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Old 06-14-2004, 02:48 PM   #1
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For those that missed the old one (which is mighty funny and you should look at the older posts here on the MUD Humor forum), the quotefile is a place to post those wacky one-liners, short conversations, descriptions of rooms and creatures, and whatever, except long and drawn out roleplays. Make another thread for that.

I'll start us off, keep adding things!

Gabrielle waves her arms and utters the words 'lemonadus sanitium recallus deddeus'.

Kintara gossips 'Alright just to prove how old I am, and to prove my ignorance; How long ago did they fix the diamond shin guards so that they no longer went on ankles? ;___;'
Daegen gossips 'canada?'

Roric auctions 'a purple Music scroll, start the bidding at 1k'
Cadineal auctions 'I will take it for free, to give to a friend. The art of music should never be bought and sold.'
Roric auctions 'that is why Bards make money off of their performances? and who might your friend be?'
Malisk auctions 'The devil...'
Cadineal auctions 'You pay for the performance, not the song, and anyone who will sing beautiful balads is a friend of mine.'
Roric auctions 'never mind then I will give the scroll to a young bard, I hear she is well at performances'

You ask, 'Any more suggestions for low-level ground\fern monsters?'
Jerrel says, 'Moss.'
You say, 'But that's in the sewers...'
Quiven asks, 'slimes?'
Desdra says to you, 'elephant ear plant'

(After summoning 100 balls of light, and having them destroyed by Treikath)
You ask, 'But what if someone has lost their light?'
Elowyth nods at you in agreement.
You ask, 'And is without money to buy a lantern?'
Treikath exclaims, 'Time to start over..!'
Elowyth exclaims, 'Yay!'

Terloch gossips '*gasp* it's a Wenlin'
You gossip 'Um, yes. It's me.'
Kat gossips 'T, you scare me.'
Terloch gossips 'yeah, I scare myself sometimes too'

Kedoenn says to Ceran, 'I rather lose with my honor intact.'
Ceran says to Kedoenn, 'You losts 3 times... with your honor intact.'

Someone gossips 'How does I MISS a backstab when deys unconcious??'
Torvak gossips 'you trip and fell as you were heading to stab em'
Bortanous gossips 'You're aim was really bad, they shifted in their sleep'
Xasan gossips 'Cause you really drunk'

In elven, Elaesien says 'This place tends to be amusing at times... but this is just a little bit too much for me.'

Someone asks A lukewarm drake, 'So... dun you wish you was a cold drake... 'stead a jus' lukewarmies?'
A lukewarm drake says, 'Of course not! Those stupidheads are weak against those that use fire attacks to their advantage.'
A lukewarm drake exclaims, 'I hate that!'

You tell your house: 'Before you guys get rid of me, I want to arrive at the manor, riding a lukewarm drake and bearing gifts.'
You tell your house: 'My long blonde hair streaming...'
Raven's Warden Ceran tells the house 'Oh geez.'

Ceran exclaims to A street sweeper, 'I's sowwie!'
Ceran cries on a lukewarm drake's shoulder.
A lukewarm drake says to Ceran, 'There there.'
A lukewarm drake says to Ceran, 'It's tough to lose your spouse, but you just have to move on.'
Ceran gasps as he realizes what a lukewarm drake did.
Ceran shrugs helplessly.
Ceran cries on a lukewarm drake's shoulder.

A lukewarm drake says to A street sweeper, 'You could make your life mean something by sacrificing yourself to my ENDLESS HUNGER'
A lukewarm drake says, 'Er, pardon me...'
Ceran says to A street sweeper, 'He makes a good points, y'knows...'

Drylock asks, 'Also, where may I find a healer?'
A lukewarm drake says to Drylock, 'I'm a healer.'
A lukewarm drake says to Drylock, 'You're dead. I'm sorry. I'll tell your loved ones the bad news.'
Drylock says, '...'

A street sweeper collapses in a dead faint.
Ceran says to A street sweeper, 'Yous awful dramatics today.'
Aviere says, 'I don't think he's suffered enough.'

A lukewarm drake asks Aviere, 'How would you describe me, when you look upon me?'
Ceran says to A lukewarm drake, 'A mere putrid pile of cold drake entrails.'
Aviere says to A lukewarm drake, 'A useless lizard.'
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Old 06-17-2004, 08:47 AM   #2
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(sorry if those seem a little rude or something... we playerkillers are mean people =( also i don't know why, but the word h-e-l-l is widely used in the following logs, but it was replaced with ****'s :p )

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Talking about names...

You say 'Tinildur.'
Tinildur says 'very homoerotic'
You seem to be in an agreeable mood.
You say 'At least you have the guts to admit it..'



Poromenos openly traffics:  selling lev2 half-orc thief with crappy stast
Poromenos openly traffics:  male
Poromenos openly traffics:  called Gheyseks

You are now ignoring Gheyseks.
You no longer ignore Gheyseks.

You openly traffic:  haha it exists
(it got deleted a few minutes after, though)



Daskwhore: Nivek, please help me out here. I can't find my corpse.

Nivek: Ok ok I will give you a hint....

Nivek: Its somewhere in the Realms

Artem: rename him to daskbitch, and then silence him if he tries to avtalk, since it would be profane

Someone: If it's profane, why are you saying it?

