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Old 09-18-2002, 05:01 AM   #81
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Aethal intones solemnly, ' I say what I think I say, when I think I have something to say...More I can not say
Fyjit blinks innocently at Aethal.
Fyjit says to Aethal, 'for once, you have confused me.'
You ask, 'Only once?'
You grin playfully.

Ezahdimusz tells you 'ack! psychotic pixies!'

[Moeve]: btw how are you?
[Aequitas]: I'm good thanx, on holidays waiting for surgery, how about yourself?
[Moeve]: your lung is collapsed and you are good?
[Aequitas]: Percoset, does wonders

*[99] Chade umm tings he forgot his brain somewhere.

-[81] Dorrin Vorash, the K in KABOOM, the Ooo in WHoooooooosH!

[Galdorf]: heh
[Vesper]: GALDORF!!!!!!!!
[Galdorf]: Yeah?
[Vesper]: nothin...just like the name "Galdorf" in pink caps.
[Galdorf]: Who doesn't?
[Vesper]: lol
[Someone]: too bad I took out blinking from the color code
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: That'd be insane
[Someone]: we could have DAEHRON KILLED GALDORF in blinking pink caps

[Vesper]: I want to restring my weapons so they say, "stale french bread"

Dorrin quotes 'You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.'

Someone gossips 'ok, one more copyover...'
Dorrin answers 'Approved.'
Someone gossips 'if it doesn't work this time, I won't do another...'
Someone has restored you.
Clouds of multi-colored smoke billow out over the landscape covering everything...
%%% Disconnected from server.
[Chade]: I guess it didn't work...:P
[Dionae]: hehe
Someone gossips 'I shall now not attempt to be funny...no more copyovers, or crashes...'
Dorrin answers 'kaboom'
Martith answers 'that was... interesting'
Nash gossips 'that hurt... I take it it didnt work?'
Dorrin answers 'what was trying to be done? :D'
Someone gossips 'no, it didn't work'
[Rhoran]: hehehe didnt go as planned?
Someone gossips 'I was trying to get blinking bold magenta text so I could more properly mock Galdorf'

[Vesper]: Cerridwen...
[Vesper]: Ditch Rhoran. Marry me.
[Cerridwen]: heh
[Cerridwen]: last time i checked i was marrying Mercatox :p
[Vesper]: *looks around for Laran*
[Dionae]: lol
[Cerridwen]: im tellin!
[Vesper]: Oh, well, whatever his name is
[Cerridwen]: you just want me for chortie
[Vesper]: I think it's the other way around.
[Vesper]: You want me for half my stuff
[Cerridwen]: that and the fact that i have killer legs
[Cerridwen]: *wink wink*
[Vesper]: hmmmm
[Vesper]: Yea, well, I have killer...
[Vesper]: ...eyebrows.
[Vesper]: Nice retort, Rich...nice..
[Vesper]: blah
[Vesper]: back to my tea
[Cerridwen]: its true...i was walking and suddenly my legs started running and trying to kick this random person walking by
[Vesper]: this stuff is awesome, by the way, and I highly suggest it..
[Vesper]: "Black Raven Tea"
[Cerridwen]: if it isnt Chai i dont want it :p
[Vesper]: you just wanted to randomly kick someone?
[Cerridwen]: what did you get ****y at your flock of birds and have them ground into tea?
[Vesper]: no, no...this stuff is amazing
[Vesper]: tho
[Vesper]: that's a good idea
[Dionae]: hehe
[Cerridwen]: no it wasnt me i swear...my legs...are killers...damn things

[Vesper]: you're like that chick from James Bond...who wrapped her legs around guys heads and snapped their necks...
[Vesper]: evil...
[Cerridwen]: *grin*
[Vesper]: All women. Evil. It's official. After playing here, I see what really goes on in your heads.
[Vesper]: Death.
[Vesper]: Destruction.
[Vesper]: Pain.
[Vesper]: Torture.
[Vesper]: Anguish.
[Vesper]: I'm a teddy bear compared to you.
[Cerridwen]: thats all before lunch :)
[Vesper]: AND on a good day!
[Cerridwen]: heh yah a teddy bear with razor toes and foaming at the mouth maybe
[Vesper]: *cackle*
[Vesper]: Hey, look, I don't foam at the mouth
[Vesper]: ....anymore.
[Cerridwen]: oh got that fixed?
[Vesper]: Yes...the nice doctor gave me a bunch of pills and fixed that whole 'murderous rage' thing
[Cerridwen]: silly thing :)
[Vesper]: He suggested mudding if I ever felt the urge coming back.
[Vesper]: so far, it's worked.
[Cerridwen]: ahhh i understand

Vesper gives you a pigpole with LARAN's name on it.
You bat your eyelashes.
You ask, 'A pigpole?'
Vesper says, 'From the sick and twisted mind of...I have no idea who.'
You snicker softly.
Vesper says, 'Best I get rid of it now.'
Vesper says, 'If Laran saw it..'
You say, 'I don't get it...'
Vesper says, 'I'm toast.'
You say, 'hehe'
Vesper says, 'I don't even know what a pigpole is.'
You say, 'Neither do I...'
Vesper asks, 'Is it used by pigs for pole vault?'
Vesper asks, 'Fishing?'
You say, 'Um..'
Vesper sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'Possibly'
Vesper is making zero sense.
You ask, 'Do you ever make sense?'
Vesper gasps in astonishment.
Vesper says, 'My god...'
Vesper exclaims, 'I never do!!'
Vesper runs away in utter terror!
You hear Vesper hrm.
Vesper says, 'That's not healthy.'
You snicker softly.

Genki gossips 'Timbo is back?!?'
Timbo gossips 'I left?'

Darras gossips 'Quite a strange word. However, the other day a man told me he'd kick my ass. I don't even have a donkey. That's rather strange...'

Loric tells you 'Can I give RPP for converting my stallion into a dragon?'
You tell Loric 'Um.. I don't know if you can have a dragon, cause there's only one in the realms :)'
Loric tells you 'There is the dragon of wisdom and then there is Boon yes?'
Loric tells you 'Or at least he says he's a dragon.'
You tell Loric 'Mm.. Boon says he's a Boon :)'
You tell Loric 'Don't ask me what a boon is though...'
Loric tells you 'He came down and said he was a dragon. I didn't believe him though, until he made a lot of them and they killed everyone.'
You tell Loric 'hehe'

Shados gossips 'looking to duel'
Timbo gossips 'Looking for free money.'
Desparin gossips 'Looking for slightly used flesh, preferrably alive.'
Darras gossips 'Looking for a smile, and a few kind words.'
Timbo gossips '*checks his torso*. Used? Yep. Alive? Yep. *runs and hides*'

Nash question 'what species can use pretty pink tights? =/'
Boon answers 'what speices would want to'

Kilfer answers 'and if you join a house try your hardest not to be outcasted, It sucks so bad it is not even funny.'
Dorrin answers 'yeah. but its easy not to be outcasted, just dont spit, flip off, or totally disrespect your comrades, commanding people, and the duke you directly serve.'
Kilfer answers 'yeah what he said i did it and look at me :P'

