OK, decided to start another continuing story, cos the other one is drying up a little.

One day in the magical forest there was a little gnome named Gnibble. Gnibble was a sad little gnome because...

...gnobody gnew his gname. He had been found wandering aimlessly as a little gnomling by the Magical Elite Elm Elves of Magical Forest and could gnot remember where he was from or where his parents were. The elves soon found out that along with the curse of his memory loss he has also been put under a spell that...

morphed him into a rampaging werewolf every night that liked to eat elves.

As a result, Gribble usually spent his evenings in a cage made from silver (after all, elves can't touch iron and gold's too soft to do much with.) But one night, the elves...

forgot to lock the cage and Gnibble the Gnome was allowed to roam free around the elven city. The first place he went was...

...the dark catacomb under the Elven Castle. He was wandering aimlessly here for some time, and then he saw a slimmy...

toad, that gibble picked up and said Im gonna eat you all up. The toad repleyed if you kiss me ill grant you three wishes.
gribble ponders for a moment and...

... eagerly brought the toad to his lips and kissed it. Suddenly the frog turned into a beautiful princess but he in turn reverted into a toad! He tried to tell her his first wish was to be back to his normal self but all that came out was a croak! The princess looked down at Gribble and...

laughed evilly, for the princess was in fact an evil witch. "You stupid gnome!" she cackled. "You have fallen for my trap and now you will be doomed to...

see thousands of elves in your werewolf form, but you aren't going to be able to eat them! Bwahahaha! And so the witch

picked up gribble and said now i think someone as greedy as you are should have a special treat. with that she put him in a box and went to the market where she.....

bought a really tiny crown and put it on Gribble's head. Then a merchant...

saw the crown on gribbles head, comming from a faraway land that whorships frogs and toads he thinks that gribble is the Emporer of the Toad nation and says to gribble, My humble Lord I am at your command and thy armies. Gribble then....

told the man to buzz off, so he transmogrified into a bee and flew away. The witch, after falling down from laughter, told Glibble

to spell his goddarn name right. Gnibble burst into tears because, even though he was now a were-toad-king-gnome-thing, still gnobody gnew his gname.

so gribble needed somone to speak toadish gnome to say gribble then he would be cured so gribble....

went to Taco Bell and asked the chiuawawa, "Excuse me,

the tacobell dog said NO GET OUT I HAVE THIS JOB, i just lost the giko gig to a talking gegko. get lost, so gribble went....

to the Toad-gnome Translator Emporium, his coinpouch full of gold pieces. But when he got to the Emporium, he discovered that...

the Toad-gnome speaks only toadish, and he doesnt knows that language ! so...