Trembyl: He wishes to be spanked.


Trembyl arrives from a puff of smoke.

Trembyl spanks you playfully.  OUCH!

Trembyl disappears in a cloud of swirling colors.

Someone: Trembyl spanks Artem playfully.

Trembyl: I refuse to admit anything just happened.

Artem: yes i agree, trembyl

Trembyl: Someone is making things up.

(daskwhore wasn't original name, of course.. guy got pcrenamed by some imm with a rather ... delicate sense of humour)
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Education

Vhadriku wars 'i care, really'

You war 'i do, too'

Vhadriku wars 'at least i'm getting a high-school education'

You war 'wow'

You war 'go brad! you are my hero now'

Vhadriku wars 'thanks'

Vhadriku wars 'i'm glad i can help'

You war 'my dog would beat your dog up tho'

Stradi wars 'how are you gonna use your high school education?'

You war 'he'll be a godly CODER on rod!'

Vhadriku wars 'no, i actually have a life, and can stop rod, to get a high-school education'

Stradi wars 'then stop it?'

Stradi wars 'who can't?'

You war 'rofl brad'

You war 'are you really THAT dumb?:('

Vhadriku wars 'no, because i play here for fun, after i do school'

You war 'you care why I play here?'

Faceripper wars 'I care'

You war 'harhar'

You war 'Thanks, Ripper'

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Money

Amante says 'you have the money to go to an internet cafe, that means you can't be a moron in real life'

Amante says 'so take the real life you and bring him to realms'

You say 'oh i sit here for free'

You say 'so nyah'

Amante wonders 'so you're saying that you're a wad in real life too?'

You chortle gleefuly.

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Arena

The guardian of the games yells 'Ganzou has entered the arena!'

Ganzou says 'where is he'

You say ':p'

You say 'he is scared'

Ganzou says ':<'


Shaolong: lutemanii

Lutemaneii: Shaolong

Shaolong: you have challenged me to an arena battle

Shaolong: why i do not see you here, then ?

Lutemaneii: Whoops, I totally frogot

Lutemaneii: I went to the wrong arena

Shaolong: come here and get what you deserve now, lutemaneii

Lutemaneii: I don't want to!

Shaolong: be careful with your words next time, heathen

Lutemaneii: I know how this ends

Lutemaneii: I'll fight you if you don't wield any weapons

Shaolong: ok

You stop using Abhorrence, the lance of Dread.
You stop using Carnage, the scythe of Dread.

Shaolong: You stop using Abhorrence, the lance of Dread. You stop using Carnage, the scythe of Dread.

Lutemaneii: Coming

You say 'he never said anything about you, huh :p'

Ganzou says ':<'


The guardian of the games yells 'Lutemaneii has entered the arena!'

:Shao: 1234/1412 -851 491 HY S . ???  
You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Lutemaneii!'
Lutemaneii's pierce rips you!

:Shao: 1160/1412 S   * Lutemaneii = slightly scratched *  
Lutemaneii's pierce rips you!
You wound Lutemaneii!
You wound Lutemaneii!

:Shao: 1084/1412 S   * Lutemaneii = few bruises *  q heal satchel
gouge
You take a heal potion from a satchel of dark demon flesh.
You quaff a heal potion.
A warm feeling fills your body.

:Shao: 1184/1412 S || * Lutemaneii = few bruises *  q heal satchel

Lutemaneii's gouge brushes you.
You can't see a thing!

:Shao: 1158/1412 S | * Someone = you're blind! *  gouge
You do not have that item.

:Shao: 1158/1412 S   * Someone = you're blind! *  
Your gouge misses Lutemaneii.

:Shao: 1158/1412 S || * Someone = you're blind! *  
Someone yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Ganzou!'
Someone's pierce hacks someone!
Someone's blast decimates someone!
Someone's pierce mauls someone!

:Shao: 1158/1412 S | * Someone = you're blind! *  
Someone's circle _demolishes_ you!
Someone's blast decimates someone!
Someone's pierce lacerates you!
You hit someone!
You jar someone!

:Shao: 824/1412 S | * Someone = you're blind! *  
Someone's circle MUTILATES someone!
Someone fades into existence.
Someone's blast _devastates_ someone!
Someone is DEAD!!
Someone is zapped by something.
Someone is zapped by something.
Someone is zapped by something.
Someone is zapped by something.
( HONOUR ):  Ganzou defeats Lutemaneii in honourable combat in Forested Strongholds.
Someone catches his guts in his hands as they pour through his fatal wound!
Someone yells 'Lutemaneii has fallen to the ground!'

:Shao: 824/1412 -851 490 Y S . ???  snick
You snicker softly.

Lutemaneii: HEY

Genge: Caps are fun.

Lutemaneii: That was not part of the bargain!

Shaolong: you never said anything about Ganzou's weapons, have you?

You giggle.
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Cereals

You openly traffic:  0v3rcl0ck yu0r BR3AKFA5T!!!11!!  M4D3 W/ a shiatload of SUG4R!!!11!  R0X0R OMG!!111  OATMeAL IS TEH SUX!!!111  EAT L33T!!11

You openly traffic:  Contact me for details.

Raiden openly traffics:  haha

The gods have barred your voice from channels!
The immortals are not pleased with your actions.
You shall remain silenced for 5 days.


