drentariel looks at a banker pony.
A banker pony goes to sleep.
In elven, Drentariel says 'A pony with narcolepsy'

Quan question 'Where are all these Nomiki's coming from? Is Laul asexual?'

[Llywarch]: Jahron you got msn->icq->email?
[Daehron]: the_cowardly_baron@heronmail.com...grin
[Thomas]: jar_jar_Reiger@strangebeast.com
[Llywarch]: rofl

Stephen says, 'I'm so good, I'm bad.'

The Guardian Spirit of the City of Stonegate dances like a pretty ballerina.. then notices people watching and stops.

Stephen dismounts from a massive obsidian warhorse.
Stephen hugs a massive obsidian warhorse.
A massive obsidian warhorse slaps Stephen.
Stephen raises an eyebrow inquisitively.

Salja says, 'terl and i were just chatting one night'
Raith says, 'and you were like...that Raith fellow'
Raith says, 'he's smart as a whip'
Raith says, 'and dead sexy'

You say oocly, 'Sydney never talks oocly'
Sydney says, 'yeah, i don't do that in rhydin either, its a habit'
Sydney shrugs helplessly.
Lonthenial says oocly, 'then sydney is a goon! :)'
You giggle.
Sydney says, 'oh no, my newbie turned on me already'
Sydney mutters something quietly to himself.

Terloch's pet namarrgon named 'Fluffy' has restored you.
[Boon]: I've decided its better not to ask

[Daehron]: Why don't you just put 'North:The hidden cave of Splitrock known as Parath (Free Bat Day to first 1000 visitors)

You say, 'Bunnies are evil.'
Hazahd says, 'agreed'

[Dionae]: See, Sydney is newbie helping :)
[Terloch]: scary, I know
Rheul skips in, singing songs in a foreign tongue.
Terloch trudges in, leaning on his staff.
[Terloch]: all gather around to watch the miracle
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Henron picks a biscuit off the ground, dusts it off, and starts chewing on it.
Sojun merely shakes his head at the sheer... oddness of these two.
Henron eats the biscuit.eeew thats a dog treat.


Ferox question 'Salja, what does 'ageriko poly oraios' mean?'
Sparrion answers 'means i want oreo's '


[Cerridwen]: GO PLAY IN DWARFLAND BUDDY

[Vesper]: I'm also allied with a little ground mole with spectacles.  That's it.


Lerier says oocly, 'Debby does Tattingham!'


Eloquai says, 'By the way, if you want to #### your pants correctly, use emote ****s his pants.'

-[81] [GUIDE] Wenlin MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wenlin shouts 'My title is dedicated to Salja!'

Salja is bored
Dullok thinks you should bounce up and down with a closed can of coke.
Dullok bounces around with a happy smile.
Salja bounces up and down with a closed can of soda
Dullok beams broadly at nothing in particular.
Salja points the soda at you and opens it
Salja sprays you with soda.
Dullok thinks that wasnt fair.
personal to Dullok> You notice that you are now dripping with syrupy goodness.
Dullok says in real RP he decides if it hits him
You snicker softly.
Dullok quotes 'You notice that you are now dripping with syrupy goodness.'
You say, 'yeah, but i'm an imm'
Dullok goes *DOH* and falls dead of stupidity.
Aval answers 'Infectious Diseases'

Dullok tells you 'My new name is jellybob'

Daphne says oocly, 'Eeesh, ped swallowing? THey TEACH that? How do they get the little pompoms down?'

Angston says, ''Come swim with Loligo!''
Laul says, 'I did swim with him, i cant help i  dropped an electrified weapon in the water.'

Miktaro asks, 'Can mik have breast?'
You blink innocently at Miktaro.
Someone says, 'no you cant have my breasts.'

Laul gossips 'beam me up salja i got the loot i sold a wife of mine'

Dullok quotes '(null) Salja tells the house 'see, i'm really a dwarf.. yeah..''
Bjergar gossips 'Help. Moeve has hijacked Salja's body.'
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Octavian shags The Sphinx senseless.
The Sphinx shags Octavian senseless.
You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
Octavian hastily puts on his pants.

Garm says 'argh'
Garm says 'my comp is messed'
Mael says 'whats it doing'
Garm says 'can you see this writing?'
You nod solemnly.
You say 'can you?'
Mael can you?
You Hmmmm out loud.
Mael use zmud for a better future.

