fuzzy bunnies which they use to throw at...

Dionae because her plan failed. Since all this was so confusing, Terloch sat down and declared, "...

"Okay enough of this...Krispy Kremes and vodka for all!" There was much rejoicing throughout the land until...

the attack of the killer chicken's which caused.....

an atomic powerplant explosion and a regress to barbaric state..

but made the killer chickens evolve into super intelligent monsters that have taken over the world and has...

...dreamed of this moment since they first saw Farmer John watching the movie 'Planet of the Apes'. But..

Terloch smited all of them and said, "Stop being twinks you twinkity twinks!" Then he decided to pwipe all the chickens for good measure. This caused massive riots in the faraway country of...

chickdaria, which made them to recreate there killer chickens and attack the other countrys with

Shake and Bake Chicken, this attack was an extremely horrible atrocity because everyone in the contries they attacked were vegetarians that only ate...!

apples and oranges, so the new chicken world order grasped the political power and is now....

king of McDonalds, Antartica, and several parts of Aisa and Africa. Being clever rulers, the chickens quickly set up a law that...

made the humans slaves uder the C.N.W.O. and attacked the rest of the rebel forces still left in.....

...Finland. However, the finnish were strong and and led by Kekkonen and Mannerheim, resurrected by the nuclear explosion that first created the killer chickens (Or whatever it was). The finnish managed to...

eradicate all the chickens even though they had inferior power and numbers. With the chickens defeated, the Finnish...

where surprised that the killer chickens they killed was only 1 division of there 8920 divisinal army and the killer chickens.....

took over Sweden and Normay to surrond Finland. The killer chickens added a new ally to it's army. The dreaded...

the dreaded where an elite shoock troops used for only special missions and now the chickens needed them to kill...

5 seconds long, for Mannerheim possessed the Green Destiny sword. The stunning comeback of the finnish drove the chickens...

into hiding under a big pile of cotton while the planned their revenge. Meanwhile...

...a masked figure dressed in all black swooped through the air effortlessly to the room where the green destiny sword was stored, and picked up the sword, replacing it with...

the green destiny vibrator and then he...

Flew back outside and over houses to make his escape, but he was spotted by monk (named Kenthar) that knew the art of air-flying as well. He noticed the thief was carrying the sword and gave chase. ....

only to be stopped by master ninja's that where the elite chicken force so the monk started running away to...

the temple where he worked, to contemplate how he was stopped from retrieving the sword from the thief, for you see, he was a very religious monk and believed there was a godly answer for everything. Kenthar finally decided that...

that he wanted to become a SUPERMONK! Whom defended against all unreligious acts and

found that his skills sucked. so he went to learn the art of Knitting and let the chickens kill the swiss so they ...

(No clue about anything, someone continue Xanferious post)
(from continued of Xan's->) Meanwhile, marshal Mannerheim noticed that the vibrator only did >>>ANNIHILATING<<< to chickens, no longer **** SMITING ****, so he went to search the real Green Destiny sword. He took 20 finnish elite jaegars with him, and proceeded to slay the elite ninjas. Unfortunate to ninjas, how good ever you are in martial arts and what kind of swords you have, bullet bites. And hard.
After the 2.8 seconds long battle, the troops and sir Mannerheim proceeded in search of the thief. They had to split up...

(Whaat? you have no clue whats going on, so instead of reading the story you make up a part that makes no sense? I'm skipping you.)
(from continues of Xan's->)...would invent swiss cheese, his favourite food from the future. (he was a time-travelling, sucky-skilled wannabe-supermonk) but the Swiss weren't extremely powerful; it was going to take a lot of trained men to win. So they did just the solution, drafted every man in Switzerland, and trained them to...

<Heh, I've read the story, but maby it's my poor english, or something, that I couldn't get the idea how to continue about the post I couldn't understand. I shouldn't have of course posted anything. Sorry.>

dance the polka in 5 inch stilleto heals in hopes of making the enemy fall to the floor laughing so they could impale them with the sharpened spikes. However, when the Swedes tried to do this, they failed miserably because of their poor coordination and over one third of the company died. So the monk then...

got scared as he gazed into the distance and saw the Super Chicken, This 70 ft tall Super chicken used its chi feather attack that made the monk run away and......

and ask the mighty god Terloch for one of his special cookies so he could eat it and feel all mighty once again, and give him the courage to...

... open up a can of WHOOP-ASS ™ on the chicken! However, the chicken wasn't that patient and thus...

went to the god Terloch, stole the can of WHOOP-ASS, and opened it onto the monk, therefore...

killing the monk... the chickens now have taken over the planet and look towards space to...

Alpha Centauri. Before going there, they decided to play the game for practice. After a while, all the soldier chickens were demanding Alien Crossfire, but it was out of manufacturing and could not be found anywhere. This caused...

the chickens to use the human slaves to build a huge battle fleet so they could...

Open up a hot-dog stand, serving...

left-over monk meat. now the chickens ahve there space fleet and head towards......

The sun, but everything was ok since they went at midnight. The chickens then made a giant U-turn to...

earth because the forgot to pick up there army so they had to...

land and pick up the army, it wasn't all just a simple boarding process, however, a sabatoge group composed of French soldiers was about to siege the ship in an attempt to...

desytor the chicken flagship, Golden Egg. but the chickens....

had painted it silver in anticipation of this strike. The French soldiers quickly revamped their plan, changing it to...

surrendering immediately. Running back home, the troops came across...

..... a large, lightless black cube, which .....

the chickens took and use it to power.......

...the gethsemane plate, an ill-spoken relic which caused all things within its presense to love and adore its wielder...

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