... Few days later

You openly traffic:  0v3rcl0ck yu0r BR3AKFA5T!!!11!!  M4D3 W/ a shiatload of SUG4R!!!11!  R0X0R OMG!!111  OATMeAL IS TEH SUX!!!111  EAT L33T!!11

You openly traffic:  send tells for details.

Someone tells you '!'

Romani openly traffics:  Ick.. lets not do that again

Tarqal openly traffics: oatmeal does not suck!

Darshanin openly traffics:  Tade, don't be a dork

You openly traffic:  how can i be not-dork if i am called one 100 times a day?

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Invicibility

Yoqh: i am invincible now, yesterday i definitely wasnt :<

Kerstin: pools......

Moonbeam: keep back peddling

Yoqh: however

Yoqh: i want to say "ha ha ha"

Someone has restored you.
 
Someone's backstab **** SMITES **** you!
..Everything begins to fade to black.

Yoqh: oh

Asaff says 'haha'

Yoqh: #### i knew i shouldnt remove my invincibility

Asaff: (50) Yoqh         defeated by (62)  Kali ... Forested Strongholds

LVL  Character                LVL  Character
(50) Asaff        defeated by (50) (Unclanned) Fatemyl ... New Darkhaven
(50) Farres       defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Eltecia ... The Umbrageous Ruins
(50) Asaff        defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Eltecia ... New Darkhaven
(50) Kededribaen  defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Ubasolak ... The Umbrageous Ruins
(50) Yoqh         defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Ubasolak ... The Umbrageous Ruins
(50) Yoqh         defeated by (62)  Kali ... Forested Strongholds

Someone: So, let me guess, NOW your invicibility starts?

Yoqh: i had it removed :<

Yoqh: for repairs and stuff
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Lord Murak

You war 'MURAK'

Tarqal wars 'die'

You war 'Never.'

Tarqal wars 'lest I slap you with a tuna'

You war 'DO NOT be MEAN to newbiES'

Tarqal wars 'rot in ####!'

You war 'dieididiieiiede'

You war 'BASTARD'

Tarqal wars 'thank you'

Tarqal wars 'I never knew my father'

You war 'Lawyer DOG'

You war 'Meathead!'

Tarqal wars 'not really'

You war 'Yes really!'

You war 'Your "brain" is gelatin!'

Tarqal wars 'actually swiss cheese from all the meth I've snorted'

You war 'NO ITS GELATIN'

Tarqal wars 'and I'm missing part of the cartalige in my nose'

Tarqal wars 'do you know what it's like to see the world die?'

You war 'No but I want to'

You war 'I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE'

Tarqal wars 'trust me you don't, it sucks.  To watch everything that matters shrivel up and blow away with the dust'

You war 'hmm'

You war 'what matters'

You war 'DIE NOTHING MATTERS'

Salan wars 'can you stop shouting Murak'

Tarqal wars 'silence newb'

You war 'I am Murak, I am your GOD'

Tarqal wars 'do you know about the coming of the symbiotic equinox?'

You war 'Yes Tarqal'

Tarqal wars 'Tell me, what frequency are the men in the black hats broadcasting on'

You war 'Die Pigdogs'

Crysta wars 'you should be violent and fight this out'

You war 'I am your GOD don't you understand yet?'

Salan wars 'if you are a god why are you lvl 2'

You war 'Because I am GODLY'

Tarqal wars 'god moves in mysterious ways'

Tarqal wars 'heathen'

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Mike

Mike: The gods have restored your voice.

Excane: Sweetness.

Futhark: have mercy

Rialian: mikey! getting in trouble again

Mike: always

Mike: uh

Mike: sykan is fat

Sykan: i ate to many mcnublets

Mike: Hello WORLD!

Mike: ?

Rialian: keri! ^^

Kerianne: hiyas

Mike: how r u

Knivel: lo



Mike: I'M A WHORE!!!1

Mike: er xchan

Kerianne: lol

Sykan: hmm

Dolerhyde: we all know that mike

Sykan: keep it to guild please

Catrynia: hehee

Lehi: #### HIM PLEASE!!

Mike: hey stfu :(

Rialian: lol dole

Mike: i meant to say that to uh, sykan

Mike: but sykan's a whore

Lehi: so is his mom.

Sykan: mike you ho

Ilsensine: Keep the whoring to tells please

Mike: k

Mike: sykan gets around

Mike: he's actually a grrl

Sykan: he is mike from the block.........and makes his way around it

Mike: i saw her picture

Mike: sykan is a grrl like avril lavigne

Dolerhyde: she wasn't good looking though

Kate: Ooo la la

Sykan: mike has boobs like pamela =(

Mike: she's okay

Mike: that's why she plays a male char

Sycoraxe: he seduced me, and took my ps2

Mike: cuz she's a lesbian

Sycoraxe: i mean she

Lehi: for a crack whore...

Mike: ya sykan is a crackwhore

Sykan: yum.......

Shadrack: enough now


You disappear into the void.

To escape Limbo, type a command or say "return" ...


Mike: lol

Mike: #### me plz

Sycoraxe: hey man watch the lang

Shaolong: mike is here?

Mike: hurr

Sycoraxe: to save the day

Mike: and i got my voice back

Shaolong: i hear you

Dolerhyde: his eyes must be blurry again from CS

Lehi: for a little while...