[Dwenn]: Must resist urge to smack self in head with tack hammer...
[Chade]: tack hammer, be a man use a 12lb sledge
[Dwenn]: It broke, and a tack hammer has a chance to impale.
[Chade]: then use a drill, requires more nerve
[Tinarith]: it broke? *giggle*
[Tinarith]: pneumatic nail gun.....do it right
[Chade]: dwenn has a thick skull
[Dwenn]: With a hole saw or a wood bit?
[Chade]: the hole blade of course
[Dwenn]: Brb...
[Chade]: that way you can cap it up and be an amusement at parties
[Dwenn]: * sounds of a laboring electric motor in the background*
[Chade]: and years after your gone someone can find it add a little umbrella and straw and make marguiritas
[Dwenn]: Now the drill won't come out...The bit seized and the drill has no reverse.
[Tinarith]: now you can use the tack hammer to sink it
[Chade]: ok, I've done this before...
[Dwenn]: Brb...I have to find my hacksaw...
[Chade]: put the bit in a vise grip on the bench and pull away
[Tinarith]: i like chade's way better...airport security the way it is now, my way would hold you up longer
[Dwenn]: No can do...I'm using the vise grips to hang myself from the ceiling fan by my earlobes
[Chade]: earlobes? amateur vise to the nipple piercings!
[Tinarith]: ackkkkkkk
[Dwenn]: My nipples popped off...
[Dionae]: ew..
[Dwenn]: And you don't even want to know about the twig and berries
[Dwenn]: Ya know, this is kinda fun...'Cept that damn cord for the drill is *cough* wrapping *wheeze* my throa...
[Tinarith]: you look nice in blue :)
[Dwenn]: *floating voice* I see a bright light!
[Tinarith]: go to it!!!
[Dwenn]: *floating voice* Is that...grandma?!?!?!
[Tinarith]: is she dead?
[Dwenn]: *floating voice* AHH!!!!! Its Legion!
[Tinarith]: hate it when that 'bright light' turns out to be the fires of hell.....

-[37] Sinder Blackhand, slightly toasted

-[15] Keit Floating peacefully, until he hits a bird.

[Galdorf]: Wanna know the secret I go by to see if people get let in my house?
[Jahron]: What?
[Dwenn]: The 'you must not be this tall sign'?
[Galdorf]: If they talk like this 'can i join steelforge brigade'
[Rhoran]: hehehe that works good
[Galdorf]: They're not in
[Galdorf]: If they say 'I'd like to speak with you about entry'
[Rhoran]: you need to be able drink more ale then Galdorf.
[Galdorf]: They're in
[Jahron]: Dwarves actually can talk like that?
[Galdorf]: It's tells, man
[Dwenn]: Some of us can speak french
[Jahron]: Tells can be IC, OOC
[Jahron]: You bastard.
[Rhoran]: lol
[Jahron]: Someone forces you to 'tell galdorf I'd like to speak with you about entry'.
[Galdorf]: holy ####
Zooka gossips '*snicker*'
Dorrin answers 'eep!'
[Rhoran]: dont know my dwarf if I had one. would be like.... Lets get bloody wasted and kill some greenskins
Galdorf gossips 'sweet jesus'
[Jahron]: Oh, wait
[Dionae]: hehe
[Jahron]: it was a force all?
[Jahron]: Hahahahahahahaha
Darras gossips 'What?!'
[Someone]: yes it was a force all
[Someone]: well for mortals force #

[Jahron]: Whenever is this throwing system going to be completed, and I'm just curious... How the hell is the alchemists going to use a dart?
[Jahron]: a blowpipe?
[Dwenn]: There gonna shoot it out of their golems ass
[Jahron]: Alright.
[Jahron]: =P

[Galdorf]: wow
[Jahron]: What?
[Someone]: god I amuse myself today
[Jahron]: ?
[Galdorf]: Vesper and Jahron are in.
[Someone]: for mortals pecho galdorf # tells you 'Hello, I'm interested in joining your forces, what do I need to do?'
[Galdorf]: Oh
[Galdorf]: I hate you.
[Jahron]: Hahahahahaha.
[Vesper]: I'm in what now?
[Galdorf]: Deep ####.
[Vesper]: As usual
[Vesper]: Why this time?
[Someone]: for mortals pecho galdorf # tells you 'I'm short, I have a hairy ass, and can baa like a sheep, do I qualify?'
[Galdorf]: Thanks.
[Galdorf]: That's much appreciated.
[Someone]: sorry, hehe
[Dwenn]: You're not sorry...
[Galdorf]: Damn you imms.
[Vesper]: lol
[Someone]: actually, no, you're right, I'm not
[Jahron]: -Snicker.-
[Galdorf]: What the hell are hip waders?
[Someone]: full-length rubber boots/pants
[Someone]: you use them to trap the sheep!
[Dwenn]: Tall boots which know whats going down
[Someone]: for mortals pecho galdorf # tells you 'I've got my own hip waders, and my head is flat for use as a coaster..'
[Someone]: sorry Galdorf, I'm just in one of those moods today
[Galdorf]: meh

[Vesper]: it bothers me when people ask me questions and they add, ????????, at the end.

[Vesper]: hrm...anybody hiring?
[Jahron]: No.
[Jahron]: =]
[Vesper]: Experienced house leader. Good with people. =)
[Vesper]: don't think that is going to fly in my job search...hrm...
[Jahron]: So change the words around.
[Tilal]: technically it is leadership expirience
[Jahron]: Charistimic. Easy to talk to.
[Tilal]: and in a way.. personel management
[Jahron]: Excuse the spelling.
[Dionae]: Just con some young Baron into gambling away all his fortune and then take over his barony when he dies...
[Vesper]: =) Not a bad idea, Dionae...
[Dionae]: It worked once :)
[Vesper]: I think the people down in Manhattan might laugh at me and have me arrested...but worth tryin' out, hehe.

John question 'can i hide durring battle?'
Aval answers 'No'
Cerridwen answers 'no...after you engage you are not hidden anymore'
You answer 'No.. you could try, but I think at that point, they know you're there :)'
[Cerridwen]: rofl
[Cerridwen]: you think?
[Cerridwen]: "who's attacking me? is it that hidden dude over there?"
[Dionae]: hehe
[Cerridwen]: cant be because he's hiding!

Timbo says, 'Laul holds the record for most wives killed.'
Timbo nods sagely.
Laul nods in enthusiastic agreement with Timbo.

Wenlin shouts 'The Blue Caps declare war on the ///s!'
Timbo shouts 'All ///s shall die!'

