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Statue of Gods
Purchased at a tacky tourist shop, the statue of gods has the power to look incredibly corny no matter where you put it. It's original home was the aquarium of the devil, where fish were forced to view the bright neon colors and incredible unsuitability for the otherwise perfect aquarium. It now resides in the theme restaurant down the street next to the moose head.
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