Mike: ya

Mike: and there were hax0rs

Mike: and i didn't have admin


Dolerhyde: the nerve of some people

Shaolong: hey miek dont brag, i just won x4 a row in warc3

Sycoraxe: he didnt brag u r

Shaolong: err die mr. lee

Sycoraxe: :)

Mike: die uh

Shaolong: k? thx

Mike: wtf is ur name?

Sycoraxe: artimus

Shaolong: it is HIDDEN

Mike: artimus (inserthomosexuallastnamehurr)

Shaolong: lies

Sykan: arty!?!?

Shaolong: lies

Shaolong: pigz

Sykan: lehi has something important to say

Sykan: with you all

Mike: i'll say it for him

Sycoraxe: lehi is the catalyst

Mike: he wants you all to know that he enjoys goats
 
Sycoraxe: who hates goa now

Mike: i <3 goa

Shaolong: i <3 goa now

Sycoraxe: bc of how we r represnting

Shaolong: i must level Mudak

Mike: lolz0r

Dolerhyde: we all <3 GoA

Mike: lord mudak

Shaolong: yes

Shaolong: brother of Lord Murak

Mike: oh

Mike: what class/race/sex?

Shaolong: uh nfc what race, malez0r AUG

Shaolong: its like steyr

Shaolong: aug

Mike: roflz0r

Mike: steyr pwnz

Sycoraxe: my steyer autoed

Mike: aw sux0r

Sycoraxe: omg so did deagle

Sykan: shao, create an auggie?

Shaolong: i have one

Sycoraxe: marc paid me 10m for level 2 deagle:p

Mike: well its called nighthawk now :(

Sykan: join, be cool

Shaolong: nod

Shaolong: level mudak 4 me, syk

Sykan: no

Shaolong: frown, whats min level 4 u:<

Mike: like 15

Shaolong: omfg

Mike: b lvl 15 nub

Mike: and we heart u

Shaolong: i cant level




Mike: omg

Mike: sykan is rubbing

Shaolong: what what what?

Shaolong: omg

Sykan: omg

Mike: Sykan starts to rub a strange sticky white fluffy substance on you...

Dabo openly traffics:  Raffling characters. Check bio for details.

Mike: its sticky

Sykan: mike got a facial

Mike: i'm 50cent

Mike: i got "shot" in the face

Mike: wherr r le rpers 2day
 
Mike: i feel like rping

Dolerhyde: u shoulda seen us rp in lounge last night mike

Mike: now that i got "shot" in the face

Daneloxe: Orc smash u

Mike: well i was not on last nite

Dolerhyde: we found the stupidest most dense person in RoD last night

Dolerhyde: and its not shao!

Shaolong: stfu

Shaolong: k?

Shaolong: thx

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PK fags

You war 'lets pk fags=('

The gods have barred your voice from channels!
The immortals are not pleased with your actions.
You shall remain silenced for 1 hour.





Shaolong: i was silenced on my deadly:(

Mike: har har

Shaolong: for saying the f word,

Shaolong: (the one that ends in g)

Shaolong: (which jordan uses 10 times a minute)

Mike: har har

Mike: favoratismsimsm

Faceripper: But you are heinous and irritating, Shaolong.

Mike: pwnt

Thalasian: I can silence you on Shao just for fun too, for a week if you like

Shaolong: I bet you can

You tell Mike 'imagine'

You tell Mike 'i said, 'lets pk fags=(''

Mike tells you 'do it!'

You tell Mike 'and he silenced me=('

You tell Mike 'i did!'

You tell Mike 'on freaking war;('

Mike tells you 'i'll do it'

Mike tells you 'over avchat'

You tell Mike ':p'

Mike tells you 'watchz0rz'

You tell Mike 'ok:P'

Mike: lets pk fag0z

Futhark: indeed

Shaolong: yes, let us

Thalasian: For the love of..

You tell Mike 'did it work?:p'

That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'hilarious'

That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'oh'

That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'hilarious indeed'

That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'i make a log now'


several days later...


Mike: OMG LOL!!

Mike: shaolong

Shaolong: yes?

Mike: i can't belive you logged that time

Shaolong: which time?

Mike: when i said "lets pk fagz0rz"

Mike: over avchat

Shaolong: oh

<1447/1447hp -145An S 494/500wgt> -- New Darkhaven --   av smile
Shaolong: smile


who imm

-----------------------------------[ IMMORTALS ]------------------------------

:)              Conran. (Ascendere) [Head of Code Council]
Demi Goddess    Darshanin Vancour. (Dragonslayer) [Head of Quest Council]
2 players.


Shaolong: why you can't believe it?

Mike: bcuz i got silenced 4 it

Shaolong: nod, so?

Mike: LOL?!?!?!?!

Shaolong: yes

Shaolong: this is the funniest part about it

Mike: rgr

Mike: apparently some imms aren't fag0rz

Mike: and they aren't offended

Shaolong: should i add these last lines to that log?

Mike: sure

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Roleplay

Morbol wars 'We roleplayed at the Lounge once'

You war 'excordis hq is good for rp'

Morbol wars 'Hail Sir Nashlin, how dost thou fare on this fine morrow?!?!'