[Cerridwen]: i need to get married and have a kid already
[Rhoran]: why?
[Dionae]: hehe
[Rhoran]: I am married hehehe I think still am hehe
[Cerridwen]: so i can have an heir
[Rhoran]: you got a sister for an heir
[Cerridwen]: true
[Rhoran]: I doubt any Tel'Aros that havent been hung or burned or piked left for me to have an heir
[Tinarith]: i hear vesper's available again ;)
[Vesper]: Hey
[Vesper]: wait
[Vesper]: I thought we had a kid!!!???
[Rhoran]: he is marrying laran dont want used goods
[Vesper]: DON'T DENY IT.
[Cerridwen]: chortie doesnt count
[Vesper]: what???
[Cerridwen]: we're not married...he's a bastard
[Cerridwen]: i am the only bastard in this family thank you
[Vesper]: Hey, you made him.
[Cerridwen]: you helped
[Vesper]: I just supplied the necessary tools.
[Vesper]: I didn't tell you how to use them.
[Cerridwen]: he's half you
[Vesper]: is not
[Vesper]: he's all you.
[Cerridwen]: is too
[Cerridwen]: he's half vespietized
[Vesper]: he looks nothing like me...in fact...he looks more like... Galdorf.
[Cerridwen]: ...
[Vesper]: I knew it.
[Vesper]: You slept with the dwarf.
[Jahron]: Guys, keep it in tells? We don't want to hear family business.
[Jahron]: Thank you.
[Rhoran]: hehehe as long as doesnt look like me.. already got desparin saying I am sleeping with cerri hehehe
[Laran]: ?
[Cerridwen]: um no
[Rhoran]: dont need more saying it hehe
[Vesper]: how could you? =)
[Laran]: am I the only house leader who is a virgin?
[Cerridwen]: cerri is heh
[Rhoran]: I am married :)
[Vesper]: Vesper's a virgin.
[Dionae]: hehe
[Rhoran]: :coughs: Bullsh#@$#$#
[Cerridwen]: *read the story board ho*
[Vesper]: hey now
[Vesper]: heh
[Laran]: and winged monkeys fly out of my arse

Zooka gossips 'Are you sorry Silma for trying to put the poor Nixie people into turmoil by killing their only King and Queen?'
Silma gossips 'yes, but they had such pretty stuff o-o'

-[28] Hyalin, Master of All Underneath His Fingernails

Darras question 'What is TMS?'
Timbo answers 'Timbo's Mighty Sword, of course'
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Old 10-08-2002, 12:53 PM   #82
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Because its been a while

You say, 'hey, that stuff was worth MONEY'
Timbo is worth more money.
Wenlin wonders if you can see my smote?
Timbo can
Wenlin thinks you're silly.
Timbo wakes up and rests on a thick, exotic rug.
Timbo does the silly walk all around the room. he *is* silly.

Kamon gossips 'to bed'

Nash's group:
[ Elf ] Anddrew 1987/2000 hp 1618/2185 mana 942/ 942 mv
[ Elf ] Wenlin 1596/1596 hp 2084/2185 mana 827/ 827 mv
[ Elf ] Nash 1925/1925 hp 1025/2187 mana 835/ 835 mv
Nash tells the group 'ooo'
You tell your group 'the elven mages'
You tell your group 'our mana is all the same'
Nash tells the group 'we all have almost the same mana'
You tell your group 'I said it first!'
Nash tells the group 'I said more'
Nash tells the group 'hence I started typing first >)'
Anddrew tells the group 'Darn you Nash, you mess the whole thing up because you have 2 more.'

(Terloch) Another note on changes
[ 66] Terloch: new necromancer spell
Date: Thu Sep 12 21:42:44 2002
To: all
================================================== =========================
Necromancers will also be getting a new cute and cuddly spell called maggots.

Nash answers 'can you eat them?'

Dorrin says oocly, 'use osay for talk about levels.'
You ask, 'Is this ground completely level?'
You say, 'I don't think this ground is level'
Dorrin says to you, 'Its kinda slanted from all those fat women walking through'

Tymir gossips 'ROFL, dude... I am gonna have to make a warrior now... *cackles*'
Dorrin gossips 'With clay?'
You gossip 'I prefer magic clay, not as messy'

Nash says to Tinarith, 'I only have cookies'
Gretan says to Nash, 'Kintara has cookies'
Gretan says to Nash, 'she showed me her cookies, they were nummy '

- Aethal stupid titles! YaDulcJaB

Timbo answers 'i can speak minotaurian, here is how you say 'Hello my name is bob.': moomooo moooo moomoomoo mooo moo.'

Nash tickles you with his ears - ho ho ho.

Nash an elf with auburn hair and violet eyes, is here.
You say to Nash, 'Your hair is all burned'
Nash says, 'yours is all metally'

You say to Nash, 'Your hair is all burned'
Nash nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.
Nash says to you, 'all AUburned'

Thorgoth question 'well?'
Morrian answers 'yes very'
Thorgoth question 'what word?'
Morrian answers 'that one, with the thing'

Daegen gossips '3000000000 on santa claus' head'
Kenitu gossips 'Thats horrible Daegen'
Genki gossips 'quick someone make a character named santa claus'

- Hyalin, Master of All Underneath His Fingernails

Tordek quotes 'Wenlin hurls a (null) dirk blade at you and hits you smack on the head. Ouch! Wenlin exclaims to you, 'You've been nulled!''

Marixil quotes 'You drop 5000 silver coins. The Ancients give you one silver
coin for your sacrifice.'

You gossip 'The blue caps declare war on the goblins that attacked stonegate, and whoever hired them!'
Bastian gossips ''Da redheads declare war on Wenlin, because 'dhey 'dhink he's too cute as a blonde!'
You gossip 'My hair is silver, dolt'
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Old 10-17-2002, 01:49 AM   #83
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Breathe quotethread, BREATHE! He's gonna make it! He's gonna be ok!

Timbo hurls his eyes at YOU!

Glory gossips 'I never bought into a whip skill...'
Nash gossips 'okay'

You gossip 'Could someone bring us some pies or something?'
Talyl gossips 'I have no pies. and if I did... I wouldn't share.'

Tordek says, 'I gotta take banar out when i get pk'
Timbo says, 'i gotta take tordek out when i get pk'

Araltizario tells the group 'Aral: dun swet it wenlin, i love you!'
You kneel and romantically propose to Araltizario.
Araltizario graciously accepts the proferred apology.

Marixil quotes 'Yatta!'
Nash quotes 'datta fatta yatta bratta'

Daehron question 'First person to tell me the name of the lake in kisah wins a prize, no time limit here.'
Nash answers 'the kisah swimming pool?'
Christoph answers 'sea of reeds'
Kogroth answers 'Kisah Lake'

Someone answers 'you're invis'

You tell Bastian 'A space-bar and ctrl button died today!'
Bastian tells you 'Nice.'

Havilar auctions 'Start the bids at 10000 gold please.'
Cerridwen auctions '9k'

Xaneros gossips 'Anyone want to du-du-du-duel!'
Tiaeldi answers 'Feel the power of my blue-eyes!'
Nash quotes 'Tiaeldi Raibran a half-elf with auburn hair and brown eyes, is resting here.'

A thick grey fog covers this area, obscuring most everything from view.
A dragon(me) says 'Mmm, morsels that can't see anything. This'll be easy'.
A dragon(me) says '*Crunch* Mmm, that human tasted good. All muscley and stuff '.
Someone says, 'Whoohoo, Imma get eaten'

Someone says, ' the person throwing voices around is apperantly weak because I can tell someone is thrpwing the voices if it was stronger then I wouldn't be able to tell...'
Someone(me) makes a cold drake say 'Ooh, humans and elves and halflings all
together. I'll have myself a pie'.
Someone says, ' well that one might have been real hrm'

[ Dwarf ] Serf Moeve Rockbrain does not have rabies
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Old 11-12-2002, 11:42 PM   #84
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I've only got a few, but they're good. I can't believe no one else has quotes though.


