If you were, would you read my mind?
Can you read your own mind?
What would happen? Would it create a feedback loop?

And did anyone try making the cat/toast contraption yet?

Wouldn't the universe cause the point of the paradox to vanish?

And aren't there some fairly young grandmothers out there?

Surely the universe is just a thing, and doesn't have a personality? And surely therefore it can neither like nor dislike paradoxes? Anyway, whether it gets rid of it or not, will the consequences not be random and disastrous anyway?

Do you think you're old enough to be a grandparent?

Who says the universe doesn't have a personality?

And why doesn't one have to have children before one can have grandchildren?

Isn't the universe complex enough to have a personality? Because we have personalities, doesn't that mean that the universe does, as we are part of it?

What about grandpeople-in-laws?

Dont inatimate objects have no personality?
If they did, does everything have their own free-will, to chose what and where they go as they chose?

What the heck is a grandpeople-in-laws?

Doesn't it depend on how you define a personality? I mean, we think we have "free will", but do we choose whether gravity affects us or not?

Yeah, what the heck IS a grandpeople-in-laws?

Aren't grandpeople-in-laws the grandparents of the person you marry?

Maybe it's making my head hurt trying to figure it out?

hello??

Isn't "The Sound of Music" or "Annie" (or whatever the one with Little Orphan Annie in it is really called) better?

freezing, I think?

can you imagine what a great climate I'm having at my city?