Nashlin wars 'goddamit, wartalk!!!!!!'

Nashlin wars 'fuq vous, i like butts and i cant deny!'

Nashlin wars 'ooc'

You war 'ooc: who do you rp for, morbol?'

Morbol wars 'ooc good job'

You war 'ooc: i am robo-zombie'

Morbol wars 'ooc I rp for the uh, giths'

Morbol wars 'ooc or whatever race Morbol is'

Nashlin wars 'rp session is over'

Nashlin wars 'has ended'

You war 'no way'

Nashlin wars 'i'm terrible at this'

Melinko wars 'I WANT TO RP'

Morbol wars 'It's okay'

You war '*Robo-Zombie-X-ecutioner walks in, and says: I am Terminator four, fall to your knees or I shall terminate you*'

Morbol wars 'Keep trying'

Nashlin wars 'guys, i dont think i can do it'

Morbol wars 'I believe in you'

You war 'hey stop spamming, just do like i do'

Nashlin wars 'OK morbol, i will give it the bets shot that i can!!'

Melinko wars 'hi'

Melinko wars 'pkc members'

Morbol wars 'Oh yeah, robozombie!'

You war 'yes'

You war 'I shall terminate if you do not fall to your knees.'

Morbol wars 'Well, I have the THRASHING SKATEBOARD OF SALVATION'

Morbol wars 'which means your ass is grass, yo'

Nashlin wars 'I am Princess Nashlina, Warrior Amazonnesss of the High Seas over at your local McDonald's'

You war 'O-M-G, - the Robo Zombie says, - Alert, I am under attack. *A squad of heavy bombers kicks in, and drops a megabomb on Morbol*'

Morbol wars 'huzzah'

Morbol wars 'stfu robozombie, ur days are over!!!! lol'

Nashlin wars 'from now on, to address me you must my complete title'

Morbol wars 'I will call you Honeypot'

You war 'Princess Nashlina, Warrior Amazonnesss of the High Seas over at your local McDonald's, - says Robo Zombie, - fall to your f'ing knees or I shall break your head into pieces!'

You war 'ooc: btw morbol, what did you do with the megabomb'

Morbol wars '*delivers a totally XTREME punch to Robozombie's roxor chip*'

Morbol wars 'it missed'

Nashlin wars 'oh'

Nashlin wars 'down, forward, punch'

You war 'oh ok. *Grabs Morbol's hand with his XTERINATORZ mk 7-2DA45H, and breaks his bones*'

Nashlin wars '?'

You war 'yes, i've made a fatality'

You war '(ooc)'

Nashlin wars 'what the ####'

Nashlin wars 'i thought we were rping'

Morbol wars 'forward, down, forward, punch'

Morbol wars 'DRAGON PUNCHJ'

You war 'ooc - hold down for 3 seconds, kick'

Morbol wars 'You totally got your ass rocked'

Nashlin wars 'he has his ass cocked'

Morbol wars 'by my karate moves'

Melinko wars 'IC kicks you in the nads'

You war 'no, i did that flying bycickle kick thing, you are dead'

Nashlin wars 'double penetration'

Morbol wars 'back back forward kick'

Morbol wars 'I did that flying move thing'

Nashlin wars 'this is too intense!!!!!!!'

Stradi wars 'IC: GETS DOWN HIS BIG DICK AND STARTS MESSING WITH YOUR ASSES'

You war 'IC: activates mega-zombie power devastator shield, which breaks you into tiny bloody pieces'

Morbol wars 'that totally sucks and everyone always gets you killed'

Mumra wars 'Easy on the language there.'

Melinko wars 'IC: CHOPS YOUR PENISES OFF'

Stradi wars 'oh sorry didnt notice an imm was on'

Nashlin wars 'mumra was waiting this whole to say that'

Morbol wars 'I always notice'

You war 'ooc: melinko, you are broken into tiny bloody pieces'

You war 'you cant chop anything'

Morbol wars 'ooc: penis and all'

Melinko wars 'on'

Nashlin wars 'what is this'

Melinko wars 'oh even'

Morbol wars 'but I have come back in xtreme spirit form'

Nashlin wars 'softcore gay erotica?'

Morbol wars 'There is no softcore gay erotica as far as I'm concerned'

Morbol wars 'it's rough, fast, and oily'

You war 'ooc: ok in the room we now have: ROBO ZOMBIE, and Morbol's spirit, and also a lot of bloody pieces'

Tarqal wars 'with bdsm thrown in!'

Tarqal wars 'or whatever'

You war 'there should be no porn, there might be minors here!'

Morbol wars 'I do the super freeze move'

Melinko: which is?

Tarqal wars 'are you like SUB ZERO?'

Morbol wars 'then I pick up a leg and smash you with it'

Morbol wars 'I'm like Smoke'

Tarqal wars 'ahh'

Nashlin wars 'you smoke da man meat'
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Morbol wars 'zinged'

You war 'one of Robo-Zombies limb's falls of, and explodes, killing the Morbol's Spirit'

Morbol wars 'I am a spirit'

Melinko wars 'thats nothing compared to the way the sage of the mountain used to be'

Morbol wars 'explosions are like a tickle'

You war 'you are dead spirit now'

You war 'it was a robo zombie power explosion'

Melinko wars 'xchan?'

