01-28-2003, 03:59 PM | #121 |
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How about if I asked the cat's consent first and, by some miracle, it allowed me to cut off its toes?
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01-30-2003, 06:33 PM | #122 |
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Do you think the cat would let you? And would you believe me if I said that I thought it was the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty against Animals?
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01-30-2003, 06:35 PM | #123 |
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Maybe it's different over in the US?
Oh, and you know how toast always lands buttered side up? If you strapped some toast to a cat's belly, what would happen? |
01-30-2003, 06:41 PM | #124 |
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And maybe I just had it wrong?
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02-06-2003, 03:44 PM | #125 |
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Will you get the cats consent before you strap the toast to the cat's belly?
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02-06-2003, 04:59 PM | #126 |
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Well, there wouldn't be much point in asking consent AFTER i'd strapped on the toast, would there?
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02-06-2003, 06:08 PM | #127 |
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If toast always lands butter-side up and cats always land feet-first, wouldn't strapping toast to a cat, butter-side down, mess up the logic of the world?
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02-07-2003, 02:49 PM | #128 |
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if the logic of the world could be broken by the cat falling feet-first or toast falling butter-side up. what would happen if they fall sideways?
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02-07-2003, 06:08 PM | #129 |
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Maybe the logic of the world would just shatter?
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02-08-2003, 04:42 PM | #131 |
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Could the cat reach toast that's strapped to it's belly? Would it want toast that's been strapped to it's belly?
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02-09-2003, 08:26 AM | #132 |
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Surely if cats can lick themselves... downstairs, they can reach a piece of toast?
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02-09-2003, 06:15 PM | #133 |
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No - how much does it sting?
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02-09-2003, 06:38 PM | #134 |
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Why do mosquitoes sting in the worst places possible, like the middle membrane in your fingers, os the base of you feet?
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02-10-2003, 10:28 PM | #135 |
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Maybe because they are evil and should be wiped out - but can't be, since it'd mess up the ecosystem?
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02-12-2003, 01:57 PM | #136 |
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Can't we use selective breeding to create a race of mosquitoes that feed off plant proteins rather than blood, thus removing the bloodsucking horror while protecting the ecosystem?
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02-12-2003, 03:01 PM | #137 |
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would greenpeace accept the breeding and creation of a new species?
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02-12-2003, 07:36 PM | #138 |
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What kinda species?
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02-12-2003, 09:27 PM | #139 |
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The kind of species that doesn't suck out our blood, maybe?
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02-12-2003, 10:52 PM | #140 |
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What if I liked those kind? Aren't blood-sucking ones cool?
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