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Old 04-25-2002, 11:27 PM   #41
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i have my massive rod and ill use it...
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Old 04-26-2002, 05:25 PM   #42
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The best one I have seen on a mud yet is:

"I defend this castle in the name of the buble duck! Quack! Pop! Quack!"
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Old 04-26-2002, 07:31 PM   #43
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"I am a Priest of Torm, and i will teach you how to fight temptation of evil clerics. but before you fight it you must learn it, come here child and behold my rod of damnation."

dont think i spelled it right.
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Old 04-28-2002, 11:26 AM   #44
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My usual battle cry is as follows:


ROWWWRRRROOWWWWRRRRPPHHHSSSSSSSSSSTTTSTST.


Literally...
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Old 04-28-2002, 09:30 PM   #45
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AHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE PANTIES!
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Old 05-01-2002, 11:46 AM   #46
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Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Old 01-06-2003, 06:12 PM   #47
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"It's a good day for someone else to die. Hopefully that someone else is you."

Said this to a goblin mob...wound up getting killed after five more of them swarmed in.
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Old 01-06-2003, 10:21 PM   #48
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Well, guess this qualifies..back in my dice chucking days, i was playing the Mechwarrior RPG and everyone was over. The Lance had a pet squirrel that sadly, was in the line of fire when the SRMs slammed into the Command Tent. The squirrel, Mr. Nibbles died and for a month or so, the players who were mech-jocks (I was smart, I as the tech..heh heh) used the battlecry of "Remember Mr Nibbles!" and had banners of a squirrel on their mechs.

Neeedless to say, my tech decided to take up drinking for a while.
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Old 01-07-2003, 05:43 AM   #49
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"Here, pixie pixie pixie..."

One of mine, when attacking the Pixie Forest.
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Old 01-07-2003, 09:44 AM   #50
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A bit late... my favorite, used by my mentor in one Mud...

"DeathBunnies CHARGE!!!"
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Old 01-17-2003, 11:02 AM   #51
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A motto taken from Discworld MUD (guild of warriors):
If It Moves, Kill It. If It Doesn't Move, Wait For It To Move. Then Kill It.

Best warcries I ever saw:

Barbarian yells 'ARRRRGHHHHHHH WEEBLE WEEBLE bling timmie zip!'

Someone yells 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

Gimp yells 'For the honor of Greyskull!' (obvious He-man fan)

(The next barbarian used to cry this before running into any battle hacking crazily)
Barbarian yells 'Me stomp you good!'

Goodie yells 'DIE YOU EVIL SADISTIC MOTHER OF NUMEROUS DEVILISH DESIGNS (and kids who talk in the cinema)!'

Bob yells 'If you can hear this, I'm going to kill you!'

All the wacries I ever used were all RP ones because I never really went OOC even if it was allowed, so no point in posting them cause they're not funny.
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Old 01-22-2003, 08:14 PM   #52
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Recently, I was talking to a fellow co-worker who is a dice chucker by nature and I brought up TMS and pointed out the humor of here by using this tread as an example. He reminded me of situation that resulted in 2 battlecries heard across the nation that I forgot about and I bet whoever reads this either forgot or never heard of the incident...

...seems that back in the mid 90s, Mattel had a few projects going with talking action figures and the vocalizations were achieved by a microchip...some got mixed up and on the store shelves was an action figure and a girl's doll..both sporting the hands down battlecries of all time...yes..it was :

GI Joe (per the news but I think it was really a Punisher action figure) saying "Math is hard...Let's go to the mall!"

Barbie saying "Dead men tell no tales..."


Yea corportate screwups!
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