Nashlin wars 'this is terrible'

Morbol wars 'but I have the power of Jesus'

You war 'so what'

Tarqal wars 'oh no!'

Tarqal wars '#### christians'

Morbol wars 'so like'

You war 'jesus was crucified anyway'

Nashlin wars 'Jesus has no authority here!!'

Morbol wars 'I have made wine'

Tarqal wars 'can you clothe the ugly?'

You war 'i have that talisman from dh, i can create wine any time'

Morbol wars '*JESUS runs along the water, and when robozombie chases him he drowns*'

Morbol wars 'winner = Jesus'

You war 'no, i cant drown'

Morbol wars 'your wires and crap get wet'

Morbol wars 'and you die'

You war 'i am robo zombie, i am invincible'

Morbol wars 'game over'

You war 'no'

You war 'i am made of plastic'

Nashlin wars 'Continue?'

You war 'i cant die'

Nashlin wars 'this is dumb'

Morbol wars 'you must contribute Amazoness Nashlina'

You war 'agr morb'
 
Nashlin wars 'this rp thing has gone far longer than it should have'

Morbol wars 'I could do it for months'

Stradi wars 'make brad rp'

You war 'hey do you not enjoy it?'

You war 'yes, why brad isnt rping'

You war 'robo zombie got out of the water and smashed false-jesus-morbol on his face, what now'
 
Morbol wars 'I ask my dad to come'

Morbol wars 'and he rocks your face off'

You war 'hey i am robo zombie, i have no face, you failed'

Tarqal wars 'skull-buggery?'

Melinko wars 'robo zombie rusts and can't move'

You war 'mel, i am made of plastic'

Morbol wars 'indeed, and his wires and crap short out'

You war 'i cant rust'

Morbol wars 'oh you are one of those useless plastic robots'

Morbol wars 'so I just push you over and you die'

You war 'i am very useful'

You war 'i can make you die'

Tarqal wars 'use a crack pipe lighter (mini torch) and melt him'

Morbol wars 'useful like a fat person'

You war 'besides, i have just called air support and earth was blown into bits by antimatter bombs'

You war 'so you have all died, only i live because i am a robo zombie'

Melinko wars 'bye fags'

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<Newbie>Innocent Karell Mikin snogs Baha
<Newbie> Elias shivers.
<Newbie> Innocent Karell Mikin says, "ARG, /snugs!!!!"
<Newbie> Elias says, "riiiiight"
<Newbie> Innocent Karell Mikin says, "I meant snugs!!!"

<Newbie> Bacchus has joined this channel.
<Newbie> Brenda waves to the Greek wine-god, "Hi. Type +new <blah> to speak and feel free to ask any questions you might have. "
<Newbie> Bacchus says, "WooHoo i got 150 pennies"
<Newbie> Bacchus says, "i feel so rich"
<Newbie> Brenda nods, "They're only used for building stuff. And that's pretty much a staff-only thing."
<Newbie> Bacchus says, "and i have them why?"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Because you're an object in our database."
<Newbie> Bacchus says, "...."

<Newbie> Brenda eyes the last cup of coffee available in her house warily. "It bubbled when I added CoffeeMate. That's a /bad/ thing, right?"
<Newbie> Ackler says, "I've had worse. You will probably live."
<Newbie> Brenda says, "...."
<Newbie> Brenda says, "Ackler, that was not comforting."
<Newbie> Gavin says, "Keep in mind that the bubbles could be just air bubbles that was trapped under the lump of coffemate when you mixed it in... therefore the air bubbles escapes and floated up to the surface."
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Or it could turn you into a mutant. A really strong one."
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody watches as Brenda becomes the newest X-Man: Cremora!
<Newbie> Ackler says, "Yay for mutants"

<Newbie> Gavin says, "Well.. due to a typo while wandering through the market district, I fell through an open manhole cover and landed in the sewers and am unable to find my way out.. or move at all actually. Am I doomed to rot here?"
<Newbie> Innocently Alba says, "Look for my left shoe while down there, Gavin!"
<Newbie> Gavin says, "I would but it is too dark for me tosee anything?"
<Newbie> Elias says, "try RL, Gavin"
<Newbie> Innocently Alba says, "I think one must invoke higher powers."
<Newbie> Ackler says, "I think RL is it"
<Newbie> Gavin says, "so 'quit' and come back?"
<Newbie> Elias says, "no, type RL"

<Newbie> Innocently Alba says, "Spelling, bah, who needs it!"
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin says, "When in dobut, Karell, capital ouT."
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen says, "And when in /doubt/, Karell, don't trust Orelnon's spellinG."

<Newbie> Innocently Alba says, "(notice how this channel is filling up with innocent people? 0:-)"
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen is innocenT.
<Newbie> Jhanactus Snow says, "Innocent like a flaming paper bag on a doorstop on Halloween."

<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin is going to beat on some Mossmen 'priestS'.
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Only if you're not sent off to Priest Camp!"
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen points and laughs at OrelnoN. "Put /that/ in your pipe and smoke it, PriesT."
<Newbie> Innocently Alba is reminded she meant to burn some incense. The stuff is piling up.

