|04-07-2003, 01:02 PM||#1|
Join Date: Apr 2003
I read a list put together from a game I used to play and it was hilarious! Some of my favorites:
"Let me lead! I know this area completely!"
(Next message: You have fallen into a seething black pit. You are instantly bitten to death by a squirming mass of pit vipers! )
"Wonder what this button does.."
"Nah, I've been here before. Nothing dangerous here."
Post funny Last Words quotes from your own experience!
|04-07-2003, 01:21 PM||#2|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Hang on lads...I've got a brilliant idea.
Invis demons? There is no such thing as invis demons!
Oh come on, its only a little gnome.
What do you mean you forgot the torch???
Don't worry, we can run through before he attacks.
Remember, please use stunmode. (when sparring)
|04-08-2003, 12:11 AM||#6|
Goblin: Okay, here's the deal, I'll kill one of you. You two get to decide who.
Noble (elf): Please. As elves we could never possibly make such a decision about our kind. Elves don't work that way.
NobleII (elf): **** her!! Let me go! Kill her!
*Two dead nobles result*
*paraphrased, of course*
|04-11-2003, 02:58 AM||#9|
"Does anyone know the cure for the poison from the little halfling darts?"
"Of course I trust him, he's an -elf-."
"Sure, half-giants are big, but he'd have to hit me to kill me!"
"Never call a dwarf tiny, half-breed (to a mul)."
"That is one -big- lizard."
"That is one -big- bird."
"It's only a little jozhal."
"Did anyone else just see the sand move?"
"A sharp dart flies in from the west.
An arrow flies in from the west.
The feral halfling flies in from the west."
"Don't worry, gith aren't that smart."
"You skin that one, I'll hold this one off."
"Do you think we should be climbing this high?"
"Uhh, Sarge... is it true that you can fall over the Wall?"
And of course, a personal favorite:
"I don't see why you're so high and mighty, just because you're a templar!"
|04-24-2003, 06:17 AM||#13|
Join Date: Jul 2002
To recap some of mine (may not be verbatim, but the essence is there):
"Mother, I am sorry. I didn't mean to die."
"I will see you suffer in Balgashang!"
"I have to flee..."
"What a woman!"
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