Whats the funniest battlecry you've ever heard?
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Not mud related: "All the way live!"

Its from SWAT3...maybe its supposed to mean something, but...

"We'll blast them with lightning bolts from our arse!"

The weirdest warcry I've ever seen in game was done by this human runemage who would shout this everytime she went into battle:

Shay'ra shouts: "a blood curdling warcry of death!"

No, I am not joking...this is what she did.

"chaaaarge........ uh? no....Reeeeetreat"

heard by an ogre attacking a goblin stong hold



FOOOOOD!

"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!"

"I will slay you with my magical, stunning, fearsome..." The character them pulled out an item called "A pink fuzzy bunny." I thought it was a joke, but after he kicked my as*. I found out it was the best sword in the game, named as that.

-Enzo

The funniest one i ever heard wasnt from a mud, but I cant remember exactly where I heard it

"they can rape our horses, and ride off on our women! but they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!!"

That would be from one of my mages on another mud, who had, you guessed it, a portable hole in which he collected the corpses of his fallen enemies. Bit lengthy, but that's why it's wierd.

Domtar yells 'DIE UGLY TULIP'

Azule yells 'ggggggglllllllllllaaaaayyyybbbeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!'

Tsawataineuk yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'
Kenthar yells 'and a hearty aaayyyiiiieeee!!!! to you too, Tsawataineuk!!!'

Rjakegel yells 'Die teammates, im attacking you all on purpose!'

Ruyven yells 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!'

Theo gossips 'SPOON!!!!!'

We have personalized kill messages on ABH, my favorite so far is. (Like instead of seeing, you club bob to death. A player may set up a message of their choosing.)

Kronius pulls out a watch and tosses it on the corpse, 'Guess it was just his time to go...'

My favorite was simply "Duck!", nobody ever did fast enough.

commander: Charge!
private: Are you stupid Sir?
commander: No! your supposed to charge the hill.
private: Im sorry Sir, I cannot follow that order because it conflicts with my self intrests.
commander: uh.....

Ingham says "GO FOR THE EYES SEALOM! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAAASK!"
Sealom says "Ingy, you need to quit playing Baldur's Gate"

*sniff*

heh..BG sure was fun..

Yoshimo yells : You point - I'll punch !
Nicolette says : I never liked Minsc,actually..
Yoshimo says : well..what about I shall become death,Destroyer of worlds !!! ?
Nicolette sniffs sadly...

I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there

Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!'
Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me)

Frantak says : can I take this beastie ?
Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more.

Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune.
Neptune's blast ****SMITES**** Frantak !!
Frantak is DEAD !!!!

Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

Kill the smurfs!

a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,

For the honor of the great Intarne,
Slay the Isp Beast !!!

if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them.

i think i got that right from connan

"SPOOON!" -The Tick

A gnome child smiles at you.
A gnome child mauls you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen.

"All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha"
("Somebody set us up the bomb!")

[edited - another quote]

You smile at a black monk
black monk smiles at you

You thwap black monk for being a moron
black monk thwaps you for being a moron

You throw an alligator at a black monk
Black monk's hit ***DEVASTES*** you !!!
You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!!
You flee head over heels !!!

-he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators :)-

"Suicide is the answer"

RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

"Kill all women and rape all men!!!"
(It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show.
Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?"
Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

i have my massive rod and ill use it...

The best one I have seen on a mud yet is:

"I defend this castle in the name of the buble duck! Quack! Pop! Quack!"

"I am a Priest of Torm, and i will teach you how to fight temptation of evil clerics. but before you fight it you must learn it, come here child and behold my rod of damnation."

dont think i spelled it right.

My usual battle cry is as follows:


ROWWWRRRROOWWWWRRRRPPHHHSSSSSSSSSSTTTSTST.


Literally...

AHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE PANTIES!

Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"Here, pixie pixie pixie..."

One of mine, when attacking the Pixie Forest.

A bit late... my favorite, used by my mentor in one Mud...

"DeathBunnies CHARGE!!!"