<Newbie> Innocent Karell Mikin was in Relics for the first part
<Newbie> Innocent Karell Mikin says, "Only because he said it was 'afternood rp'"
<Newbie> Brenda peers at Karell, "With that in mind, I doubt you're as innocent as you're saying."
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Karell?! Innocent?! HA!"
<Newbie> Innocent Karell Mikin only attacked and stabbed a shadowscourge....
<Newbie> Innocent Karell Mikin says, "Norran cut her hand off!!!"
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin says, "Let me get this straight...You chopped up a Shadowscourge?"
<Newbie> Innocent Karell Mikin was threatened by her.

<Newbie> Rayk Nillu is quite talented in the saddle
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody eyes the nekkid Nillu. "I smell gossip!"
<Newbie> Rayk Nillu forgot he was still wearing Warlan's clothing still, had to switch to his own
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Always a good idea to change clothes in public!"
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin hmms. "So you're wearing another man's clothes /and/ changing in public?
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "You're also in front a retainer marker..."
<Newbie> Rayk Nillu says, "that has 0 NPCs in it"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "HA! You checked."
<Newbie> Song of Prayer ~ Bahamut says, "However, as the Staff represent the moods and rights of the NPCs, we can do what we like with it."
<Newbie> Song of Prayer ~ Bahamut says, "So, those NPCs might now start talking in Taverns about how they witnessed Rayk Nillu drop his pants while riding his horse."
<Newbie> Song of Prayer ~ Bahamut says, "Markus would be proud."

<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "A new tournament event: Horse Pantsing!"

<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Rayk, NPC marker aside, you were on the approach, outside the stables (which has stableboys) and the tournament grounds (which has workers) and the battlements of Aerie Heights Keep (which has guards)"
<Newbie> Song of Prayer ~ Bahamut says, "That's without the NPC citizens. "
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "If you'd been off the horse, I could see you arguing that you switched clothes behind a topiary ;D"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Also, all 50 Wildlings saw you too."

<Newbie> Brenda ponders how one would manage to change pants on a horse without falling off..
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Stand on the horse. Be very agile."
<Newbie> Brenda ponders, "Or...no, wait. Superglue would keep you from getting the pants on all the way."
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "You could also lie on your back on the horse, with your legs lifted up and behind the horse's neck..."
<Newbie> Brenda pities Rayk's horse...
<Newbie> Brenda says, "Stinky Nillu feet in its' face... "

<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen says, "Now that you have me on a space gig, did they ever confirm whether or not that rock discovered beyond Pluto was a planet or not?"
<Newbie> Old Crackly Dradin says, "Its a PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION."
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen says, "..."
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen shovelchops.

<Newbie> Bacchus says, "whats Underworld?"
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin says, "A crappy movie with vampires and werewolves."

<Newbie> Old Crackly Dradin waves at the Guest.
<Newbie> Guest waves.
<Newbie> Guest has disconnected.
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin extends Dradin the bag.
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody removes the shovel from Dradin's head so he can fit into the bag.
<Newbie> Dradin has disconnected.
<Newbie> ~Lady Surrector~ Tomassa Zahir says, "YOu took the shovel out and he died!"

<Newbie> Bacchus says, "when can i be Approved?"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "When you answer my pages and fix what you were told to fix?"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Your name, for example "
<Newbie> Bacchus says, "Noooooo not me nam ;("
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Yes. We don't have Greek gods here - certainly not in *Fastheld*. Bakus would be fine."
<Newbie> Bacchus says, "Balo"
<Newbie> Bacchus says, "Balo Mondrell"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Mondrell would be a Shadow-Touched name/"

<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen says, "In the words of Rar: "I think you'll live.""
<Newbie> Fake Submariner Jacib says, "No I won't."
<Newbie> Old Crackly Dradin stabs Jacib.

<Newbie> Mercan cheers somewhat sleepily.
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen quietly shoves a pillow beneath Mercan's head.
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody takes the pillow. Puts it *over* Mercan's face.
<Newbie> Mercan says, "And people can't understand why I love working for Brody so much."
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen would love it too if every day he took the time out to smother her.
<Newbie> Mercan says, "Have I mentioned in the last 15 minutes or so, that you're a strange little girl, Roen?"

<Newbie> atheles has connected.
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody waves to Atheles, the Greek God of tennis shoes.

<Newbie> Taser Brigade Alainne gentlyflyingtacklepouncehugsnugglecuddleticklestea ls Jacib!
<Newbie> Fake Submariner Jacib catchsnugglecuddlebearhugtwirltickleflyingtackles Alainne!
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody retchhurlvomitupchucklunchlaunchporcelaingodworshi pcarsickairsickspewchunkblows at Jacib and Alainne.

<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody eyeshifts.
<Newbie> Fejij Hillcrest says, "Still not quite clear on that term."
<Newbie> Jhanactus Snow says, "Is that where you raise just one eyebrow?"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "It's where you shift your eyes in one direction - left or right. Sinisterly."
<Newbie> Jhanactus Snow says, "Ahhh."
<Newbie> Fejij Hillcrest says, "The emoted equivalent of anglebracket, underline/dot, anglebracket in same direction as previous?"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody peers. "Weirdo."
<Newbie> Jhanactus Snow says, "Would you prefer I simply used the characters?"
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "No. Weird is good."
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<Newbie> Taser Brigade Alainne shaves Orelnon.
<Newbie> ~Lady Surrector~ Tomassa Zahir says, "Shaving is too kind! WAX HIM! "
<Newbie> Freedom Kisser! Roen gets out her waxing kit.
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Waxing is too kind. BAND-AIDS!"
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin FLEES!