Garm says 'is Gog helled?'
Mael says 'yeah'
Garm says 'fer botting?'
Mael says 'yeah'
Garm nods solemnly.
Mael says 'im geussing i was sleeping
Garm nods solemnly.
Mael says 'me and memnoch ar chillin'
Garm says 'heh'
You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
Mael says 'im trying for -years old'
You say 'ooo is it possible?'
Mael says 'dunno'
Mael says 'think ill get in trouble for botting in hell?'
Mael smirks.
You chortle with glee.


Manticore ordertalks 'who changed my sex?'

Garm says 'and that i have a smokin ass'
You say 'put it out?'

Mael says 'is he agro?'
You say 'newp'
Mael says 'cool'
You say 'he just pops in and say "HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE LAY THE SMACKTH DOWN ON MY BITCH"'
You shrug.
Mael says 'he actually saysa that?'

Granakka says 'everyone ok?'
Granakka says 'u all got silent for a sec'
You say 'giving dirs really fast'
Peregin says 'i fell of the couch'

Tiala tells you 'Is that what the level's title actually is?
'You tell Tiala 'guess so'
Tiala tells you 'Sorry, I just found that sort of ironic.. Desire the Nun.. um.. yeah. *coughs and wanders off* Nm..'

Xystus says 'well, he is a girl'
Xystus laughs.
Manticore says 'no'
Manticore rears back and slaps Xystus for his stupidity.
Lycrom rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Xystus says 'want it off mant?'
Xystus says 'go to church'
Xystus says 'mant'
Xystus says 'well fix your sex'
Lycrom snickers softly.
Xystus gives a potion of dispel magic to Manticore.
Xystus says 'there ya go sweat heart'

Ezekiel says 'don't make me get medieval on both you unloving nobles asses'
You snicker softly.
Lestat laughs.
Lestat says 'Dont make me give you the judo-chop #2 style'
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Laul says, 'Dont let it pee on you.'
Meis screams like a little girl.
Laul exclaims, 'you might get a wart!'

Vesper says, 'Ok...so there I was...'
Vesper says, 'Walking down the road.'
Vesper says, 'And out of nowhere....'
Vesper exclaims, 'THERE WAS A BAND OF HOOKERS WEARING NOTHING BUT GOLD FOIL OVER THEIR "NAUGHTY" PLACES!'

Landiel says, 'I like poon.'

Dionae says, 'If I were a pet, I would be a rabbit'

[Jahron]: Vesper, you know you want to hold it.

[Daehron]: saying that makes me question my lack of homophobia.

[Vesper]: #### did I just say that on leaderchat?  I really gotta remember to keep those inward thoughts to myself.

Dullok asks Their stupidity, 'Wont laul be missing you?'

Neia says, 'you have never seen the left side of my brain, Wenlin'
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Someone gives a dozen long stemmed red roses to Lestat.
Lestat blushes.
Mirrari thinks, 'Hmmmm.'
Lestat says 'shucks'
You say 'aww immys hittin on you Lestat'
You pat Lestat on his back.
Lestat says 'thats the way i get down'
Mirrari says 'hmmmm'
You nod solemnly.
Someone tickles Lestat.
Lestat says 'freak godly style'

Ezekiel eats Amera think she is a yummy cat.
Amera say 'think about eating me and ill sick my dogs on you'
Ezekiel says 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT'
Ezekiel points at Amera accusingly.
Amera snickers softly.
Amera floats somewhere.
You say 'what an odd little girl'
Ezekiel says 'i think she likes me'
Ezekiel says 'teehee'
You giggle.

Manticore ordertalks 'how can u kill imre?'
Elrohir ordertalks 'attack him'
Yulfcwyn ordertalks 'very carefully'
Manticore ordertalks 'what spell u need?'
You ordertalk 'hurt him a lot'
Pumbaa ordertalks 'you can't'
Manticore ordertalks 'yes'
Elrohir ordertalks 'yes you can'
You ordertalk 'sure you can '
Pumbaa ordertalks 'lots of work needed'
You unleash a barrage of punches into Imre, the trainer, leaving him stunned!
Imre, the trainer is DEAD!!
Manticore says 'cool'
You say 'dead '

Granakka says 'i find if I sexually harrass him, he picks on one of you instead'
Granakka says 'hence all the groping and fondling'

Manticore ordertalks 'ezeek'
Ezekiel ordertalks 'yeth?'
Manticore ordertalks 'mistwalk dar-harpy'
Manticore ordertalks 'dark-harpy'
Ezekiel ordertalks 'can't i am buzy bow'
Lestat ordertalks 'and he has a cold obviously'
Lestat ordertalks 'har'
[ Ordertalk ] Ezekiel convulses as he shudders in disgust.

