The Gay Blackjack
The gayest blackjack in the world, it happily clobbers its victims with a gusto unrivaled by the greatest of jolly Santa-impersonator-thieves. Made of sunshine and soda-pop which has been passed through a powerful specialized stasis field, it emits horribly gay music when used by particularly gay muggers. It may cast 'prismatic spray' of its own free will, and does so when extremely happy; Unfortunately, its difficult to tell what will make the blackjack happy at any given moment, and it is liable to go off any time.
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