Roleplaying and Storytelling

annek · 04-07-2003, 01:02 PM

I read a list put together from a game I used to play and it was hilarious! Some of my favorites:

"Let me lead! I know this area completely!"
(Next message: You have fallen into a seething black pit. You are instantly bitten to death by a squirming mass of pit vipers! )

"Wonder what this button does.."

"Better scan!"
"Nah, I've been here before. Nothing dangerous here."

Post funny Last Words quotes from your own experience!

Ymorr · 04-07-2003, 01:21 PM

Hang on lads...I've got a brilliant idea.

Invis demons? There is no such thing as invis demons!

Oh come on, its only a little gnome.

What do you mean you forgot the torch???

Don't worry, we can run through before he attacks.

Remember, please use stunmode. (when sparring)

The Vorpal Tribble · 04-07-2003, 03:24 PM

OnyxFlame · 04-07-2003, 11:22 PM

John · 04-08-2003, 12:05 AM

Don't worry Sarge, we're good riders *moments before plummetting off a large cliff*

Alaire · 04-08-2003, 12:11 AM

Goblin: Okay, here's the deal, I'll kill one of you. You two get to decide who.

Noble (elf): Please. As elves we could never possibly make such a decision about our kind. Elves don't work that way.

NobleII (elf): **** her!! Let me go! Kill her!

*Two dead nobles result*
*paraphrased, of course*

Spazmatic · 04-11-2003, 01:42 AM

It's just a small dragon...

karlan · 04-11-2003, 02:31 AM

Eternal · 04-11-2003, 02:58 AM

"Does anyone know the cure for the poison from the little halfling darts?"

"Of course I trust him, he's an -elf-."

"Sure, half-giants are big, but he'd have to hit me to kill me!"

"Never call a dwarf tiny, half-breed (to a mul)."

"That is one -big- lizard."

"That is one -big- bird."

"It's only a little jozhal."

"Did anyone else just see the sand move?"

"A sharp dart flies in from the west.
An arrow flies in from the west.
The feral halfling flies in from the west."

"Don't worry, gith aren't that smart."

"You skin that one, I'll hold this one off."

"Do you think we should be climbing this high?"

"Uhh, Sarge... is it true that you can fall over the Wall?"

And of course, a personal favorite:
"I don't see why you're so high and mighty, just because you're a templar!"

John · 04-11-2003, 03:03 AM

"I don't need to see where I'm going. I remember the way."

Vesper · 04-11-2003, 12:20 PM

You ask, 'Ok, who decided to go into the black cauldron?'

You hear somebody's death cry.

You say, 'Dinner is on.'

Santrilla · 04-24-2003, 05:30 AM

Frostflower · 04-24-2003, 06:17 AM

To recap some of mine (may not be verbatim, but the essence is there):

"Mother, I am sorry. I didn't mean to die."

"Threacherous bastards."

"I will see you suffer in Balgashang!"

"I have to flee..."

"What a woman!"

Rytorth · 04-24-2003, 05:28 PM

Rytorth · 04-24-2003, 05:34 PM

(Not the words of the deceased, fyi)
"I don't want any trouble..."
- said to a bounty hunter, by a bounty.

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04-07-2003, 01:02 PM	#1
annek New Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1	I read a list put together from a game I used to play and it was hilarious! Some of my favorites: "Let me lead! I know this area completely!" (Next message: You have fallen into a seething black pit. You are instantly bitten to death by a squirming mass of pit vipers! ) "Wonder what this button does.." "Better scan!" "Nah, I've been here before. Nothing dangerous here." Post funny Last Words quotes from your own experience!

04-07-2003, 01:21 PM	#2
Ymorr New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 4	Hang on lads...I've got a brilliant idea. Invis demons? There is no such thing as invis demons! Oh come on, its only a little gnome. What do you mean you forgot the torch??? Don't worry, we can run through before he attacks. Remember, please use stunmode. (when sparring)

04-07-2003, 03:24 PM	#3
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203

04-07-2003, 11:22 PM	#4
OnyxFlame Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 153

04-08-2003, 12:05 AM	#5
John Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 252	Don't worry Sarge, we're good riders moments before plummetting off a large cliff

04-08-2003, 12:11 AM	#6
Alaire Member Join Date: May 2002 Name: Lisa Location: www.elwar.com/southlands Home MUD: The Southlands Posts: 69	Goblin: Okay, here's the deal, I'll kill one of you. You two get to decide who. Noble (elf): Please. As elves we could never possibly make such a decision about our kind. Elves don't work that way. NobleII (elf): **** her!! Let me go! Kill her! Two dead nobles result paraphrased, of course

04-11-2003, 01:42 AM	#7
Spazmatic Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 103	It's just a small dragon...

04-11-2003, 02:31 AM	#8
karlan Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Brisbane Australia Posts: 74

04-11-2003, 02:58 AM	#9
Eternal New Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sun Valley, ID Posts: 28	"Does anyone know the cure for the poison from the little halfling darts?" "Of course I trust him, he's an -elf-." "Sure, half-giants are big, but he'd have to hit me to kill me!" "Never call a dwarf tiny, half-breed (to a mul)." "That is one -big- lizard." "That is one -big- bird." "It's only a little jozhal." "Did anyone else just see the sand move?" "A sharp dart flies in from the west. An arrow flies in from the west. The feral halfling flies in from the west." "Don't worry, gith aren't that smart." "You skin that one, I'll hold this one off." "Do you think we should be climbing this high?" "Uhh, Sarge... is it true that you can fall over the Wall?" And of course, a personal favorite: "I don't see why you're so high and mighty, just because you're a templar!"

04-11-2003, 03:03 AM	#10
John Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 252	"I don't need to see where I'm going. I remember the way."

04-11-2003, 12:20 PM	#11
Vesper Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 67	You ask, 'Ok, who decided to go into the black cauldron?' You hear somebody's death cry. You say, 'Dinner is on.'

04-24-2003, 05:30 AM	#12
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387

04-24-2003, 06:17 AM	#13
Frostflower New Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 13	To recap some of mine (may not be verbatim, but the essence is there): "Mother, I am sorry. I didn't mean to die." "Threacherous bastards." "I will see you suffer in Balgashang!" "I have to flee..." "What a woman!"

04-24-2003, 05:28 PM	#14
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364

04-24-2003, 05:34 PM	#15
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	(Not the words of the deceased, fyi) "I don't want any trouble..." - said to a bounty hunter, by a bounty.

Roleplaying and Storytelling

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