- Tess Menartzy, the Magical Fishy! >-<>

Dorrin auctions 'A little side auction, that isnt really an auction as it is a request- Ill pay 500 gold for a teddy bear.'

Someone question 'whats a writ of enlightenment do please? no smart alec answers'
Dorrin answers 'writ of enlightenment is 1 practice. writ of MAJOR enlightenment is 1 train.'
Ulig question 'what do writs of enlightenment do?'
Dorrin answers 'writ of enlightenment is 1 practice. writ of MAJOR enlightenment is 1 train.'

Thynaril answers 'All these people celebrating Halloween, ya know what I get to do :/ sit in an ambulance all night, waiting for somethin to happen'
Daegen answers 'want me to beat some people up for ya?'

* Terloch, your fairy god-ogre.

Kahlin asks, 'Wow. That's three naked people. Are they all Tommy Lee...?'

Before you stands an ogre, granted, an ogre dressed as a fairy, and for some
reason wearing clothing that appears to be made for someone half his size. His
nearly eight foot frame is crammed into a plethora of pink and white hued garb
which clashes horribly with his dark green hair and bushy eyebrows.

The more you look at this ogre, you realize just how much of a sense of style
he has, a certain panache for color, pink and white are definitely his "thing",
the ensemble has that certain "je-ne-sais-quoi". The best word to describe it
is simply "Snap!".

Terloch is in excellent condition.

Terloch is using:
<worn on head> (Glowing) a pair of blonde pigtails
<worn on face> (Glowing) some sparkly glitter
<worn on ear> (Glowing) a star-shaped diamond earring
<worn on ear> (Glowing) a star-shaped diamond earring
<over the shoulder>(Glowing) a snappy white silk fluttering cape
<worn on shoulders>(Glowing) a pair of translucent itty bitty wings
<worn on torso> (Glowing) a pink satin vest
<worn on hands> (Glowing) a pair of pink and white sequined gloves
<held> (Glowing) a sparkly wand
<worn about waist> (Glowing) a white satin belt holding pink pouches of fairy
dust
<worn on legs> (Glowing) a pair of white satin tights
<worn on ankle> (Glowing) a pink velvet legwarmer
<worn on ankle> (Glowing) a pink velvet legwarmer
<worn on feet> (Glowing) a pair of white satin booties

Terloch is still terloch, he's just dressed like a fairy god-ogre, don't be stupid.

In a huge swirl of pink and white smoke, Terloch appears in a flash of sparkles.

A magical wooden hoist designed to keep a 520 pound ogre flying is here.

Terloch disappears with a snap of his fingers, leaving only a small trail of sparkles.

Marcus question 'r there sounds in this game?'
Nash answers 'if you hold down all the keys at once the computer makes a sound'
Trotz answers 'theres a little beep noise trhing when i connect'
Marcus gossips 'ugh, never mind.'
You tell Nash 'Hey, it DOES!'
Nash tells you 'what who huh?'
You tell Nash 'Nash answers 'if you hold down all the keys at once the computer makes a sound''
Nash tells you ''
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Ado Is Mojo Jojo!

Kiyoshi wants to run, collide, and explode.

Ripper Dies alot!

<Gocial> a statue of a statue of a statue of a statue of a statue of the head
of a chicken grins evilly.

<Gocial> someone hugs animated animated animated animated animated animated
head statue statue statue statue statue.

<Gocial> You stare daggers at a statue of a statue of a statue of a statue of a
statue of the head of a chicken, jabbing pins into its effigy.

>l spi
Big, hairy and full of venom...is it a spider or a militant feminist?

You say to Laul, 'Catch'
You hurl a frag grenade at Laul and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
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Old 02-18-2003, 04:44 PM   #86
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Just read a humorous post on my game's forums, and thought I'd share it with you.  



This is a true story... all names have been left out to protect... well heh to protect the Trader! This is hugely edited because the guild was slammed that eve..... Enjoy!

The air rings with the sound of a windchime, and you hear a man's voice announce, "Traveler Trader, seeking to enter the Bardic sanctuary!"

[Bards' Guild, Performance Hall]
Also in the room: Several Bards, an Empath, a Warrior Mage and the Trader

Trader exclaims, "Hulloo!"

Trader exclaims, "Wow, first time I've ever been in here!"

Trader asks, "Would any bards like a bauble for free?"

Trader says, "I have a couple baubles, and they are all music related."

Trader says, "I got buncha stuff I'd like to rid myself of too..."

Trader asks, "Hrm, dont suppose anyone is interested in a forester's crossbow or some nice boots?"

Bard says, "any lockpicks on you"

Trader says, "Sure I have master's, but those arent free."

Bard says, "how much are you selling them for"

Trader whispers, "4 gold each!"

Bard whispers to Trader- could I talk you down to 3 a piece if I buy several

Trader whispers, "I could sell you 3 for 1 plat, how is that?"

Trader whispers, "But dont tell anyone it was from me, I dont want to get in trouble!"

Bard whispers to Trader- Ill buy 3 plat worth at that price if you have them.

Trader whispers, "My dilemma really is, that I buy them for very close to 4 gold each... and I sell them on Ratha normally, where the Lirum is better... I try not to sell them too much in Crossing since I dont make a profit."

Trader frowns.

Bard ponders.

Trader asks, "Anyone interested in some boots?"

Trader flashes a wide grin.

Trader whispers, "My picks are Lockpick Pro carved, I've gotten very good responses on their quality... but doubtful it matters to most!"

Trader whispers, "Why dont you buy just one from me and see how it does?"

Trader's leather boots ask, "When do we hold him down for the marauders to kill him?"

Trader exclaims, "Whoa!"

Trader asks, "Did you hear my boots?"

Trader shakes his leather boots!

Bard asks, "your boots?"

Trader says, "Bard, I'll sell you 9 lockpicks for your price."
Odd, Trader's lips didn't seem to move.

Trader asks, "Whoa, did you hear me?"

Bard says, "wow thats great, I'll be right back."

Bard runs to bank to retrieve coin.

Trader wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Bard leans on Trader.
Trader gives Bard a playful poke in the ribs.

Trader exclaims, "That wasnt me, I swear!"

Bard asks, "wha?"

Trader babbles incoherently.

Trader says, "I dunno what came over me"

Trader scratches his head.

Bard asks, "you wouldnt back out of an offer would ya?"

Bard pouts.

Trader flails his arms about

Trader exclaims, "Im confused!"

Bard frowns at Trader.

Bard says, "I ran down there cause I thought we were making a deal"
Bard sighs.

Trader says, "Bard, what did I say? I swear, Im not me lately."

Trader says, "Im telling you, Im not me today."

Bard says, "you said youd sell me the lockpicks for the price we talked about"

Trader says, "I'm dealmaker Trader."
Odd, Trader's lips didn't seem to move.

