(Calling Melly a succubus, that's not nice)

Once upon a time, there was a dragon.

This was a lonely dragon named Charliebob.

The lonely dragon Charliebob hated being lonely, so he set out to find a gurl dragon so he wouldn't be lonely ^_^.

So he traveled to the farthest reaches of the earth finally reaching...

(this has nothing to do with the story, but when did i called Melly succubus ??)

Been there, done that, moving on...

The town of furry footed halflings that burst into flames every

time a leprechuan would look at them. The dragon then preceeded...

laugh at the funny burning people. He continued on to the town of

Emerald City where he met a horse of a different color. He asked the horse if he knew where a female dragon was and he said...

'Neighhhh!' Charliebob didn't enjoy the horse's tone of voice, so he

rode the horse out of Emerald City and into the dreaded city of New York.

Well, Dragons aren't usually found in NYC.. so Charliebob thought he would go were Dragons would be seen.

After getting a martini at a bar, he flew drunk into a magic castle. The castle was named Pigzits, and met a boy name David Panner.

But first, he had to find his way out of New York. Evil taxi's were ramming into his toes and making horrible noises at him.

grrr, ok, darn posting actually taking a whole minute...
*Grumbles endlessly*

sorry, way off story...continue please..

Dashing through the streets of NYC (and grumbling to himself for drinking all that tekila),Charliebob flew past the hideous taxi in a battle to remember. CRASH, BOOM, HONK : P ..... tired, but victorious, Charliebob continues his journey

(We were suppose to start off mine again but that's OK)
Once he had met David Panner, they went to find a girl dragon. So they...

made up a secret handshake so that they could spread the good news of Dragons amongst the people, and have a sign to show the benevolent so that they will join with Charliebob and the girl dragon named....

Melopene the druid dragon!

Melopene however fell ill and the cure could only be found at the....

TopMudSites.

Crazy Taxi! Melly told BD Joe to go to pizza hut, but since that wasn't right, joe said, "

...Joe said "this isn't right".  My name is Charliebob.....Yo Queiro Taco Bell!!!!!!  And once more Melly was put into the Crazy Taxi, given a bottle of fine Tequila and......

listed to the radio to hear the big 6 lotto numbers, "O MY GOD" she screamed, "I WON I WON I WON" she went to.....

Horse races where she lost all money won. boy, that tekila sure hits hard

after she lost her money she went to the roof of the horse track and looked down at the crowd and.....

bubbles to form all other her body resulting her to turn into a...

...a bubble pack envelope.  Now these bubbles were itchy!!!Melly held on....swore under her breath but stood strong. She put her vanity and pain aside and didn't pop even a single one. As she floated slowly down towards the ground ......

a maniac with a flamethrower ran up and

set Charlie Bob on fire and kidnapped Melly.

And Charliebob cried tears of diamonds since he was not only alone, but on fire.

All the mere hoo-mans jumped on top of CharlieBob to try and grab the tears-turned-diamonds. This promptly caught everyone on fire, so they

that were left and unburnt, quickly grabbed marshmallow sticks and made good use out of the burning hoo-men. The smoke was ....

musty and made everyone choke. CharlieBob finally collected himself and

followed the smells of gasoline from the flame-thrower. It lead him all the way to...

the "customer care centre" where.......

demons torturing lawyers until they gave up their law suits. CharlieBob spotted Melly high atop the..!

nearest skyscraper. He yelled to her, "

"What the heck are you doing up there? Do I have to go all the way up there?" In reply...

Melly clicked her ruby hindclaw-tips together and said "There's no place like home!" A magical energy swarmed around her, but didn't do much except

fizzle a bit and set her tail on fire. She screamed in agony and

burst into flames.

Charliebob, distraught that his beautiful lady dragon was dead, asked a mystical witch for help. She gave him a potion that made him happier than Kris Akabusi on Prozac.