[Brody]

Some MUDs have in-game news services that publish information about current events. I've started this thread for folks to post news from their virtual realms.

Here's an example, from one of mine:

Originally Posted by Headline: Zangali proud owner of galaxy's grandest goiter? Reported To: INN Reported On: Grimlahd Time Reported: Fri Feb 14 20: 07:54 3003  (Concordance Time) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------         AKRIL, GRIMLAHD - Uthargul of Clan Bolbanak, a Zangali insect breeder, has a growth nearly the size of his snout bulging out the right side of his neck.         The scaly protuberance, a lump sparked by a rare Zangali illness called Ablok's Syndrome, causes no pain or tenderness, but it *does* result in the normally gravel-voiced reptiloids speaking in a sort of raspy soprano - sort of like when humans inhale helium (not recommended for Zangali, as helium is fatal when inhaled directly and undiluted).         "It is something my descendants will speak of proudly," he said in Zantra, through an interpreter. "They will immortalize it in song."         Sources say Bolbanak's bulge is the largest goiter of its kind in the known galaxy.