but the chickens now control it and will use it to take control of .....

to have complete control over ALL humankind !
They activated it,and then...
People ate all of them quickly cuz eveyone now loved chickens !!!

A friendly dragon that normally hated chicken, but now of course loves it because of the weird cube thing or whatever, flies down and declares, '...

"Tis a fowl day when this dragon feasts on chicks, but I must and I will because I have no control over this sudden rush of love for chickens!" After 20 minutes of spewing fire and eating the charred chickens the dragon laid down to ponder what to do next. With a snap of his claws he decided to...

... clone himself, and then ...

all the chickens were dead in a matter of hours between the two of them. Of course, no one could have bacon and eggs anymore, so they had to double up on the bacon, making pigs endangered. The two dragons, being older and wise, came up with a solution:

only 1 dragon can live, so the began to fight ot the death and...

it took 10 years to finish the battle. Since one was a clone anyway, it didn't matter who won, and we won't go into the details of the battle. Back to the problem of the endangerment of velociraptors, the wise dragon's solution was to...

slaughter them all so that people would simply forget about them ! so the dragon...

hired 100,000 mercenaries to dispence of every veliociraptor, every where. Then the mercenaries porceeded to...

wander around the globe ten times over, but found no velociraptors (duh). The dragon, feeling rather stupid for giving the wrong information...

... decided to kill himself, by ...

bonking his head in a cave wall..The wall crumbled to little bits,and behind it there was...

a community of bards whose ancestors got drunk one night, stumble into the cave and passed out. Durning the night there was an avalanche and the historic bards were blocked in. But they flourished behind the rock walls by drinking water that dripped from the ceiling and eating ewwie moss and stuff. The bards of new could only stare up at the dragon, that freed them from their small world, and suddenly one of them spoke and said...

What the hell ??! he said,and thought that dwagon is actually an illusion,cuz he forgot how the real world looks like.so he...

sung a merry tune that everyone danced to. The dragon was so joyed by the song that he forgot about killing himself. After the song ended, however, the dragon's mood immediately changed from jovial to...

highly depressed because the song reminded him of the good times he shared roasting and eating chickens with his clone. The bards fearing drowning from the river of tears flowing from the dragon's face decided they needed to take action. So...

they quickly drew a map,which was supposed to show chicken's hideout (nobody actually knew where it leads cuz they never heard of any chickens).The dragon was really happy to see it,so he jumped high into the air (he kinda smashed the cave's roof,blocking exit for bards again) and flew to the...

window and then flew back to where he was then back and forth about 50 times before he said...

ugh.This is serious..I need a doctor.
So he flew to the dr.Kvirk's place,and asked :