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Old 05-01-2004, 12:14 AM   #3
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Crate of Orange, Multiplying Lizards

A joke created by Gred Lucav, master gnomish enchanter. Thirty of them were found in his basement after his untimely death.

Each crate contains a single, large (1 1/2 foot long, 1/2 foot wide), ugly looking orange lizard. Upon the container being opened, it crawls out and seeks the nearest brothel or other house of ill repute (Sometimes finding a solitary, discreet business). There, it hides beneath the floors reproducing asexually until there is no more room left. When this happens, they all emerge and leave at once, pouring through the front exit. Finally, they rapidly merge together until only one is left, which promptly seeks out another suitable empty container.

The lizards do not eat, cause no direct harm upon being discovered or on exiting the building, and are completely inanimate once the original spell is disrupted.

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Wand of the Snails.
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