I like doing the continuing stories, so I'm going to post one more. Anymore, and I stop completely. You want to add anything to that, send me an e-mail.

Once upon a time...

Surely you can never 'finish' a continuing story? Otherwise that'd spoil the fun. Nevertheless...

...there was a dark elf named Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike had been brought up as an assassin since he was 7, and was well trained in the arts of...

Super Secretness Powers. These powers are only taught by the bums who live under the bridges in Seattle. The elve trained under one paticular bum named...

Gluteus Maximus, a Latin bum from Venice. Gluteus himself was too fat to be stealthy, but he relied on his invisibility potions to keep him unseen. But one day, he discovered with horror that...

due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...

training Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike called the fire department and they immediately put out the fire with...

Gasoline? It actually DID put the fire out dispite the fact that gas is of course highly flammable, but it did leave the nasty side effect of

setting fire to everything else within a 10 metre radius. Shadowstrike screamed and leapt into the river to put himself out. But as he swam around, he discovered that

pirahnas are really not very nice creatures! He hopped back out of the water, plucking the devil fish from his...

chastity belt, but then he thought about how great they felt down there. Leaving them in, he scratched at the singes on his

... What are singes? Anyways, Shadowstrike bowed to Gletus Maxiums and told him he training was complete, so he was off to...

(singes being burns that aren't very bad...)

burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to...

McDoanld's because you have to have a Butterfinger McFlurry before traveling to London. So on the concord, he scarfed his McFlurry down, got off the airplane..

And then suddenly a strange arab with a scraggly black beard entered the scene, yelling 'Allah akbar!!!' and...

...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...

, with his new companion, went to the Volcano of...uh, Hot. Where the chaotic evil Drow mage\engineer was

flame-grilling some burgers to sell to Burger King at extortionate prices. Shadowstrike had to stop this terrible crime, so he sent his arab companion to

lawsuit the evil drow's arse because, the arab guy was also a respected lawyer.

However, the drow had the entire cast of Ally Mcbeal behind him, and so he warded off the attacks of the Arab with little trouble. Shadowstrike, horrified, decided to try something else instead...

... and challenged the not so nice drow to a game of Chess. Fortunatly...

the drow had no fingers and couldn't move the pieces. Eventually he became so frustrated he screamed and leapt into the volcano, where he sprouted a new range of flame-grilled drow burgers at Burger King. Satisfied that his work was done, Shadowstrike...

...but shadowstrike had a chronic fear of royalty and ran away screaming. He ran and he ran, and he didn't stop running until he reached the...

forest of the boogiemen! when he stopped running he realized he was in deep ####, as he was searching for the way out he....

discovered a young boogieman crying in a clearing. He stopped and said "What is the matter, child?" In reply...

the boogiechild stood up and yelled, "BOO" scaring the $4!^ out of Shadowstrike so he ran so more...

And then realized he dropped the only $4 he had! Not only that, but he dropped his spare exclamation point and strange arrow thing! He went to a very odd shop to beg (because his begging skill was very high) for money and another exclamation point and strange arrow thing. The old guy at the store...

(BTW, we should all meet up on Gamespy Arcade and play YARN)

...said, "Let me tell you what... I'll let you take this ring of Unlimited Wishes off my hands. Be very careful though... it is VERY literal. For example, whatever you do, do NOT wish for it to make you a strawberry milkshake. Good luck." The old man with a curious glint in his eye then handed the ring to Shadowstrike and breathed a sigh of relief. Shadowstrike...

...was unfortunately a chronic sufferer of FCS, or Fatal Curiousity Syndrome. He summoned all the power of the ring and asked it to make him a strawberry milkshake. The ring glowed brightly for a moment and then...

a lovely cherry milkshake appeared in Shadowstrike's hands. Suddenly, a group of

extremely literal tribbles attacked Shadowstrike. They took him hostage and it seemed like the only way out would be to

dance lambada with the uglyest tribble ever. Shadowstrike...

proceeded to dance the lambada and got away with his shake. Finishing it off, he wished he next wish. He wanted to marry...

the next random animal he saw! Because the shake was a love shake from random Xanth novels! And the next animal he saw, was of course a d...

isastrously large f...

urry footed r....

rhino-like, 3 toed- sl...

-imy creature known as a b

i*chy Santrillatwo! Santrilla's good twin sister, since Santrilla is the evil one. Santrilla two proceeded...

to offer Shadowstrike some tea and crumpets. After so many posts, he forgot to fall in love, and instead panicked and

...wished that none of this had ever happened to him! Before he realized the ramifications of his words the ring in response started to glow and with a sudden bright flash...

He was back with the bums in the streets of Seattle. Shadowstrike looked around, but couldn't figure out where he was. Then it donned on him. He was at...

the riverside, and Gluteus Maximus was about to burst into flames. Thinking quickly, Shadowstrike...

Fetched water insted of the gasoliene that the Fire Department used. He dumped the water on the fire, which

caused Gletues Maximus to melt. Screaming, "I'm melting..." Shadowstrike burst into tears, as...

The fire department ran in with the gasoliene, because someone else called. The firefighters got a bit confused and threw the gasoliene on ShadowStrike because he was wearing his orange and red tie-dye shirt that day. The gas' fumes

smelt, oddly enough, of blue cheese. Shadowstrike had a chronic fear of blue cheese and leapt shrieking into the river, saving himself from painful combustion. Meanwhile...

The strange Arab man that ShadowStrike saw in the last "timeline" ran into the area yelling, 'Allah akbar!!!' With ShadowStrike in the water momentarily, and the people profoundly confuzzled,