02-26-2006, 02:47 PM | #1 |
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(Oldbies , for those who don't know, are players that have been playing for past a period of 5 years,kinda non stop)
How many oldbies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five oldbies, a newbie, and a newbie helper. A newbie helper to help a newbie actually screw it in and five oldbies to complain about how good it was when the light was out. |
02-26-2006, 03:01 PM | #2 |
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02-26-2006, 03:06 PM | #4 |
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(Just funny)
Reix wisps: My monkey giggles when I squeeze it. Feet wisps: Err, that's Elmo, Reix. Aerk wisps: Reix's monkey is big and red and looks like Drakkos. Reix wisps: I find your obsession with my monkey disturbing, Aerk. Aerk wisps: I will have it, one day soon! |
02-26-2006, 03:09 PM | #5 |
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02-26-2006, 03:17 PM | #6 |
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(this is what happens on late nights and every oldbie on the chat channel is feeling really stupid and tired)
TuBBy wisps: i LiKe ThAt BoUlDeR...tHaT iS a NiCe BoUlDeR... Maelin wisps: It either says lktabudrhtsncbudr or it says iiehtoletaiaieole Warrax wisps: I think the second has more hidden meaning. Maelin wisps: Hang on... Maelin wisps: supposing we took those two seemingly meaningless strings of letters, and we interlaced them? Warrax wisps: My god, I think you may be on to something! Maelin wisps: Then we would get ether likiteahbtuodlrehttasinacibeuodlre, or ilikethatboulderthatisaniceboulder Maelin wisps: I think we've picked up something here! Warrax wisps: Hmmm, try putting the first phrase backwards! Maelin wisps: Say we read that first one backwards... erldouebicanisattherldoutbhaetikil Warrax wisps: My god, the last three letters are 'kil'! We've discovered the secret! Warrax wisps: Tubby is going to .... kill the patrician! Maelin wisps: If we read that message by taking every two letters and then flipping them and putting it all back together again, we get: redluobecinasitahtredluobtahtekili Maelin wisps: LooK! The last foor letters are Kili! Tubby is going to murder Kili! DrSurd wisps: thats a good thing, good for you tubby |
02-26-2006, 03:20 PM | #7 |
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02-26-2006, 03:21 PM | #8 |
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02-26-2006, 03:23 PM | #9 |
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02-26-2006, 03:25 PM | #10 |
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(How to scare newbies)
(newbie) Bazza: anyone know how to play this game? Pupazz wisps: Just show the whites of your eyes, and boom "Get Thee Away From This Sanctuary Of The Dark Lord, Mortal!" then chase them around cackling. Maelin wisps: Ridiculous. A human head wouldn't bounce. Pupazz wisps: ...Nonlethal? We dont deal in that kind of thing. Try the MUD down the street. |
02-26-2006, 03:42 PM | #11 |
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(a lazy bodyguard)
A troll bodyguard and a fat merchant are standing here. You prepare to attack a fat merchant. You skewer the fat merchant with your stiletto. You perforate the fat merchant with your stiletto. You killed the fat merchant. The troll bodyguard checks for a potential danger |