Lycrom says 'loth'
You say 'yes?'
Lycrom says 'why is my vampire always so full he cant eat heals? ... i dont drink blood... only feed'
You Hmmmm out loud.
You say 'feed shouldnt affect eating heals'
Lycrom nods solemnly.
Lycrom says 'i know'
Lycrom says 'but just constantly full'
You say 'do you do anything that will fill him up?'
Lycrom shakes his head.
You say 'drinking from springs or anything like that?'
You hrm. Hrm.
Lycrom says 'no eating or drinking'
You say 'have you tried killing him off?'
Lycrom says 'dont need to'
Lycrom says 'old vampy char user '
You nod solemnly.
Lycrom says 'kill him?'
Lycrom says 'ill try'
You say 'yah just kill him once'
You shrug.
You say 'kinda like when stuff is wrong with your puter you reboot '
Asperix says 'heh'
Syn snickers softly.
Syn takes roasted pig flesh from thin air.
Syn says 'w00!'
You giggle.
You say 'look it worked '
Asperix says 'all fixed?'
Syn nods solemnly.
Syn smiles happily.
You say 'told yah its like a puter'
Syn says 'thanx loth'
Asperix says 'heh'
You say 'reboot to fix things...kill yourself to fix things...'
You say 'works every time '
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You tell Mercatox 'And apparently it's a rabbit :)'
Mercatox tells you 'what you mean a rabbit?'
You tell Mercatox 'Race: rabbit'
You tell Mercatox 'hehe'
Mercatox tells you '.......'
Mercatox tells you 'lol'
Mercatox tells you 'It looks like a bear though!'
You tell Mercatox 'It's a big rabbit :)'
Mercatox tells you 'lol'

Wenlin drinks milk from a Wenlin brew.
Wenlin says, 'mmm...tastes like me'

[Daehron]: the nomiki family tree is round...the just keep coming out, but from where, nobody knows.

You tell your group 'It would be a shame if Silvan ate us :)'

Silring says something that sounds like f*ck the elves, but you know thats not what he said, maybe he said i like pie.

Bjergar says oocly, 'life is so boring without osay. i turn it off, then it is just everyone sitting around, snickering occassionally.'

[Gimili]: Hey, add this to the quote file: "Mana? Real spellcasters use axes."

Moeve gossips 'I decide when is time to restore based on what a little hamster tells me'
Moeve gossips 'I heard Terloch uses a pet lizard and Salja she is weird, sheapparently talks to an eggplant'

Rajak offers to wack Kril over the head with a bag full of shards.
Type 'let Rajak wack me over the head with a bag of shards' to let him.

Aura question 'sooo what do i do with entrails?'

Wenlin says, 'So all the dragons flew down to the village, burned down the buildings, raped the corn, and ate the women.'
You bat your eyelashes.
Wenlin says, '...to make strange dragon-corn hybrids, you know'

[Salja]: Shakita tells you 'send me a tell please'

Rapheal Thetwinkfromhell a human with white hair and black eyes, is here.

Kenthar tells you 'I'll be sure to report any more dragon-related bugs'

[Jahron]: Ooh, a company! so scary... Look out! Its the band of idiots! Get your flamethrower or set up a trap.
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(From an interview with Orion, for Mudplanet.org)

"I'll make you a deal - I'll give you my RL name if you give Ntanel an enema."

Self-explanatory.

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[Mandrake]: slow down, I'm trying to think of good sexist retorts to that question.

Moeve asks, 'is chade alive?'
You ask, 'is that a rhetorical question?'

Shakita tells you 'send me a tell please'

You say, 'i suck at naming special weapons'
You snicker softly.
Dionae says, 'Call it..'
Dionae sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'its a broadsword'
Dionae says, 'sweet, fluffy death'
Dionae snickers softly.
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
Dionae says, 'You wield sweet fluffy death in your left hand.'
Dionae smiles happily.
You say, 'l creature'
You say, '<left-hand wield> sweet, fluffy death'


Dionae says, 'There should be a group of like.. assassins...'
You snicker softly.
Dionae says, 'Called "The Band of Idiots"'

[Ariadne]: By the end, it's just going to be: You see pretty trees. It is light and mysterious here. Just keep walking.
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Tilal moos at you.  What could that possibly mean!?
Tilal says, 'you are getting very sleepy.'
Tilal says, 'sleeeeepy....'
You fall down laughing.
Tilal says, 'you are getting horny... '
Tilal says, 'Horny...'
Tilal grins playfully.