Bard exclaims, "great!"
Trader says, "WHOA"

Trader asks, "I am?"

Trader says, "I dunno, but first my footwear was talking.."

Trader says, "Whu who ..."

Trader's scarlet scarf says, "Yes you are."

Bard shakes Trader's hand

Trader says, "AUGH"

Trader asks, "Hey, anyone hear me say that?"

Trader's sweeping cape says, "Even I knew that much."

Trader asks, "Wait, did anyone hear my scarf?"

Trader wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Empath says, "i'm gettin nervous bein in here now"

Bard asks, "hear what?"

Trader's yellow feedbag says, "You're going crazy. No one else can hear us."

Trader asks, "Augh, my clothes are talking now! Anyone here that?"

Bard blinks at Trader.
Trader flails his arms about.

Trader's yellow feedbag says, "I said you're going crazy. No one else can hear us."

Bard asks, "your clothes are talking?"

Warmie says, "least your pants aren't talking"

Bard peer quizzically at Trader

Bard says, "have you lost it"

Another Bard asks, "what are we supposed to be hearing?"

Trader exclaims, "Wait, my feedbag is talking now!"

Trader's eyes roll back in his head as his knees buckle causing him to collapse in a heap to the ground.

Trader's sweeping cape says, "No it's not. It's all in your head."

Bard asks, "have you been drinking?"

Trader moans. Trader wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Trader says, "Oh no, Im losing it.. I need some fresh air.. "
Trader says, "Oh yeah I need to make a deal too"

Trader asks, "Who was I dealing with?"

Trader mutters cryptically to himself.

Trader's chain greaves say, "Bard."

Trader says, "I need to make a deal and get some sleep"

Bard says, "drink less next time"

Trader stands up.
Bard grins at Trader

Bard asks, "we have a deal?"

Trader quietly says, "Im losing my mind..."
A tear runs down Trader's face.

Trader says, "I need to make a deal and hug a yak."
Odd, Trader's lips didn't seem to move.

Trader says, "Yea, I need to make a yak and hug a deal

Bard says, "youve had way to much to drink"

Bard says, "lets make the deal quick Trader... I gotta catch the boat"

Coins and Lockpicks are exchanged.

Trader says, "Whew.. I hope my clothes dont start talking to me again..."

Trader says, "Bye everyone, sorry for going insane in front of everyone."

Bard says, "you look pale"

Trader blanches.

Trader goes east.
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Old 03-19-2003, 08:00 PM   #87
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Some of these I saw, others some people sent me. By other people I mean Roland...Thanks big guy.



You ask, 'Anyone feel like being dumb?'
In sauril, Rhohador says 'sure'
You raise your hand and smite Rhohador!
Rhohador is blown out of his boots and right onto his butt!
You ask, 'Anyone else?'



Nash says a few words in language you don't understand.
You raise an eyebrow inquisitively.
Nash raises an eyebrow inquisitively.
You say, 'Fargin elf speak.'
Nash asks, 'HKlllutotot?'
You say, 'Fargin idiot speak.'
Nash nods sagely.



Footman Cadineal tells the house 'I wouln't hesitate to spook children with the awesome power of the Heron.'



Cal Ifragilisticexpealidocius, adventurer of the realm



[Daehron]: heya dwenn
[Dwenn]: Holy **** am I vis?
[Llywarch]: Yeah, been so for a few hours
[Llywarch]: well.. 1 hour and 45 minutes at least
[Daehron]: Every time you pop in, you write a note about rpp point awarding...then disappear for a few months
[Dwenn]: Silly me...Well I'll have to kill you all now
[Dwenn]: Actually I'm on for 15+ hours a day. I just stay wizi and ignore all of you
[Laran]: heh




The Hall of Parath [Room 27903]
A tall arched ceiling ripples down the hall like a giant spine hewn from
the dark black stone. The floor is flat and finished to a shiny surface
that would seem slippery if not for the feel of your feet. There are no
windows or doors, the smell of a wood fire fills the air, as does the
strange red light.

[Exits: north south]
( 3) An unfinished quarried schist stone weighing two stones is here, waiting to be worked.
A chunk of chalcopyrite ore weighing two stones is here.
A chunk of pyrrhotite ore weighing one stone is here.
A small dark brown pony stands here.
Daehron Orbad'hal an ogre with white hair and yellow eyes, is here.

You raise an eyebrow inquisitively.
Daehron points at the ground.
Daehron gives a shout from his left head, ' lotsuh schist fo' yuus.
You say, 'Nice.'
Daehron grins, bearing his filed teeth.
You say, 'Make sure you smelt it.'
Daehron boggles at the concept.
You say, 'Ya know, smelt the schist out of it.'
Daehron gives a shout from his left head, ' whoi wuuld Oi'm meltin' schist?
You say, 'So you can make the ultimate alloy.'
You say, 'Craptanium.'
Daehron asks, 'craptanium?'
Daehron asks, 'howso?'
Daehron asks, 'schist and mandrakite?'
Daehron grins playfully.
You say, 'No Schist and a buttery ear of corn.'
Daehron says, 'schist and shaitrecum'
Daehron boggles at the concept.
You say, 'Oh yeah and Shaitrecum.'



(Green instead of Terlochs trademark yellow text) If there's anyone who's not thrown a vote in, we need 7 to close to within 100 of 5th place...
[Dwenn]: green?
[Someone]: deception, heh
[Dwenn]: you clever girl
[Dwenn]: *screams as a velociraptor dives from the bushes beside him and quickly eviscerates him!*



Vassal Someone tells the house 'FINALLY wooooo'
You tell your house: 'yes. Long have we waited for the wooooooo'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Bless the totems... bless them!'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'haha'
Footman Cadineal tells the house '?'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Oo..that definitly was not a WOOO...'
Footman Someone tells the house 'What happened?'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'My sap went up. And then i missed and Malkuth's blast of energy did unbelievable damange and blinded me. *cackle*'
Footman Someone tells the house 'And you're happy??'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Happy about the sap going up.'
You tell your house: 'Its drug related'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Drugs are bad..'
You tell your house: 'M'kay...'

---TIME PASSES---

You dig into the ground and mine a chunk of chalcocite ore weighing one stone.
You have become better at mining!
You tell your house: 'FINALLY wooooo'
Footman Cadineal tells the house '?'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Yes.. long we have waited for the woooo'
You tell your house: 'Mining went up, and then I missed and the ores blast of energy blinded me.'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Why are you wooing about that?'
You tell your house: 'I'm happy about mining going up.'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Maybe it's drug related......'
You tell your house: 'Drugs are bad...'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Mmkay.'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'hahaha'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'If people saw how easily we were entertained .... ::shudder::'
You tell your house: 'They will, this is going in the quotefile.'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'haha whats the quotefile?'



