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Don't honk; I'm reloading my crossbow.
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It has to be said...
Do you wanna see my longsword? |
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I am the proud parent of an archmage...
Honk if you're tall, handsome, and the son of a major deity... I survived the eighth level of the abyss and all I got was this lousy sticker... Support honest justicars... Don't laugh, It could be your familiar in here... My girlfriend's a vampire... Souls, Blood, or Sex... Nobody rides for free... |
CAUTION: Never Drive Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly
Here Dragon, Dragon! Life is a Witch and then you Fly My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God My Other Car Is A Broom Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiper Why Get Real? Plastic is Cheaper & comes in prettier colors Do Not Enter Dragons Only Warning Invisible Dragon in Back Seat It's A Druid Thing Love Your Enemies. It really gets them confused. Dragon Parking Only My Parents Taught Me to Fight for Justice Necrophilia Is Dead |
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*Pasted on the back of a pony*My other horse is a unicorn
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Save a horse. Ride a Nazgul.
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Love me, love my hyppogriff
Chlorinate the gene pool – kill a human. :-) (For dragons) If you can read this, you’re in my dump zone |
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Actually spotted: "My other char is an imm"
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(posted ontop of the saddle of a mount)
"If you can read this, the bastard fell of." |
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Ahem
The B2 bomber's text should clearly read: "If you can see this ... You know that another 2 billion USD has been spent on a single warplane. How many public schools, hospitals or infrastructure improvements could have been bought for THAT ammount of money?" |
(on a dragon)
Lead, follow, or...oh ####, who am I kidding? You're all toast anyway. (a couple in-jokes) Kiss my gfb! Firebolts don't kill people, Daring kills people. (on a mage's mount) Suck my fireballs! I defeated the Dragon King and all I got is this 3rd degree burn over 90% of my body! (another one for a dragon) I've got heartburn and I'm not afraid to use it! My sword's bigger than your sword. (on a horse about to be eaten by a dragon) Do you want fries with that? |
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
Dragons are hot lovers. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures. If we aren't supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat? It's a druid thing. Druids go home, your forests need you. Remember, pillage first... then burn! Well, this day was a total waste of mana! Your village called... their idiot is missing. (Ones I've seen, or seen and improvised on to sound more muddish) Serpentia, Underlord of Destruction from Adventures Unlimited. |
The way to a man's heart is between his third and fourth ribs.
Dragon meat DOES taste like chicken. My God ate your God for lunch. |
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