Olan quotes 'Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.'
Drog quotes 'Plenty in my toilet and plenty in my sink'

[Moeve]: please please can you do board penalties note list for me a minute please
[Moeve]: what do you notice?
[Boon]: salja nochan's a lot of people

Kenthar tells you 'Kenthar is a strange dragon-turned-human, only Wenlin is supposed to look like an elf, so NEVER CAST THAT SPELL ON ME AGAIN'

Laul answers 'I would like a faerie hooter  burger'

Arigan raises an eyebrow inquisitively.
Jupicia lowers Arigan's eyebrow.

Arigan yells 'GET YOUR ASS HERE...'
Arigan coughs loudly.
Arigan says, 'I mean good day.'

Henron yells 'LETS SMOKE SOME SEAWEED!!!'
Henron puffs some smoke outa his mouth from seaweed (he really is like Patrick isnt he?)mmm the cravin.

Henron takes his fork and butter puts his table cloth around him and yells, 'PIZZA!'

Pokuto blows a whistle and a cow comes from no place at all and ******splats****** Pokuto.

Pokuto listens to the hamster and wiggles his but and wait FULL MOON IS OUT EARLY!!!

Pokuto gossips 'lets have a contest who has the best mount.....after alot of finking i came up with the answer it is********MY HAMSTER!!!*********i won 999999999gold

Pokuto gossips 'come see the freak and pretty show i got the hamster i got those icky ancients come to center of stonegate to see em'


Tanith asks, 'what the hell is going on here?'
Dionae asks, 'Party?'
You say, 'we're having the hamster dance.'
Pokuto says, 'come see the show'
Salja dances with the hamster.
Tanith dances wildly before you!
local> Doobedeedadeede do-do, deeedah de-de-do..


Drakhen says oocly, 'I'll be damned if I listen to bad poetry from an eggplant again by choice.'

[Anchelsis]: Mixing is fine if you stay within family groups.


[Aequitas]: What exactly is a chortle?
[Aequitas]: Sounds like a bloody pokemon
[Salja]: no its a social
[Salja]: if you dont understand it then screw you aeq
[Aequitas]: Watch out Chortle is evolving into Chortlimimon!!!

[Salja]: eat me
[Vesper]: Only if you glaze yourself in pineapples.

You yell 'byebye dorkass'
You yell 'i mean hun'
Xaneros yells 'bye hunass! I mean dork!'

You gossip 'I think I know what that means, but I just woke up so... um... okay.'
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The creators of Accursed Lands posted some of their more amusing quotes from their channels and I'll post them here as well

Our friendly code-staff at work:


Kuzman says "I attempt to pilfer Sirius's head, but I failed."

Kali says "I read we could get a little whore store going."

Xotl says "I have for the most part, not eaten most of the pets I have not been that attached to."

[wiz] Luc: Stop echoing Poptarts.  He scares me.

[wiz] Xotl: it's true, I have a conehead.

Zillia says "This would be immensely funny to log and post, but there's been too much wang reference."

Luc says "If my kid turns out like me, I think I'll shoot him in the back of the head."

Kuzman tells you, "Auto bug solver upon initialization!  Moon-crucifix power.... make-up!"

Luc says "If he responds to this, I will clone a tank and drive it over him repeatedly."

Eazine says "Where croc wee in this?  Not good stoo without croc wee."

Eazine tells you, "THIS is what happens when I switch windows to talk about scantily-clad cheesecake snake women..."

Eazine says "'Of course it's good silk!  It came out of my own rear!'."

Luc says "Might also make a good substitute for Cheez Whiz for purposes of application to undergarments."

Zillia exclaims "I eat cats!"

Xotl says in Edder, "Anyhow, we can shun numbnuts and barf later."

Eazine says "You know, if you collected enough shed tarantula exoskeletons, you could make a REALLY disturbing hat."

Zillia tells you, "Yeah, urinal confections always brighten up one's day."

Eazine says "It'd be like a portable organic maxi pad."

Crimson says "We're all such dorks."


Xotl says "There, now, do not use your newfound powers for the good of evil."