<Newbie> Pardon my Freedom. Adaer Kahar says, "Don't birds migrate? Your family's a bunch of birds?"
<Newbie> Freedom Kisser! Roen says, "People migrate too."
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin says, "The Great Migration!"
<Newbie> Pardon my Freedom. Adaer Kahar says, "Birdpeople. Sure."
<Newbie> Freedom Kisser! Roen smacks.
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin'll migrate you, Adaer.
<Newbie> Freedom Kisser! Roen says, "Yeah, so /there/."
<Newbie> Pardon my Freedom. Adaer Kahar says, "Birdmigrate me. Sure."

<Newbie> Pardon my Freedom. Adaer Kahar says, "Everyone has to take off their shoes to get on a plane here because of that shoe-bomber."
<Newbie> Pardon my Freedom. Adaer Kahar says, "What happened to the bra-bomber?"

<Newbie> Wakokokoko? Tyrone shakes his head, "I like random waffle carriers... but, WHERE ARE THE ROBOTS WITH BANANA BOATS?

<Newbie> Old Crackly Dradin is as threatening as a hardboiled egg.
<Newbie> Old Crackly Dradin says, "Unless you find hardboiled eggs threatening."
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen says, "That could be threatening if hardboiled eggs make you nauseous."
<Newbie> Innocently Alba says, "Truth, Liberty, Justice, and a hard-boiled egg."

<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin says, "Alainne feasts on the flesh of newbies."
<Newbie> Taser Brigade Alainne says, "Not often, Ore..."


<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen says, "Ugh, my sister is turning into my mother already and she's only fifteen."
<Newbie> Commander of Infinite Monkeys Brody says, "Your mom is only 15?"

<Newbie> Actually Ungstiri Tyrone likes the flavour of his feet.
<Newbie> Actually Ungstiri Tyrone sucks on a big toe.

<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen purrs and wraps around Orelnon's legs. "Chocolate and peanut butter. Mmm."
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin throws Reeses cups at Roen.
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen says, "Are they frozen ones? "
<Newbie> Innocently Alba acks at chocolate and peanut butter. That's cruel and unnatural, that is!
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin personally likes his at room temperature.
<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin stares at Alba. "Who /are/ you?"
<Newbie> Your Royal Shortness Roen likes frozen, and will eat the top layer of the chocolate away first and--gasp! "Cruel?! Unnatural?!"

<Newbie> Soul Pirate! Orelnon Mikin says, "Cats have thumbs."
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You say 'who are all these people'
Ghost says 'sluts and hoes'
Ghost says 'its a party'


Carnage has lost his link.
Ghost says 'lets have our way with his unconscious body?'
You say 'eee:('
You say 'what is that way of yours'
You say 'that you perform with unconsious bodies of males'
Ghost says 'face painting?'


Lateralus clantalks 'I hate paladins'
Lateralus clantalks 'they feel fat to me :p'


Carnage wars 'he thinks he is somehow elite by doing the unordinary'
Carnage wars 'but it just makes me think you are stupid =p'
Wuton wars 'I think he is somehow gay'
You war 'i think you should die'


Carnage wars 'F*CKING EEL'
You war 'did it EEET you :p'
Carnage wars 'no it just killed me'
Carnage wars 'and swam away'
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[POL] Kenthar: I mean, just look at this gun, it's an AK!
[POL] Kenthar: Terrorists use AK's!
[POL] Jurgeth: And this rocket is a HE rocket! Thats sexist!

Celcius [NEWBIE]s 'wow'
Celcius [NEWBIE]s 'long time no see demise.'
[OOC] Demise: sup whos you

[OOC] Sejik: I have 7 mines going straight for gold... not quick enough really =\
[OOC] Gunman: Get level 5 improved mines
[OOC] Sejik: I can't get improved mines?
[OOC] Gunman: Need mining lab
[OOC] Sejik: I can't build a mining lab? O.o
[OOC] Gunman: Demolish your old lab and related buildings
[OOC] Sejik: Ok, I don't need gold -that- bad.

[OOC] Fox: Man it's going to take me 5 minutes to rebuild all that

[OOC] Mavin: #### sniper
[INFO]: [Fox kills Mavin]

[INFO]: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Mavin's arm?? Fox just sits there, grinning.
[OOC] Demise: mavins no newbie

[INFO]: Fabal has entered the game.
Fabal [NEWBIE]s 'Raar'
[INFO]: Fabal has left Assault: High Tech War!

[OOC] Gemini: i think everyone in the room should die. i mean, it is a nuke
[OOC] Gunman: It's more like a pinata, it covers you with candy.
[OOC] Gemini: id rather have a nuke
[OOC] Virex: PINATA'EM!
[OOC] Gunman: YES!
[OOC] Virex: Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like NUKEM

(Referring to a gun that is literally 10x worse than an already-weak weapon)
[OOC] Guillaume: bah its still better than the pretty dress amnon gave me

[OOC] Gunman: Goodbye cruel world
[OOC] Gemini: bye cruel immortal
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