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Orion Elder 04-20-2002 12:34 PM

I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):


dragonfangs 04-20-2002 03:47 PM

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there

aeslyn 04-21-2002 04:32 AM


Shao_Long 04-21-2002 09:06 AM

Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!'
Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

SyNo 04-21-2002 03:38 PM


Xanferious 04-21-2002 08:50 PM

a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

Shao_Long 04-22-2002 07:05 AM

its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me)

Frantak says : can I take this beastie ?
Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more.

Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune.
Neptune's blast ****SMITES**** Frantak !!
Frantak is DEAD !!!!

Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

Xanferious 04-22-2002 07:18 AM

Kill the smurfs!

Shao_Long 04-22-2002 10:24 AM


Xanferious 04-22-2002 04:03 PM

a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,

Shao_Long 04-23-2002 04:55 AM

For the honor of the great Intarne,
Slay the Isp Beast !!!

Xanferious 04-23-2002 07:07 AM

if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them.

i think i got that right from connan

funkalicious 04-23-2002 11:40 AM

"SPOOON!" -The Tick

A gnome child smiles at you.
A gnome child mauls you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen.

"All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha"
("Somebody set us up the bomb!")

[edited - another quote]

Shao_Long 04-23-2002 02:40 PM

You smile at a black monk
black monk smiles at you

You thwap black monk for being a moron
black monk thwaps you for being a moron

You throw an alligator at a black monk
Black monk's hit ***DEVASTES*** you !!!
You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!!
You flee head over heels !!!

-he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators :)-

Xanferious 04-23-2002 08:11 PM

"Suicide is the answer"

Wildman 04-25-2002 12:09 PM


Xanferious 04-25-2002 03:03 PM

RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

Shao_Long 04-25-2002 04:44 PM


Molly 04-25-2002 04:56 PM

"Kill all women and rape all men!!!"
(It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show.
Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?"
Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

Sevoric 04-25-2002 06:12 PM



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