I'm reminded of the Chappelle's Show skit where Dave can't believe R. Kelly would do anything untoward because he once made albums Dave liked:
Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?
Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID (for the underage girl), a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity.
R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.
As an aside, if you're going to claim I'm on a "bandwagon" with the original poster (the_logos)... son, you haven't been around these parts long, have you?
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