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Once upon a time...

there was a dragon!

The dragon was both massive and terrifying.  From nose to tail it measured well over two hundred feet, although the last poor chap who tried turned out to be little more to an appetizer to this ancient beast who fed mostly off of the nearby town's livestock and foolhardy adventurers who sought it harm.

The beast enjoyed its reign of terror deep within his mountain lair until one day...

... it contracted athletes foot and had to search the lands for a...

a small little leprechuan named....

... Foothumper, whom was booted from his tribe for not living up to his name. The dragon needed to find this ...

powder that only the lepracaun had. Unfourtunately, the lepracaun was exceptionally tiny, and the dragon, being huge, had to...

finally get some help finding Lepracaun. So he went to...

the gnomes village, only he knows the location of the...

Taparamorfic Zuiklandus Recipee,which can...

...cure the poor dragon of it's ailment. Unfortunately the is one side effect of this medicine. It causes the user to...

turn into the dreaded Mother-In-Law of....

... the most powerful mage in the lands. Whom having previously thought he had, without his wifes knowledge of course, gotten rid of said mother-in-law by ....

deep-frying her in a french fries cooker and fed her to the dragon.

In yet another distant land, another dragon...

was repeatedly asking everyone on the mud to marry her. The large number of refusals made her...

begin to think that the love potion she'd bought from the traveling peddler wasn't any good. So she went in search of....

a lover that would be dear to her. So she went a married the head immortal of the MUD...

... Aros atop Mount Olympas. However, as she reached the towering kingdom that housed the Gods she was waylaid by the God of ....

Very Good Food. As the God of very good food munched away at some very good....

... deep fried, candy covered mother-in-laws she was siezed by a sudden flash back to her 'near' death experience and ....