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Old 04-07-2003, 02:02 PM   #1
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I read a list put together from a game I used to play and it was hilarious!   Some of my favorites:

"Let me lead! I know this area completely!"
(Next message:  You have fallen into a seething black pit.  You are instantly bitten to death by a squirming mass of pit vipers! )

"Wonder what this button does.."

"Better scan!"
"Nah,  I've been here before.  Nothing dangerous here."

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Old 04-07-2003, 02:21 PM   #2
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Hang on lads...I've got a brilliant idea.

Invis demons? There is no such thing as invis demons!

Oh come on, its only a little gnome.

What do you mean you forgot the torch???

Don't worry, we can run through before he attacks.

Remember, please use stunmode. (when sparring)
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Old 04-07-2003, 04:24 PM   #3
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Here is a link with around a thousand of these. Will keep you holding your sides for an hour

http://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/index.html
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Old 04-08-2003, 12:22 AM   #4
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"I'm gonna kill your baron!" - said by my char while in the enemy's castle talking to one of the bad guy's underlings

(only she would've been THAT egotistical )
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:05 AM   #5
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Don't worry Sarge, we're good riders *moments before plummetting off a large cliff*
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:11 AM   #6
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Goblin: Okay, here's the deal, I'll kill one of you. You two get to decide who.

Noble (elf): Please. As elves we could never possibly make such a decision about our kind. Elves don't work that way.

NobleII (elf): **** her!! Let me go! Kill her!

*Two dead nobles result*
*paraphrased, of course*
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Old 04-11-2003, 02:42 AM   #7
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It's just a small dragon...
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Old 04-11-2003, 03:31 AM   #8
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I do not know if it qualifies as it was during a AD&D game, and it was not spoken by the character that died (mine )

two of us (a thief and a ranger) were sneaking up on a enemy, and the mage in the party was one of these people who always has to be involved (player and char) and as we were getting close, he shouted out

"Make sure he doesn't see you!"

*Grrrr*
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Old 04-11-2003, 03:58 AM   #9
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"Does anyone know the cure for the poison from the little halfling darts?"

"Of course I trust him, he's an -elf-."

"Sure, half-giants are big, but he'd have to hit me to kill me!"

"Never call a dwarf tiny, half-breed (to a mul)."

"That is one -big- lizard."

"That is one -big- bird."

"It's only a little jozhal."

"Did anyone else just see the sand move?"

"A sharp dart flies in from the west.
An arrow flies in from the west.
The feral halfling flies in from the west."

"Don't worry, gith aren't that smart."

"You skin that one, I'll hold this one off."

"Do you think we should be climbing this high?"

"Uhh, Sarge... is it true that you can fall over the Wall?"

And of course, a personal favorite:
"I don't see why you're so high and mighty, just because you're a templar!"
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Old 04-11-2003, 04:03 AM   #10
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"I don't need to see where I'm going. I remember the way."
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Old 04-11-2003, 01:20 PM   #11
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Question

You ask, 'Ok, who decided to go into the black cauldron?'

You hear somebody's death cry.

You say, 'Dinner is on.'
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:30 AM   #12
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Another AD&D one. We were fighting this mage in a clearing and it was taking a while. Then one of our party uttered the fatal words...

"Is he dead yet?"

Miraculously, the fight lasted another hour after that.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:17 AM   #13
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To recap some of mine (may not be verbatim, but the essence is there):

"Mother, I am sorry. I didn't mean to die."

"Threacherous bastards."

"I will see you suffer in Balgashang!"

"I have to flee..."

"What a woman!"
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:28 PM   #14
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"Aww - did you cut yourself? Don't worry - it'll be over soon.."
- Said by one of my chars' ex-boyfie--eh, friends, as he was trying to kill my char. He was right - it was over soon after that. I just wasn't the one who died..
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:34 PM   #15
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(Not the words of the deceased, fyi)
"I don't want any trouble..."
- said to a bounty hunter, by a bounty.
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