How about if I asked the cat's consent first and, by some miracle, it allowed me to cut off its toes?

Did you know it's actually called the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)?

Do you think the cat would let you? And would you believe me if I said that I thought it was the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty against Animals?

Maybe it's different over in the US?

Oh, and you know how toast always lands buttered side up? If you strapped some toast to a cat's belly, what would happen?

And maybe I just had it wrong?

Will you get the cats consent before you strap the toast to the cat's belly?

Well, there wouldn't be much point in asking consent AFTER i'd strapped on the toast, would there?

If toast always lands butter-side up and cats always land feet-first, wouldn't strapping toast to a cat, butter-side down, mess up the logic of the world?

if the logic of the world could be broken by the cat falling feet-first or toast falling butter-side up. what would happen if they fall sideways?

Maybe the logic of the world would just shatter?

Could the cat reach toast that's strapped to it's belly? Would it want toast that's been strapped to it's belly?

Surely if cats can lick themselves... downstairs, they can reach a piece of toast?

Does anyone know HOW MUCH Ammonia stings when you put it on an insect bite?

No - how much does it sting?

Why do mosquitoes sting in the worst places possible, like the middle membrane in your fingers, os the base of you feet?

Maybe because they are evil and should be wiped out - but can't be, since it'd mess up the ecosystem?

Can't we use selective breeding to create a race of mosquitoes that feed off plant proteins rather than blood, thus removing the bloodsucking horror while protecting the ecosystem?

would greenpeace accept the breeding and creation of a new species?

What kinda species?

The kind of species that doesn't suck out our blood, maybe?

What if I liked those kind? Aren't blood-sucking ones cool?