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Orion Elder · 04-20-2002, 12:34 PM

I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):

dragonfangs · 04-20-2002, 03:47 PM

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there

aeslyn · 04-21-2002, 04:32 AM

Shao_Long · 04-21-2002, 09:06 AM

Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!'
Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

SyNo · 04-21-2002, 03:38 PM

Xanferious · 04-21-2002, 08:50 PM

a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

Shao_Long · 04-22-2002, 07:05 AM

its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me)

Frantak says : can I take this beastie ?
Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more.

Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune.
Neptune's blast ****SMITES**** Frantak !!
Frantak is DEAD !!!!

Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

Xanferious · 04-22-2002, 07:18 AM

Kill the smurfs!

Shao_Long · 04-22-2002, 10:24 AM

Xanferious · 04-22-2002, 04:03 PM

a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,

Shao_Long · 04-23-2002, 04:55 AM

For the honor of the great Intarne,
Slay the Isp Beast !!!

Xanferious · 04-23-2002, 07:07 AM

if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them.

i think i got that right from connan

funkalicious · 04-23-2002, 11:40 AM

"SPOOON!" -The Tick

A gnome child smiles at you.
A gnome child mauls you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen.

"All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha"
("Somebody set us up the bomb!")

[edited - another quote]

Shao_Long · 04-23-2002, 02:40 PM

You smile at a black monk
black monk smiles at you

You thwap black monk for being a moron
black monk thwaps you for being a moron

You throw an alligator at a black monk
Black monk's hit ***DEVASTES*** you !!!
You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!!
You flee head over heels !!!

-he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators

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Xanferious · 04-23-2002, 08:11 PM

"Suicide is the answer"

Wildman · 04-25-2002, 12:09 PM

Xanferious · 04-25-2002, 03:03 PM

RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

Shao_Long · 04-25-2002, 04:44 PM

Molly · 04-25-2002, 04:56 PM

"Kill all women and rape all men!!!"
(It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show.
Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?"
Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

Sevoric · 04-25-2002, 06:12 PM

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04-20-2002, 12:34 PM	#21
Orion Elder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 346	I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):

04-20-2002, 03:47 PM	#22
dragonfangs New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6	A low level newbie mage yell this. Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!" funny but you might of had to be there

04-21-2002, 04:32 AM	#23
aeslyn New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 12

04-21-2002, 09:06 AM	#24
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!' Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

04-21-2002, 03:38 PM	#25
SyNo New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 18

04-21-2002, 08:50 PM	#26
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

04-22-2002, 07:05 AM	#27
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me) Frantak says : can I take this beastie ? Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more. Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune. Neptune's blast **SMITES** Frantak !! Frantak is DEAD !!!! Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

04-22-2002, 07:18 AM	#28
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	Kill the smurfs!

04-22-2002, 10:24 AM	#29
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505

04-22-2002, 04:03 PM	#30
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,

04-23-2002, 04:55 AM	#31
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	For the honor of the great Intarne, Slay the Isp Beast !!!

04-23-2002, 07:07 AM	#32
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them. i think i got that right from connan

04-23-2002, 11:40 AM	#33
funkalicious Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US of A Posts: 38	"SPOOON!" -The Tick A gnome child smiles at you. A gnome child mauls you! You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen. "All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha" ("Somebody set us up the bomb!") [edited - another quote]

04-23-2002, 02:40 PM	#34
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	You smile at a black monk black monk smiles at you You thwap black monk for being a moron black monk thwaps you for being a moron You throw an alligator at a black monk Black monk's hit *DEVASTES* you !!! You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!! You flee head over heels !!! -he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators -

04-23-2002, 08:11 PM	#35
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	"Suicide is the answer"

04-25-2002, 12:09 PM	#36
Wildman New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8

04-25-2002, 03:03 PM	#37
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

04-25-2002, 04:44 PM	#38
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505

04-25-2002, 04:56 PM	#39
Molly Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sweden Home MUD: 4 Dimensions Posts: 574	"Kill all women and rape all men!!!" (It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show. Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?" Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

04-25-2002, 06:12 PM	#40
Sevoric Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 41

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