but the chickens now control it and will use it to take control of .....

to have complete control over ALL humankind !
They activated it,and then...
People ate all of them quickly cuz eveyone now loved chickens !!!

A friendly dragon that normally hated chicken, but now of course loves it because of the weird cube thing or whatever, flies down and declares, '...

"Tis a fowl day when this dragon feasts on chicks, but I must and I will because I have no control over this sudden rush of love for chickens!" After 20 minutes of spewing fire and eating the charred chickens the dragon laid down to ponder what to do next. With a snap of his claws he decided to...

... clone himself, and then ...

all the chickens were dead in a matter of hours between the two of them. Of course, no one could have bacon and eggs anymore, so they had to double up on the bacon, making pigs endangered. The two dragons, being older and wise, came up with a solution:

only 1 dragon can live, so the began to fight ot the death and...

it took 10 years to finish the battle. Since one was a clone anyway, it didn't matter who won, and we won't go into the details of the battle. Back to the problem of the endangerment of velociraptors, the wise dragon's solution was to...

slaughter them all so that people would simply forget about them ! so the dragon...

hired 100,000 mercenaries to dispence of every veliociraptor, every where. Then the mercenaries porceeded to...

wander around the globe ten times over, but found no velociraptors (duh). The dragon, feeling rather stupid for giving the wrong information...

... decided to kill himself, by ...

bonking his head in a cave wall..The wall crumbled to little bits,and behind it there was...

a community of bards whose ancestors got drunk one night, stumble into the cave and passed out. Durning the night there was an avalanche and the historic bards were blocked in. But they flourished behind the rock walls by drinking water that dripped from the ceiling and eating ewwie moss and stuff. The bards of new could only stare up at the dragon, that freed them from their small world, and suddenly one of them spoke and said...

What the hell ??! he said,and thought that dwagon is actually an illusion,cuz he forgot how the real world looks like.so he...

sung a merry tune that everyone danced to. The dragon was so joyed by the song that he forgot about killing himself. After the song ended, however, the dragon's mood immediately changed from jovial to...

highly depressed because the song reminded him of the good times he shared roasting and eating chickens with his clone. The bards fearing drowning from the river of tears flowing from the dragon's face decided they needed to take action. So...

they quickly drew a map,which was supposed to show chicken's hideout (nobody actually knew where it leads cuz they never heard of any chickens).The dragon was really happy to see it,so he jumped high into the air (he kinda smashed the cave's roof,blocking exit for bards again) and flew to the...

window and then flew back to where he was then back and forth about 50 times before he said...

ugh.This is serious..I need a doctor.
So he flew to the dr.Kvirk's place,and asked :

... "What?" ...

the doctor slapped his forehead and yelled, "Aiyaa! How can I cure your head when you're being so loud?!"

The dragon meekly sat quietly until the doctor brewed a potion. He brandished it and chanted, "...

o chicken o chicken come back to thee, and then

a demonic chicken appeared from the flames of hades eminating from the floor for a brief time. The chicken then proceeded to...

cluck madly, which worsened the dragon's head. The doctor, seeing his mistake, uttered the counterspell, "...

... "KFC" ...

...which caused Colonel Sanders to appear in a puff of greasy black smoke. Taking only a moment to assess the situation, the Colonel lunged for the chicken...

...magically ripping out its bones and turning them into toothpicks, and frying up the chicken...

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Eloquai: I'll tell you what would even out bone darts.. if it took one corpse per casting
Melopene: how so?
Eloquai: Because think about it. What sense does it make that you can conjure a material thing from thin air? Especially BONES.
Eloquai: Where the #### plane do you draw bones from?
Melopene: hehe
Melopene: now that would rock
Melopene: and it would make it reasonable
Eloquai: Yea
Eloquai: It makes sense. Corpse = has bones in it
Eloquai: Bones = naturally sharp
Eloquai: Rip bones out, hurl./
Eloquai: Then I could make fun of necromancers. They'd be good for KFC.
Eloquai: "would you like your chicken boneless sir?"

and coating it with liquid aspirin for the dragon. The dragon...

ate it,and magically both was healed and forgot the chickens forever ! whee ! A miracle ! So he thanked Dr.Kvirk and...

flew away into the sky where he was then shot down by a(n)...

fluffy cloud of !!!DEATH!!! This hurt, but didn't cause any serious damage to the dragon, and he promptly...

blew gaseous flames from his buttoxial area which evaported the cloud of !!!DEATH!!! Afterwards...

the dragon realized the fluffly cloud of !!!DEATH!!! was the thing that held the entire universe together; and he just destroyed it. Without it, and without making some sort of substitute in its place, the universe would be destroyed in 5135791637 G10rG0X years! (24 Earth hours!)

but! this was the chickens master plan and they finaly got the dragon to create it through there shady covert operation so...

their plan succeeded, but everyone died because some guy down the street named Bob sabatoged it.

In a different (paralell) universe, the dragon never actually killed the fluffly cloud of !!!DEATH!!!, so in turn...

it collapsed the whole multiverse.

This caused something of a commotion with its inhabitants, so they went on strike, campaigning for a Better Multiverse. They made mugs and t-shirts and flyers and promoted their cause with zeal. All was going well until...

everyone but the Japanese burst into flames for no appearaent reason!

Fortunatly the Japenese were nice guys so they gave a world-wide announcment. "STOP!, DROP!, and...

take off the poop of the bottom of your shoe! it stinks!" then...

as soon as the poop was off of everybody's shoe they stopped burning. The world was saved! All thanks to...

Wenlin's avatar, for his amazing cuteness had...

shocked the Japanese into submission, despite its big hair. Meanwhile...

On the opposite side of the world, a strange and beautiful woman was waking..

to the sound of an enourmously large, cockroach singing "Do You Love Me?" and dancing the

riverdance! The dragon from before whapped both of them and shouted, "...

'No,hell !!!' I dont love ANYTHING at all, but chicken !' - then he suddenly started crying, because...

a crowd of people nearby were trying to make a world record for peeling a REALLY big onion. The dragon cried so much that he...

destroyed three up-and-coming civilizations with the resulting floods. Dismayed at this ...