Vassal Someone tells the house 'ack.. kaido do you think you could send me a portal if you arent busy.. to stonegate or some place..... top of this djinn mountain and got a face of a fallen angel stuck on my.well...face.'
Footman Kaido tells the house 'I can't see you.'
You tell your house: 'An angel fell and hit your face?'
Vassal Malisk tells the house 'should be visible...yes roland.'
You tell your house: 'Did it hurt?'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Did what hurt?'
You tell your house: 'The angel falling onto your face'
Vassal Someone tells the house 'Oh, I though you were going to use a pickup line on me Roland.'
Vassal Someone tells the house ':hew::'
You tell your house: 'You're not my type'
Vassal Malisk tells the house 'Good to know'


Cadineal is bored
Roland is become death!
You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe.
Cadineal sighs.
Cadineal leaves east.
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Old 03-26-2003, 09:47 PM   #88
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No way to remove this post, which seems to have been put on twice due to lag time. Apologies for the wasted space.

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Old 03-26-2003, 09:48 PM   #89
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"Daeleath gossips 'Only on a MUD could you get beat up by a rabbit. . . ;p'"

I must protest that statement.  You have obiously never met my sister's specially-bred netherland dwarf attack-rabbit.

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Old 03-27-2003, 12:03 AM   #90
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[chat] Zarlawick: then shalt though lobeth the hand grenade at thine foe that he might be bloweth to tiny bits, in thy mercy...

[newbie] Falcon: Does my character poo?

[chat] Spirit: yeah, levitating kilts, that just seems wrong.

[chat] Silenxer: you piece of fermented stinky tofu!

[chat] Absent: I keep on having dreams that I can fly, buy nobody can see me flying. They think I'm walking.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: you have issues, Absent.
[chat] Absent knows.

[chat] Eagleon: Monkeys are fruitful dictators.
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Old 03-27-2003, 09:01 AM   #91
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Hey Dionae, are you a Farker?
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:01 PM   #92
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You guys might have seen this page before, it's not mine but by a person who plays the mud I usually play on. A lot of the quotes are somehow sexual in nature, since this is what this guy likes, and you might not understand all of them without not knowing the players, but there are still a few gems.

Misc quotes

My fave:
03:34 Gilgalal : help help, make the mobs stop
03:35 Gilgalal : they keep throwing xp at me
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Old 04-22-2003, 11:35 PM   #93
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Once again some were sent to me, by request. Enjoy, these are the jokes folks!



Someone gossips 'We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are
beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors but they all have
to learn to live in the same box. '
Marynne gossips 'I refuse to live with burnt sienna.'
Someone gossips 'I also think we can learn alot from mutes.'
Aval gossips 'Life is like a box of chocolates. If a fat lady eats it, its over.
Marcus gossips 'ditto on the mutes'
You gossip 'What can we learn from mutes?'

****A WHILE later.........******

You gossip '.....Seriously what can you learn from mutes?'
Jeris gossips 'How to be quiet.'
Michelle gossips 'to shutup'
Marcus gossips 'To think more than you speak..'
Marynne gossips 'to talk with your hands?'
Cephas gossips 'I also feel that we can learn alot from toasters. I bet they know
alot about toasting bread.'
You gossip 'I take it back.'




Mesdoram gossips 'Shatai a tell please.'
Mesdoram gossips 'shatai a tell please'
Mesdoram gossips 'Shatai a tell please'
Shatai gossips 'It's easier if you're recieving them.'
Tor gossips 'hehe '
Mesdoram gossips 'Sorry'


Footman Cadineal tells the house 'YAY!'
Footman Cadineal tells the house 'What has two thumbs and gets excited.'
Footman Cadineal tells the house 'THIS GUY RIGHT HERE! ::Points his thumbs at himself::'
You tell your house: 'I'd be happy for you if I weren't worried for your sanity.'



Heron Knight Alucard tells the house 'Kaido and Roland please remove Karathos from your titles, if you wish to show alligence, wear a badge or something on your clothing.'
You tell your house: 'Might as well Call Karathos the manor house. I doubt any will not know me as Reiger,'

---Time passes---

You tell your house: 'Alucard, is that a better title?'

[ Ogre ] Lord Roland Deschain, definitely not associated with Reiger

Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'hahaha'
Heron Knight Someone tells the house 'lol, perfect!'
Heron Knight Alucard tells the house 'LOLOLOL *is dying*'
You tell your house: 'they'll never suspect a thing...*eyeshift*'



Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'You know who we need in our house?'
You tell your house: 'Jennifer?'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Terloch'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Man, he brings all kind of **** to the table'
You tell your house: 'yeah like supreme godlike powers...'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Exactly!'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Come on, not only does he have at least 30 crafts, he can make more crafts just for himself!'


Lord's Advisor Aesolo tells the house 'I am the greatest crafter who ever lived!'
Aesolo asks, 'How do I gemcut?'



Kesin gossips 'Rumor has it that Kesin hates weariness.'
Weariness gossips 'Rumor has it Weariness hates kesin.'


global> Laul, killed by his own clone...how sad, very sad.



You tell your house: 'I want to kill things. Is anyone in need of having anything killed?'
Footman Kaido tells the house 'Come to center, Roland... we're fighting a guard.'
Footman Kaido tells the house 'Silly us.'
You tell your house: 'Well thats hardly wise...'
You tell your house: 'How about something thats not on our side'
Footman Kaido tells the house 'Hehehe..'




[Someone]: You tell Erloch 'Well, there is a big ogre that lives in the sky, who's name is very close to your own. I feel it would be best for your own saftey to suggest a new name for yourself, since he can sit on me if I ask him to change his own.
[Someone]: You tell Erloch 'so you have a few moment's to consider it, before I make one up for you.
[Dwenn]: Name him Cap'n assface!
[Dwenn]: Arrrrrr me harties. I be Cap'n assface and boy do my breath stinks!
[Dwenn]: ...like ass!

[Desdra]: rofl.. how do we change the name.. I know last name, but don't know name?
[Dwenn]: try rename...
[Desdra]: rofl
[Terloch]: alter char <name> cognomen <new>
[Dwenn]: Desdra just had a case of cranial rectal inversion.




Bejahn gossips 'can someone tell me where in the realms I might be able to find a good triln replacement?'
Malpezzi gossips 'I hear faeries make good replacements, if you can get one to volunteer to float around you all day.'
Bejahn gossips 'I AM A FAERIE! *grin*'
Aval gossips 'I AM A POTATO'
(Dwenn's not yet trademarked Blue, patent pending)And I am the walrus, now enough of that or I'll koo koo kachoo you into last thursday.
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Hee...my turn!

<Newbie> Poe says, "IC actions = IC consequences here. If you go up and insult Boba Feet, you're consenting to be killed by him."
<Newbie> Way faster fingers then Wik 90 times out of 100, Phoenix blinks at Poe, "Boba /Feet/?"
<Newbie> Wik says, "Because Boba's feet have killer odor."
<Public> Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; while rising from hers, the Phoenix dies of laughter.

<Public> Cooper grabs the saddle, and tames Wes.
<Public> Wes Platt goes BLIND.
<Public> Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; rising from hers the Phoenix peeeers at Coop.
<Public> Cooper says, "What?"
<Public> Wes Platt doesn't just go blind. Claws out his own eyes to detach all the synapses that are associating with that image.
<Public> Mizael says, "That's...man. I so did not need that image."
<Public> Cooper hides the behind his back.
<Public> Cooper walks slowly away, then breaks into a srpint
<Public> Mizael says, "And now Cooper's hiding his behind? Isn't this a PG Mush?"
<Public> Wes Platt calls forth all the wild ferrets in the cosos.
<Public> Mizael dances sideways until he falls off the table.
<Public> Wes Platt commands them, by the power of Greyskull, to avenge themselves on Cooper!
<Public> Cooper says, "Whoo!"
<Public> Cooper says, "I have succeded in creating choas! Again!"
<Public> Wes Platt says, "Choas?"
<Public> Cooper says, "Chaos, choas, its all the same."

