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The Vorpal Tribble · 09-12-2002, 03:39 PM

...the Borg materialized all about in wavy green light and pointed their twitching and rotating mechanical arms at the pool of dwarves and gummi worms and intoned emotionlessly, "You will be assimulated. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over." The dwarves looked up from the worms in surprise and...

Santrilla · 09-12-2002, 03:57 PM

began singing "Hi ho, hi ho..." The Borg were not impressed, however, and prompty assimilated them all. Luckily they didn't notice Dave because he was very short- even for a dwarf. All alone, Dave had no choice but to

Rivalyn · 09-12-2002, 06:30 PM

repress his inner desire to leave all his friends assimilated because then he'd be the king of their mountain home. Shaking his head, he decided to save them so they'd all buy him lots of mead so then he...

The Vorpal Tribble · 09-13-2002, 01:14 AM

...tore off his clothes and performed, in the nude, scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. The Borg froze in midstride and screamed in horror as they rapidly transported themselves back to their ship. The dwarves glanced at each other in bewilderment and then at Dave...

Santrilla · 09-17-2002, 02:53 AM

and screamed, because they'd never realised that below all that hard leather armor, Dave was actually a lady dwarf! They shrieked in horror as parts of Dave jiggled which they'd never seen jiggle on a dwarf before. In fear, they leapt back into the moat...

Wes_Kalister · 10-15-2002, 12:44 AM

Unfortunately for them, the gummi worms were actually brightly colored, undead leaches. The leaches proceeded to devour Dave's dwarven posse. Dave, being terribly terrified and alergic to leaches, decided to ditch the others and his body suit which he wore for comfort reasons (meaning Dave is still a male) and the damsel in destress and continue on the search for Wenlin..

Santrilla · 10-15-2002, 04:00 PM

But then, suddenly, a flash-fire burned down everything in sight. The fire spread across the entire universe, wiping the whole thing out. It was then decided by the higher beings that continuing story posts should be posted on 'The FINAL continuing story' thread rather than this one.

The end.

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09-12-2002, 03:39 PM	#21
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	...the Borg materialized all about in wavy green light and pointed their twitching and rotating mechanical arms at the pool of dwarves and gummi worms and intoned emotionlessly, "You will be assimulated. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over." The dwarves looked up from the worms in surprise and...

09-12-2002, 03:57 PM	#22
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	began singing "Hi ho, hi ho..." The Borg were not impressed, however, and prompty assimilated them all. Luckily they didn't notice Dave because he was very short- even for a dwarf. All alone, Dave had no choice but to

09-12-2002, 06:30 PM	#23
Rivalyn New Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 9	repress his inner desire to leave all his friends assimilated because then he'd be the king of their mountain home. Shaking his head, he decided to save them so they'd all buy him lots of mead so then he...

09-13-2002, 01:14 AM	#24
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	...tore off his clothes and performed, in the nude, scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. The Borg froze in midstride and screamed in horror as they rapidly transported themselves back to their ship. The dwarves glanced at each other in bewilderment and then at Dave...

09-17-2002, 02:53 AM	#25
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	and screamed, because they'd never realised that below all that hard leather armor, Dave was actually a lady dwarf! They shrieked in horror as parts of Dave jiggled which they'd never seen jiggle on a dwarf before. In fear, they leapt back into the moat...

10-15-2002, 12:44 AM	#26
Wes_Kalister New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8	Unfortunately for them, the gummi worms were actually brightly colored, undead leaches. The leaches proceeded to devour Dave's dwarven posse. Dave, being terribly terrified and alergic to leaches, decided to ditch the others and his body suit which he wore for comfort reasons (meaning Dave is still a male) and the damsel in destress and continue on the search for Wenlin..

10-15-2002, 04:00 PM	#27
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	But then, suddenly, a flash-fire burned down everything in sight. The fire spread across the entire universe, wiping the whole thing out. It was then decided by the higher beings that continuing story posts should be posted on 'The FINAL continuing story' thread rather than this one. The end.

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