|10-27-2002, 09:12 AM||#21|
"How did I get in jail?"
"Well, what were you doing before you got thrown in there?"
"Hm. Let me check. "
"Oh, I did backstab the blonde elven boy"
|11-04-2002, 08:53 PM||#23|
to keep the not-so-innocent protected the name Newbie is being used
Ok..had this like 5 minutes ago..
Newbie gossips : What's better at my level? This iron helm or a chain mail coif?
Me gossips : Buy a scroll of Identify and find out
Newbie Gossips : But dont those cost like 2000 gold each?
Me : Nope...1000 each
Newbie Gossips : Well, I'm not in that much of a hurry to find out I guess
Me : You could always check Score while wearing each to see what AC they give...
Newbie gossip : That's a great idea! Thanks!
(then I go off to a !Gossip !Tell room and relax in silence)
Mind you..this is from the same one who :
A. died at the Eastern Gate and couldnt find his corpse in a stock Midgaard and still got lost with accurate directions given from Recall
B. Spent over 58K in gold at level 20 (which is alot for that level in the MU* I frequent) on stuff he really didnt need. Example below..
Newbie :"What's a quill pen do?"
Newbie : "Oh, so I just spent 1000 gold on nothing?"
Me : "You cold RP with it..."
Newbie : "What's RP?"
Me <wanders off for a slap>
|11-18-2002, 01:13 AM||#24|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Western Australia
This got a laugh...
Newbietheif looks at Oldplayer
Newbietheif says, "Excuse me sir? A moment of your time?"
Oldplayer looks at Newbietheif
Oldplayer says, "Yes? What can I do for you?"
Newbietheif says, "Can I steal from you?"
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