<Public> Titan says, "Tie Bowie in a chair, gimme a scalpel, and I'll make Bowie sing like tweety "
<Public> Bowie snorts.
<Public> Bowie, not afraid of you!
<Public> Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; rising from hers the Phoenix notes if you tie Bowie down, give her a reasonably sharp knife, she can make him sing soprano.
<Public> Bowie, only afraid of Phoenix. *cough*
<Public> Titan says, "You will be, you -will- be.."
<Public> Theron says, "She does like to cut low on a guy."

Deke drops down from the bunk and slips his boots on. His coat is left lying in a wrinkled mess on the floor where he discarded it earlier. "Still breathin'."
[OOC] R3-G8 says, "Your coat is still breathing. That doesn't really suprise me, but.. "

<Public> Deviant Rogue says, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix /likes/ the Princess Bride, Rog. "You quoting from it is kinda disturbing."
<Public> Deviant Rogue says, "Hush, you."
<Public> Deviant Rogue will duel you. To the pain!
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix peers.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix thinks she can get you to the pain considerably quicker than vice versa.
<Public> Deviant Rogue says, "Nuh-uh!"
<Public> Deviant Rogue points to cup.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix melts the cup.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix knees Rog in the groin.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix says, "You were saying?"
<Public> Deviant Rogue sics his almost-not-girlfriend on 'Ix.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix flees!
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix hides in the depths of Nar Shaddaa.
<Public> Deviant Rogue gives up.
<Public> Deviant Rogue glasses the planet.

<Newbie> Xeron has disconnected.
<Public> A-hunting we will go, with Aluksander makes thousands of high-quality copies using the Xeron Machine.
<Public> A-hunting we will go, with Aluksander says, "Cheaper than cloning."

I dunno about you guys, but I think my MU* is weirder than yours...
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Old 05-11-2003, 01:38 AM   #95
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Here's more, one was sent in by that crazy new House leader, Chapman.


[Dwenn]: Attention attention! I am far too retarded to write notes!
[Desdra]: your insane!!
[Terloch]: hahaha
[Terloch]: now THAT should go into a quote file
[Aequitas]: That it should
[Desdra]: 80 characters... no more..
[Dwenn]: No I just hit enter before I past the line, or the line has an enter string and I put it in twice...
[Labyrus]: The note-writing system here gives me nightmares at night...
[Desdra]: me too.
[Labyrus]: I wake up, in a cold sweat, wondering if I'll go over 80 characters on the next note I write...
[Aequitas]: Yes, definatly needs to be turned into more of an *ed style
[Dwenn]: get on that Terloch.




(Terloch's trademarked yellow text)I freaked out a couple people when I said Gelath puked up some of his own

skin a bit ago...



[Terloch]: ####, even if you can only bring shrimp
[Terloch]: that would be effin great for friday
[Terloch]: and you HAVE to bring it with the heads on
[Terloch]: so we can play shrimp puppet head theatre



(title)- *Dwenn yells, 'Quit typing WHO so much!'
Laul gossips 'Hey Dwenn! im giong to type who ten times for you!'
You gossip 'Hey Laul, I'll send you flowers after I put you in the hospital.'
Laul gossips 'That is very caring of you Dwenn, i feel the love'
You gossip 'No...It'll be more of a stabbing pain...in the face.'
Rugar gossips 'Oi!! C'n ah watch??'
You gossip 'Watch? Heck you can help.'
(goto Laul)
Laul grins playfully.
Laul faints, falling to the floor with a thud.
Laul exclaims, 'aaak!!!'
Dwenn stabs Laul's face off.
Laul grabs his face.
Laul runs around in circles freaking out.
Laul gossips 'Help!!! Dwenn stabbed me in the face!'



[Ruyven]: Oh yea, Im happy. I presently got about $330 in my pocket
[Dwenn]: Which pocket?
[Ruyven]: Right, and DONT get ideas
[Dwenn]: *yoink*
[Ruyven]: Yea, right.
[Ruyven]: Zipped.
[Dwenn]: I got a fast modem...Its gone before you even realized it
[Ruyven]: Heh
[Ruyven]: And I run fast, so be warned
[Ruyven]: Yea, I cant WAIT for May 6th-8th
[Dwenn]: Why? You finally gonna get those genital warts taken care of?
[Ruyven]: Nope
[Dwenn]: You might wanna look into that...



[Rugar]: *makes a gossip about Dwarf Ancients and everyone stops thanking Dwenn....*
[Rugar]: Anyone else see that?
[Dwenn]: I'm used to it. You get a response like that when all you do is constantly belittle morons...I mean mortals.
[Dwenn]: ####...I did it again.
[Rugar]: It's ok Dwenn...



[Rheul]: Hey, I just thought of something!
[Rheul]: Nash and Laul: they are like...Saraman and that other guy that always follows him around, if we are looking into some LOTR allusions
[Dwenn]: Which one is Sarumon?
[Rheul]: the white wizard guy in the tower
[Dwenn]: *sigh* Nash or laul...
[Rheul]: heh. Laul
[Kailania]: ROFL
[Dwenn]: I appreciate that you talk to me like I'm a moron though...
[Rheul]: Nash is the guy that threw the black orb thing out the tower then they were sieged inside it
[Dwenn]: You mean Wormtongue?
[Rheul]: yeah, that one!
[Dwenn]: And gandalf is the little furry footed fellow right?
[Rheul]: No silly, he's the one with the bow
[Dwenn]: I thought that was the dwarf...
[Dwenn]: Strider or something like that
[Kailania]: Gandalf is the wizard
[Kailania]: Strider is the ranger
[Dwenn]: Kai...We need to get you a sarcasm detector...
[Rheul]: Yeah, and I'm Elvis. You need to read the books more often, the movies have it wrong, Kailania.
[Kailania]: *Blush*
[Rheul]:
[Rheul]: Anyways, that's my depiction of the relations between Nash and Laul.
[Dwenn]: How tall are you kai?
[Dwenn]: Cuz the last couple remarks flew RIGHT over your head...
[Dwenn]: *rimshot*



[Ruyven]: Right now, Im kinda talking to a good friend of mine about ****
[Dwenn]: Theres a conversation starter
[Kailania]: Heh
[Terloch]: corn-filled chunky?
[Dwenn]: how ya doin bill? Well I've been slightly irregular...yourself?
[Terloch]: hahahaha
[Dwenn]: Like clockwork...smooth and creamy
[Kailania]: rofl
[Terloch]: ROFL
[Ruyven]: lol
[Terloch]: oh ****, THAT goes in a quotefile



Kasmira tells the group ' ** Kasmira ** I want to kill you, do you mind?'