Xotl moves his hips slightly, winces on the right side of his face, and lets out a perky fart that just says "Hello! Here I am!"

Crimson says "I should go to sleep.  Unfortunately, that involves standing up."

Xotl asks "How come I can't smell your fish?"

"As in, will I need to make any extra lines at the top so the game doesn't go 'aaack, what is thaaat, get it awaaay!' and scream like a girl?"

[errors] Karri: (Karri) Error logged to /log/catch  *No arguments here, at least until I have had tea.

[wiz] Karri: all urine.

Kuzman says "It would appear you are plein de pooh."

Crimson says "You can't take getting hunted down properly when your pursuer starts farting."

Eazine says:         @FART_D-\>add_non_farter("eazine")
[wiz] Eazine passes Kuzman a colon.

You tell ICname(OOCname), "May I smell you for a second?"

[wiz] Luc: this message was typed with Luc's nose.

[chat] Ratzo: time to release the colon cobras!

Eazine says "Feel free to move it, lock it, make me say 'FART!', whatever."

Luc says "Or, if it's so elegant, maybe "haque" would be a better term."

Kuzman starts levitating a censorship bar.

[wiz] Kuzman: Anyways, so to continue the story, I assume you died in a fiery plane crash and were resurrected by some dark force to serve an inscrutable but undeniably evil purpose.

Zillia says "Never mind, he's reverted to SCREAM... SCREAM... SCREAM..."

Xotl says "Was waiting for you to go "Where am I missing a colon?"  and I was going to say "At the end of your intestines"  it would have been funny and we would have both laughed, but you got a step ahead of me."

Xotl says "Oh, sorry, I should have farted *first* and waved *after*."

Kali asks "Do you have any idea how hard it is to fit a three foot hair into a gatoraide bottle?"

Kuzman tells you, "Stuff me in a box and burn me, I don't care to know the particulars."

Xotl says "He was getting upset cause I was distracting him from emoting that he was beaming love towards the new dragon eggs, an event that only happened every 3 months so he had to make sure he showed lots of love and got a dragon."

[chat] Eventine tends to bury any alien artifacts he finds, just to ensure the government doesn't hold up his projects.

[wiz] Crimson applauds the amazing Dancing Maggot.

Crimson says "I read that as Xotl requesting the kilt to be lemony-fresh."

Luc says "Area-effect spells are on my todo list, but they're somewhere around #20 along with the Hobbit Beating Room."

Zillia says "Xotl and I have concluded that she smokes lingering, smelly farts."

Kuzman waits patiently for a smack on the head.

Luc says "No, I'd rather waste precious coding time chatting and making bad wang jokes."

Kuzman says "Add that line and die."


And the favorite:

Xotl ponders if these types of things are normal for other muds too.
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And also a pinch of quotes from the player channels:

[Zarlawick] Emu laxative?

[Unknown] Can you get a gallon of milk from a guineapig?

[Corannie] I am the dog of dyslexic spelling

[Capone] Who knows. They could've been malignant toe nails to begin with.

[Abyssus] ye must attack thy nutts as far as i know

[Becca] "RUN FROM THE EGGS! THEY ARE ONLY WHITE AND NOT COLOURED!!!

[Ergot] that is not just any muffin, that is the muffin spoken about in all the prophecies.
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hope nobody will turn THIS one into what my previous joke was turned

*** Shaolong's Museum of Weirdos ***

Gostix chats 'But...but....I'm unique! I'm microwavable!'

Alyenora chats '*kicks Tians most precious body part*'
Tian chats '*massages his tongue*'
Alyenora chats 'I just got ditched..but its okay cause Im with a PANDA!!!'
Shaolong chats 'ugh.I hate pandas.I even got a mouse pad with a panda on it.'
Alyenora chats 'Why do you need it if you hate them ??*boggles*'
Shaolong chats 'Its such a pleasure to ride over its MONSTROUS face every time I move my mouse !!!'

Tian chats 'For things like marriage, I trust my own magical balls...'
Talmie chats 'You got balls Tian ? I remember seeing you running from a little bahamut yesterday !'
Tian chats 'Yes... eye balls...'

Kinkathra chats 'i'd sing... but i'd probly kill everyone from shock and fear'

These are just notes which were written,when imms teleported to me :

Iliana rips you open and steps inside.

Conran sneaks up behind you and yells 'HI!' in your ear.

(gives me some strange ideas about their mentalstate )
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Wink

Its not fair...you guys get so many quotes! I've got....3? 4? Oh well, here they are:


Boon needs to get a life.
Neia needs to get some fish.

