<Heh, I've read the story, but maby it's my poor english, or something, that I couldn't get the idea how to continue about the post I couldn't understand. I shouldn't have of course posted anything. Sorry.>

dance the polka in 5 inch stilleto heals in hopes of making the enemy fall to the floor laughing so they could impale them with the sharpened spikes. However, when the Swedes tried to do this, they failed miserably because of their poor coordination and over one third of the company died. So the monk then...

got scared as he gazed into the distance and saw the Super Chicken, This 70 ft tall Super chicken used its chi feather attack that made the monk run away and......

and ask the mighty god Terloch for one of his special cookies so he could eat it and feel all mighty once again, and give him the courage to...

... open up a can of WHOOP-ASS ™ on the chicken! However, the chicken wasn't that patient and thus...

went to the god Terloch, stole the can of WHOOP-ASS, and opened it onto the monk, therefore...

killing the monk... the chickens now have taken over the planet and look towards space to...

Alpha Centauri. Before going there, they decided to play the game for practice. After a while, all the soldier chickens were demanding Alien Crossfire, but it was out of manufacturing and could not be found anywhere. This caused...

the chickens to use the human slaves to build a huge battle fleet so they could...

Open up a hot-dog stand, serving...

left-over monk meat. now the chickens ahve there space fleet and head towards......

The sun, but everything was ok since they went at midnight. The chickens then made a giant U-turn to...

earth because the forgot to pick up there army so they had to...

land and pick up the army, it wasn't all just a simple boarding process, however, a sabatoge group composed of French soldiers was about to siege the ship in an attempt to...

desytor the chicken flagship, Golden Egg. but the chickens....

had painted it silver in anticipation of this strike. The French soldiers quickly revamped their plan, changing it to...

surrendering immediately. Running back home, the troops came across...

..... a large, lightless black cube, which .....

the chickens took and use it to power.......

...the gethsemane plate, an ill-spoken relic which caused all things within its presense to love and adore its wielder...

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