Mordecai gossips '... ihad a necromancer cast continual light on a ball of darkness .... i was kinda hping for an explosion'
Lucirus gossips 'I had a necro cast continual darkness on a ball of light, hopping to create a paradoxial rift in time space thus causeing the universe to collapse, it didn't work though...'
(Dwenn's not yet trademarked blue, patent pending)And you better be glad...
Slade gossips 'good try'
Jameas gossips 'Really Lucirus cause I was just sent through a time portal to the year 2085.....'
(Dwenn Again)And the next person I see trying to turn a bag of holding inside out to walk through a wall will be summarilly executed.
Lucirus gossips 'thats someone elses fault I did this months ago'
Domak gossips 'could we put a portalble hole inside a bag of holding?'
Domak gossips 'and cause the universe to crash?'
(Guess who...)Only if you think you can run faster than I can eviscerate you.
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<Public> Maestro Aluksander thinks Cin's alt is a disappointing endeavour.
<Public> Cinnabar says, "Pfft! You give up way too easy."
<Public> Maestro Aluksander says, "Yeah? So?"
<Public> Maestro Aluksander heeheehees.
<Public> Cinnabar says, "She's Everest. Keep climbing if you want the summit. If a woman ain't challenging, what fun is it?"
<Public> Cinnabar says, "Just try to not kidnap this one."
<Public> Maestro Aluksander fehs. "It's not about fun. It's about ease of access. I'm crippled. I'm supposed to be able to get into everything. "
<Public> Born from the heart of the flame, the Phoenix snickers.
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:58 PM   #97
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All I can say is, I haven't read this board in a LONG time and I can't believe this same quotefile thread is still up. (I do still keep a quotefile, too... it's getting too big to manage. <g>)


[Caym]: Marod is breeding
[Caym]: Maybe we need to get a lifeguard for the gene pool
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Mort tells you 'Er, kinda of an odd question, but.. where does that mask you have drop?'
You tell Mort 'I wouldn't know'
Mort tells you 'Is that near Quessa?'

Areia gives a junky rock pick to a elven maiden.

Laucos gossips 'hehe, i got a mini bar from the corpse of a cat!'

Rugar licks the floor with Wenlin.
You think Rugar is really gross!
You say, 'That sounds so wrong'

Escobar asks Aloriah, 'ah...what is a ideal knight?'
Aloriah says, 'One that serves without question, obeys orders without thinking, and protects his charge to death and beyond if need be.'
Escobar says to Aloriah, 'thats a golem not a knight'

Zorgon gossips 'i can still only see 70.....'
You gossip 'Get your eyes checked'
Zorgon gossips 'i can still only see 70.....'

Someone gossips 'Terloch, can you disable the quit command for a bit?'

[INFO]: Shambo got himself killed.
[INFO]: Shambo should have never missed those flight-school lessons.

[OOC] Kenthar: Now it's time to attack Ronin
[OOC] Ronin: you dont have my cords
[OOC] Kenthar: Yes I do
[OOC] Ronin: what are they?
[OOC] Kenthar: anything I say, you'll just say no
[OOC] Ronin: okay
[OOC] Kenthar: watch, your coords are 1000,1000
[OOC] Kenthar: right?
[OOC] Ronin: HOWD YOU KNOW??
[OOC] Finale: wow Kenthar, are you psychic? =P
[OOC] Ronin: hes gotta be

[OOC] Mincrae: what the heck is dragon?

[OOC] Ronin: FInale what are you doing?
[OOC] Finale: what are YOU doing?
[OOC] Artz: What are YOU!!! doing
[OOC] Ronin: uh
[OOC] Ronin: standing here?
[OOC] Someone: I wish we could sit
[OOC] Someone: Someone should code sitting
[OOC] Someone: i wish i could fart
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[GOSSIP] Kenthar: *Holds a gun to the HQ's head* I am holding your HQ hostage! Give me $25,000 and a bowl of salad. I know what you're thinking; That's a lot of lettiuce, isn't it?
[GOSSIP] Gorn: rofl
[GOSSIP] Kenthar: or it's a lot of lettuce too, without an I

Kenthar: You want to build a tank in my garage?
Ronin: No
Ronin: I want you to build a tank in your garage
Ronin: wait

[INFO]: Artemis got himself killed.
[INFO]: Artemis should have never missed those flight-school lessons.
[OOC] Mussolini: Art got high on tea and crashed

[OOC] Gunner: any of you newb wanna die?
[OOC] Kenthar: ooh, me! me!
[OOC] Kenthar: attack me!
[OOC] Gunner: umm no thanks

[OOC] Spelguru: I have finished the most lethal building in the game... fear me, for I have not just 1, but 2!!! lumberyards!
[OOC] Kenthar: you can't have 2 superweapons
[OOC] Kenthar: demolish that second lumberyard right now!
[OOC] Spelguru: why?
[OOC] Kenthar: because
[OOC] Kenthar: you can't have 2 superweapons
[OOC] Spelguru: so I broke the rules by building a third just now and will build a 4th 5th and 6th too?
[OOC] Gorn: fear me i have six mines

[OOC] Spelguru: but why "bah"? are you some kind of sheep?
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[chat] Brainiac: or better yet why waste billion of quatloos to come here to push down corn?

[chat] Sirius: "I'm a red blooded male who lives near San Francisco. Of course I have panties."

[chat] Schizo: It ain't Soodee Pop!

[chat] Xotl: "Not wee-wee's ####, almost sounds like you've never neutered before..."

[chat] Absent: gird your mental loins.

[chat] Glennthepaladin gives pyro a non-married VT sword.

[chat] Zinnia: Satan is not cool.

[chat] Boron: Walking down the street, and all of a sudden your pants fall off.

[chat] Pyromastaforeva: I'll stab you.
[chat] Flyingace: thanks for making my decision.

[chat] Slade wants to have kuzman's babies.

[chat] Ergot: that is not just any muffin, that is the muffin spoken about in all the prophecies.

[chat] Ventrasei is surrounded by textile goddesses.

[chat] Caoineag: Wait, murder or tea? I'm confused.

[chat] Vorpaltribble: A young woman with completely white eyes blows too hard
and makes a loud screech on her severed xotl butt.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: OMG.
[chat] Alice: rofl .
[chat] Glennthepaladin: LOL.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: omg ... guts ... hurting.
[chat] Glennthepaladin: my insides feel like bursting.

An old man with shoulder-length brown hair says in Generic, "We used to have
hobbits with pipes and names that sounded like obscene toys."

A young woman with completely white eyes blows too hard and makes a loud
screech on her severed xotl butt.
A young woman with completely white eyes finishes playing a severed xotl butt.
An ancient male braman with intellectual emerald eyes says "Need to double
tongue that instrument it appears."
An ancient female were-googolpede with a glittery blue carapace says in
Generic, "That's just wrong."
An ancient male braman with intellectual emerald eyes says "Very wrong."
An old man with shoulder-length brown hair says in Generic, "I don't think he
was trying to play sixteenth notes."

An ancient female were-googolpede with a glittery purple carapace asks in
Generic, "Why can't I levitate my apostrophe?"
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