Packmaster Terrace tells the house 'hrm... we have three different color schemes on our titles..'

Bjergar asks Tiramar, 'Can I have your pants?'
Dionae asks Bjergar, 'You want someone's pants?'
Bjergar says to Dionae, 'I feel like my body is frail... lacking of a strong constitution.'


Someone makes a skeleton say 'hey Rallos...you wanna "do it" right here? '.
Someone makes rallos say 'Sure!'.
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[Leowyn]: hehehe I am not evil I swear it.

Kirtar gossips 'Hey, Salja, miss my handsomeness?'

Henron question 'what does a dark sword do?'
Someone answers 'with any luck it hits things'

Wenlin eats a flawed blue leaf.
Wenlin looks very uncomfortable.
Wenlin turns slightly green, but it passes.
Wenlin says, 'mmm...'

Wenlin asks, 'can you make my last name Googlybear, Dionae?'
You bat your eyelashes.
You ask, 'Googlybear?'
Wenlin says, 'yes'
You shake your head.
Wenlin says, 'its an honorable name in my hometown'

Pokuto gossips 'if anyone wants to pat or hug my hamster come to center it is trained it wont bite :)'
[Salja]: pokuto is REALLY wierd
[Salja]: he gets the wierd award
[Dwenn]: I just made his hamster bite him.

[Dwenn]: Boon can suck my eggplant.

Dwenn gossips 'Flattery will get you nowhere...try bribery.'

An eggplant does its happy dance as only a truly happy eggplant can.

An eggplant seduces Laul into following the vegetable of truth...

Dionae shows off her sexy boots.
Laul would steal them if they wernt high heeled.
Pokuto shows off his sexy Hamster.

[An eggplant]: You never let me start ANY cults!

An eggplant gossips 'Secret of life #1: Happiness is being purple and gourdshaped.'

[Anchelsis]: Well we cannot choose what we are born into.  I didn't decide to be a homicidal...oh wait, I did.  *maniacal laugh*

Drakhen says oocly, 'A drunk hobo on halloween who was ambushed by giant scandinavians with flourescent kool-aid dyed skin pushed him down, he broke his skull, and his clothes got dirty?'
An eggplant raises its hand and smites Drakhen!
Drakhen is blown out of its boots and right onto its butt!
An eggplant says, 'Shut up.'
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You say 'RIBBIT MORON !'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks you with a huge claw, sending you flying!
..Everything begins to fade to black. You feel yourself leaving your body.
Rising up into the air, you feel more free than you have ever felt before...

You say 'RIBBIT'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks you with a huge claw, sending you flying!
..Everything begins to fade to black. You feel yourself leaving your body.
Rising up into the air, you feel more free than you have ever felt before...


the froghemoth smacks Lagash with a huge claw, sending him it flying!
Lagash is DEAD!!
Lagash hits the ground ... DEAD.


Takas says 'RIBBIT MORON !'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks Takas with a huge claw, sending him it flying!
Takas is DEAD!!
Takas catches its guts in its hands as they pour through its fatal wound!

You say 'YOURE JUST FREAKING RIBBIT MOB !!!!'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks you with a huge claw, sending you flying!
..Everything begins to fade to black. You feel yourself leaving your body.
Rising up into the air, you feel more free than you have ever felt before...


*evil grin* I hate Lag , and Takas is my ISP !
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Hell
As if picked up by the scruff of your neck by a mighty hand, you find
yourself unceremoniously dumped at a strange gateway. Here is the
place which will determine your fate. Whether you will be sent back
to life as you once knew it, or proceed onto a far more bleak pathway.
The time has come for you to plead your case and await judgement for the
crimes that have been placed upon your head. Speak wisely and choose
your words carefully, for your testimony will be written in the ledgers
of the Gods, and will determine the path you will ultimately travel.
L|J(_)
) | (") (
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)' (' | \ /\/ ) (.
(' ),) | _W_ (,)' ).
Exits: none
(Magical) A mystical spring flows majestically from a glowing circle of blue.
A fountain of fresh blood flows in the corner.
A chalkboard filled with scratchings and notations hangs in the air.
A sign providing you with information stands here.
A demon imp hovers nearby...drooling constantly with a fiendish grin.
(ATTACKER) Ieyasu the hellish one sits here with you.


This is what happens to people who kill their own alts..
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