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Old 10-27-2002, 08:12 AM   #21
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"How did I get in jail?"
"Well, what were you doing before you got thrown in there?"
"Nothing...."
"Hm. Let me check. "
"Oh, I did backstab the blonde elven boy"
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Old 11-03-2002, 01:54 PM   #22
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a newbie gossips, "how do i gossip?"
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Old 11-04-2002, 07:53 PM   #23
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to keep the not-so-innocent protected the name Newbie is being used

Ok..had this like 5 minutes ago..

Newbie gossips : What's better at my level? This iron helm or a chain mail coif?

Me gossips : Buy a scroll of Identify and find out

Newbie Gossips : But dont those cost like 2000 gold each?

Me : Nope...1000 each

Newbie Gossips : Well, I'm not in that much of a hurry to find out I guess

Me : You could always check Score while wearing each to see what AC they give...

Newbie gossip : That's a great idea! Thanks!

(then I go off to a !Gossip !Tell room and relax in silence)

Mind you..this is from the same one who :
A. died at the Eastern Gate and couldnt find his corpse in a stock Midgaard and still got lost with accurate directions given from Recall
B. Spent over 58K in gold at level 20 (which is alot for that level in the MU* I frequent) on stuff he really didnt need. Example below..
Newbie :"What's a quill pen do?"
Me: "Nothing"
Newbie : "Oh, so I just spent 1000 gold on nothing?"
Me : "You cold RP with it..."
Newbie : "What's RP?"
Me <wanders off for a slap>
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Old 11-18-2002, 12:13 AM   #24
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This got a laugh...

Newbietheif looks at Oldplayer

Newbietheif says, "Excuse me sir? A moment of your time?"

Oldplayer looks at Newbietheif

Oldplayer smiles

Oldplayer says, "Yes? What can I do for you?"

Newbietheif says, "Can I steal from you?"
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