01-12-2003, 05:22 PM | #21 |
New Member
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 18
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227 yr male elf healer seeks female for long term relationship, reserches into immorality, and quiet nights by the fireside.
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01-17-2003, 11:20 AM | #22 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Name: Chris
Location: Wolverhampton, UK
Posts: 358
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Aging coder with arthritic fingers seeks young female partner/typist for companionship. Must be able to type a minimum of 60 wpm, cook gruel, and be an expert in spoon-feeding. Experience as a newbie helper would be an advantage (lots of patience). Code leeches/stealers need not apply.
Or one for fun: Still young male dwarf, 70, long brown beard and hair, own chainmail seeks partner for days out and long nights in. Must be razor sharp, comfortable to hold, glittery, and nicely balanced. Liking for blood and being thrown an advantage. Dwarven-made is a must. Please be sure to include crafters name, material, and age in reply. |