... "What?" ...

the doctor slapped his forehead and yelled, "Aiyaa! How can I cure your head when you're being so loud?!"

The dragon meekly sat quietly until the doctor brewed a potion. He brandished it and chanted, "...

o chicken o chicken come back to thee, and then

a demonic chicken appeared from the flames of hades eminating from the floor for a brief time. The chicken then proceeded to...

cluck madly, which worsened the dragon's head. The doctor, seeing his mistake, uttered the counterspell, "...

... "KFC" ...

...which caused Colonel Sanders to appear in a puff of greasy black smoke. Taking only a moment to assess the situation, the Colonel lunged for the chicken...

...magically ripping out its bones and turning them into toothpicks, and frying up the chicken...

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Eloquai: I'll tell you what would even out bone darts.. if it took one corpse per casting
Melopene: how so?
Eloquai: Because think about it. What sense does it make that you can conjure a material thing from thin air? Especially BONES.
Eloquai: Where the #### plane do you draw bones from?
Melopene: hehe
Melopene: now that would rock
Melopene: and it would make it reasonable
Eloquai: Yea
Eloquai: It makes sense. Corpse = has bones in it
Eloquai: Bones = naturally sharp
Eloquai: Rip bones out, hurl./
Eloquai: Then I could make fun of necromancers. They'd be good for KFC.
Eloquai: "would you like your chicken boneless sir?"

and coating it with liquid aspirin for the dragon. The dragon...

ate it,and magically both was healed and forgot the chickens forever ! whee ! A miracle ! So he thanked Dr.Kvirk and...

flew away into the sky where he was then shot down by a(n)...

fluffy cloud of !!!DEATH!!! This hurt, but didn't cause any serious damage to the dragon, and he promptly...

blew gaseous flames from his buttoxial area which evaported the cloud of !!!DEATH!!! Afterwards...

the dragon realized the fluffly cloud of !!!DEATH!!! was the thing that held the entire universe together; and he just destroyed it. Without it, and without making some sort of substitute in its place, the universe would be destroyed in 5135791637 G10rG0X years! (24 Earth hours!)

but! this was the chickens master plan and they finaly got the dragon to create it through there shady covert operation so...

their plan succeeded, but everyone died because some guy down the street named Bob sabatoged it.

In a different (paralell) universe, the dragon never actually killed the fluffly cloud of !!!DEATH!!!, so in turn...

it collapsed the whole multiverse.

This caused something of a commotion with its inhabitants, so they went on strike, campaigning for a Better Multiverse. They made mugs and t-shirts and flyers and promoted their cause with zeal. All was going well until...

everyone but the Japanese burst into flames for no appearaent reason!

Fortunatly the Japenese were nice guys so they gave a world-wide announcment. "STOP!, DROP!, and...